"You're publicly shamed into a slimmer figure. Crying the weight right off has never been easier!" The American director Kevin Smith jokes about being chucked off a Southwest Airlines flight for being too fat. February 13.
"Please buy our single it out today." Let's hope your single's fractionally better than your grammar, Jedward. February 15.
LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters." Ricky Martin has a deep and profound message for us all. February 15.
"At Carnaval! :)" What makes us think Paris Hilton bunked off spelling classes at school? February 15.
Andre Leon Talley (Vogue magazine) sent me a great e-mail today re: my wardrobe at the Ralph Rucci fashion show." Rehabilitation back into civil society is surely complete for Martha Stewart. February 16.
"I wish the currency of choice was lollipops. 'I'm suing you for 3 lollipops!' It would just be too funny." How erudite. Is the brain power of Russell Brand rubbing off on Katy Perry? February 16.
"Happier than a happy person can be that LGG won 3 Brit awards. Raa raa uh-uh aah." Stephen Fry taps his feet along and celebrates Lady Gaga's triumph. February 17.
"What's your favourite Dolly song?" What Brits, eh? Dolly Parton has just one question for her followers. February 17.
How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
The specs
Engine: 3-litre twin-turbo V6
Power: 400hp
Torque: 475Nm
Transmission: 9-speed automatic
Price: From Dh215,900
On sale: Now
The specs
Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
Power: 620hp from 5,750-7,500rpm
Torque: 760Nm from 3,000-5,750rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed dual-clutch auto
On sale: Now
Price: From Dh1.05 million ($286,000)
Two products to make at home
Toilet cleaner
1 cup baking soda
1 cup castile soap
10-20 drops of lemon essential oil (or another oil of your choice)
Method:
1. Mix the baking soda and castile soap until you get a nice consistency.
2. Add the essential oil to the mix.
Air Freshener
100ml water
5 drops of the essential oil of your choice (note: lavender is a nice one for this)
Method:
1. Add water and oil to spray bottle to store.
2. Shake well before use.
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Fireball
Moscow claimed it hit the largest military fuel storage facility in Ukraine, triggering a huge fireball at the site.
A plume of black smoke rose from a fuel storage facility in the village of Kalynivka outside Kyiv on Friday after Russia said it had destroyed the military site with Kalibr cruise missiles.
"On the evening of March 24, Kalibr high-precision sea-based cruise missiles attacked a fuel base in the village of Kalynivka near Kyiv," the Russian defence ministry said in a statement.
Ukraine confirmed the strike, saying the village some 40 kilometres south-west of Kyiv was targeted.
Singham Again
Director: Rohit Shetty
Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone
Rating: 3/5
