Tyler Brûlé drives me mad. The jet-setting, hyper-hip know-it-all who writes the weekly "Fast Lane" column in the Financial Times, and is also founder of the utterly pretentious magazine Monocle, delivers his opinions on global issues - such as the size of a cappuccino on Capri or the cocktail list in some obscure boutique hotel in Tokyo - as though these trivialities mattered one bit outside the circle of super-smug, wealthy cosmopolites who really care about the number of zip pockets on a new piece of "iconic" hand luggage.
Compulsive reading, though, as a taster of how the monied business classes live.
Mr Brûlé recently produced Monocle's latest "world livability index" - a list of what he and his fellow pseuds regard as the most civilized, efficient and fun cities. The winner was Zurich, followed by Copenhagen, Tokyo and Munich. New York and London were not in the top 25, great cities such as Shanghai, Mumbai and Sao Paulo did not get a mention, and there was no representative at all from the Middle East.
How Mr Brûlé and his team of experts can cover the globe without touching down in the Gulf escapes me, but the survey's results were consistent with his Eurocentric and small-town North American view of the world.
The results kicked off a lively debate in the pages of the FT, with the columnist Michael Skapinker insisting that there was more to "livability" than the quality of the tram service or provision of cycle lanes.
The great metropolitan centres of the world have their own dynamic momentum. If you want to get on in the world, you have to be in New York, Moscow or Beijing. Vancouver - nice place though I'm sure it is - is optional.
Owing to a combination of domestic circumstances and visiting family, for the past couple of weeks I have been seeing Dubai as I have not seen it since I arrived here in 2006 - through the eyes of a tourist outsider rather than a resident. The city regularly scores quite well - respectable middle rankings and usually close to the top of the Middle East section - in other world surveys such as those by Mercer Consulting and the Economist Intelligence Unit, and my couple of weeks of "research" confirmed that Dubai really does have everything to offer even the most sophisticated new Leonardo, such as Mr Brûlé.
Long-term residents take for granted the glut of five-star hotels, the splendid beaches and watersport facilities, the excellent restaurants, and the nightlife. Visitors see these with new eyes and are amazed by what they see. To watch my teenage visitors gaze in awe at the Dubai Fountain in the shadow of the world's tallest building, or see the sun set behind the Burj Al Arab before heading off for the exoticism of a whiff of shisha in a Lebanese café, was to see Dubai with a new innocence, that we hard-nosed residents have long lost. I genuinely liked what I saw, again.
And at present, with the season winding down as the temperature gets stuck around 40°C for most of the day, and with the summer exodus under way, travel around the city is comparatively easy and cheap, thanks to Dubai taxis. Mr Brûlé should visit the city at this time of year, if he ever gets round to it, rather than in the traditional high season winter months.
What shocked me, however, was the cost of it all. As a resident, you rarely shell out for beach hotels or dinners in their posh restaurants, and now I can see why. Even a short stay at one of the big hotels around the Madinat Jumeirah area generated a bill that left me boggle-eyed at the check-out desk. If this is low season, I shudder to think what it would set you back between October and March.
It was the "incidentals" that did it. I negotiated a rate for our stay that seemed reasonable, and my credit card had that amount blocked off as pre-payment. But then the receptionist doubled the amount and blocked off the total to include "incidentals" - some beach drinks, snacks during the day, maybe some trinkets in the hotel shop. In the end, these trifles doubled my room rate, and more. A short "treat" turned into the cost of a full summer package holiday.
Most gob-smacking was the cost of an Indian dinner in one of the Madinat Souk restaurants. For three people (including two teenagers with hearty appetites) a one-course supper - with water and two bottles of beer - came to a staggering Dh700 (US$190). Again, it was "incidentals" - in this case naan bread, raita and aloo gobi.
Maybe it can all be blamed on the recession. The fall in visitors from Europe and North America might prompt hoteliers, restaurateurs and retailers to make the most out of those who do make the trip by marking everything up. If so, that is a bad long-term strategy.
Tourism and its related industries of aviation and retailing are increasingly important revenue generators for Dubai as the global economic downturn restricts other streams. "If you build it, they will come," is the emirate's proud motto. But if they get stung the first time, they may not come back.
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The Brutalist
Director: Brady Corbet
Stars: Adrien Brody, Felicity Jones, Guy Pearce, Joe Alwyn
Rating: 3.5/5
Specs
Engine: Electric motor generating 54.2kWh (Cooper SE and Aceman SE), 64.6kW (Countryman All4 SE)
Power: 218hp (Cooper and Aceman), 313hp (Countryman)
Torque: 330Nm (Cooper and Aceman), 494Nm (Countryman)
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh158,000 (Cooper), Dh168,000 (Aceman), Dh132,000 (Countryman)
The specs
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Transmission: eight-speed automatic
Power: 390bhp
Torque: 400Nm
Price: Dh340,000 ($92,579
The specs: 2018 Maserati Levante S
Price, base / as tested: Dh409,000 / Dh467,000
Engine: 3.0-litre V6
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 430hp @ 5,750rpm
Torque: 580Nm @ 4,500rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 10.9L / 100km
The biog
Favourite book: Men are from Mars Women are from Venus
Favourite travel destination: Ooty, a hill station in South India
Hobbies: Cooking. Biryani, pepper crab are her signature dishes
Favourite place in UAE: Marjan Island
Dubai Bling season three
Cast: Loujain Adada, Zeina Khoury, Farhana Bodi, Ebraheem Al Samadi, Mona Kattan, and couples Safa & Fahad Siddiqui and DJ Bliss & Danya Mohammed
Rating: 1/5
Salah in numbers
€39 million: Liverpool agreed a fee, including add-ons, in the region of €39m (nearly Dh176m) to sign Salah from Roma last year. The exchange rate at the time meant that cost the Reds £34.3m - a bargain given his performances since.
13: The 25-year-old player was not a complete stranger to the Premier League when he arrived at Liverpool this summer. However, during his previous stint at Chelsea, he made just 13 Premier League appearances, seven of which were off the bench, and scored only twice.
57: It was in the 57th minute of his Liverpool bow when Salah opened his account for the Reds in the 3-3 draw with Watford back in August. The Egyptian prodded the ball over the line from close range after latching onto Roberto Firmino's attempted lob.
7: Salah's best scoring streak of the season occurred between an FA Cup tie against West Brom on January 27 and a Premier League win over Newcastle on March 3. He scored for seven games running in all competitions and struck twice against Tottenham.
3: This season Salah became the first player in Premier League history to win the player of the month award three times during a term. He was voted as the division's best player in November, February and March.
40: Salah joined Roger Hunt and Ian Rush as the only players in Liverpool's history to have scored 40 times in a single season when he headed home against Bournemouth at Anfield earlier this month.
30: The goal against Bournemouth ensured the Egyptian achieved another milestone in becoming the first African player to score 30 times across one Premier League campaign.
8: As well as his fine form in England, Salah has also scored eight times in the tournament phase of this season's Champions League. Only Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo, with 15 to his credit, has found the net more often in the group stages and knockout rounds of Europe's premier club competition.
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5) Angelo Peruzzi, Inter Milan to Lazio (£15.7m
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
Our legal columnist
Name: Yousef Al Bahar
Advocate at Al Bahar & Associate Advocates and Legal Consultants, established in 1994
Education: Mr Al Bahar was born in 1979 and graduated in 2008 from the Judicial Institute. He took after his father, who was one of the first Emirati lawyers
Wallabies
Updated team: 15-Israel Folau, 14-Dane Haylett-Petty, 13-Reece Hodge, 12-Matt Toomua, 11-Marika Koroibete, 10-Kurtley Beale, 9-Will Genia, 8-Pete Samu, 7-Michael Hooper (captain), 6-Lukhan Tui, 5-Adam Coleman, 4-Rory Arnold, 3-Allan Alaalatoa, 2-Tatafu Polota-Nau, 1-Scott Sio.
Replacements: 16-Folau Faingaa, 17-Tom Robertson, 18-Taniela Tupou, 19-Izack Rodda, 20-Ned Hanigan, 21-Joe Powell, 22-Bernard Foley, 23-Jack Maddocks.
MATCH INFO
Liverpool 2 (Van Dijk 18', 24')
Brighton 1 (Dunk 79')
Red card: Alisson (Liverpool)
New Zealand 21 British & Irish Lions 24
New Zealand
Penalties: Barrett (7)
British & Irish Lions
Tries: Faletau, Murray
Penalties: Farrell (4)
Conversions: Farrell
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
The specs: 2018 Nissan 370Z Nismo
Price, base / as tested: Dh182,178
Engine: 3.7-litre V6
Power: 350hp @ 7,400rpm
Torque: 374Nm @ 5,200rpm
Transmission: Seven-speed automatic
Fuel consumption, combined: 10.5L / 100km
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Heather Watson v Anastasija Sevastova (18)
Jo-Wilfried Tsonga (12) v Simone Bolelli
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UAE tour of the Netherlands
UAE squad: Rohan Mustafa (captain), Shaiman Anwar, Ghulam Shabber, Mohammed Qasim, Rameez Shahzad, Mohammed Usman, Adnan Mufti, Chirag Suri, Ahmed Raza, Imran Haider, Mohammed Naveed, Amjad Javed, Zahoor Khan, Qadeer Ahmed
Fixtures and results:
Monday, UAE won by three wickets
Wednesday, 2nd 50-over match
Thursday, 3rd 50-over match
The specs: 2018 Maserati GranTurismo/GranCabrio
Price, base Dh485,000 (GranTurismo) and Dh575,000 (GranCabrio)
Engine 4.7L V8
Transmission Six-speed automatic
Power 460hp @ 7,000rpm
Torque 520Nm @ 4,750rpm
Fuel economy, combined 14.3L (GranTurismo) and 14.5L (GranCabrio) / 100km
Europe’s rearming plan
- Suspend strict budget rules to allow member countries to step up defence spending
- Create new "instrument" providing €150 billion of loans to member countries for defence investment
- Use the existing EU budget to direct more funds towards defence-related investment
- Engage the bloc's European Investment Bank to drop limits on lending to defence firms
- Create a savings and investments union to help companies access capital
Uefa Champions League last 16 draw
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Western Region Asia Cup Qualifier, Al Amerat, Oman
The two finalists advance to the next stage of qualifying, in Malaysia in August
Results
UAE beat Iran by 10 wickets
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Qatar beat Maldives by 106 runs
Monday fixtures
UAE v Kuwait, Iran v Saudi Arabia, Oman v Qatar, Maldives v Bahrain
Company profile
Name: Thndr
Started: October 2020
Founders: Ahmad Hammouda and Seif Amr
Based: Cairo, Egypt
Sector: FinTech
Initial investment: pre-seed of $800,000
Funding stage: series A; $20 million
Investors: Tiger Global, Beco Capital, Prosus Ventures, Y Combinator, Global Ventures, Abdul Latif Jameel, Endure Capital, 4DX Ventures, Plus VC, Rabacap and MSA Capital
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