Bigness can shun golf in February as the leaderboards of lucrative tournaments can teem with strangers known only to next of kin and perhaps not even to some of their cousins.
It is not the fault of these men that the public is too busy describing on Facebook what they had for dinner to learn the golfers' names and appreciate their rare talent. It just counts as another signal of an imperfect world.
So when a golf tournament gets bigness in February, still months from the gravitas of the spring-and-summer majors, that tournament can call itself fortunate. And when a tournament has a 10-minute moment like the one the Dubai Desert Classic had yesterday, well, that makes for one rare February Saturday at the course.
As the round wound down, suddenly everybody trying to solve chronic issues on the putting green gawked upward en masse at the big screen to witness a crescendo and a Tiger Woods fist-pump - about a "5" on the old Woods Fist Pumpometer - after his birdie putt slid in on No 18 and brought tighter contention on a day when he once trailed by eight.
Then while he took a fresh turn as a comic beneath the grandstand - "Eighteen pars," he cracked of his wild round with only eight of them - the television monitor showed Sergio Garcia in the wilderness and oases around No 17.
He appeared to be out there in the sand somewhere in need of a compass and a pith helmet. As it happened, he would commit both double-bogey and eloquence when he said, "Apparently the odds of hitting an eight-inch-wide pond from 340 yards are bigger than I thought."
And then to complete the moment, just off to the side of the stand where the No 17 tee sort of cowers against the edge of the grandstand back wall, Rory McIlroy stood chatting with spectators mashed against the little wall just behind the tee box.
Garcia tried to figure it out and "hit a trunk" as he would put it; McIlroy and his playing partner, Thomas "Hair" Aiken, waited to tee-off on the reachable par 4; and McIlroy chatted.
And he kept chatting. No imaginary barrier between himself and his viewers. Just a thoroughly enviable 21-year-old golf pro standing there chit-chatting. So then the way cleared and Aiken drove and McIlroy stopped chatting and turned around and boomed a sonnet of a drive that thrilled the masses.
Some cowboy, that guy. Within the 10 minutes, Garcia had come back to the pack, Woods had come forward and McIlroy had held together enough from a garish start that their scores had congealed all within one shot of each other. And with the populous parade of Hansens and "Hair" Aikens and Quiroses around there, they showed how you bring bigness to February.
First, you take Woods out of the United States and relocate him briefly to the hotter tour. Then you have the famed Garcia finding himself and answering his official 10-millionth lifetime question about his putting. Figure in Lee Westwood, nibbling nearby. And then already, so early in McIlroy's life out on the European Tour, it helps hugely to have McIlroy.
Even if you do not have the reigning Tour champion Martin Kaymer, who found Dubai less agreeable than Abu Dhabi with his 14-par, four-bogey 76 that sank him to a paltry even par, that's all right, if you have McIlroy.
McIlroy won here two years ago; he won in North Carolina on the Second Fiddle Tour last year; and he has the abundant confidence to state plausibly that he should have won more.
Strictly on statistics, some reasonable sorts might omit him from the bigness brigade just yet.
But this is where you insert the charisma factor, the fact that McIlroy comes to us loaded with that charisma thing they call "it" - the infectious chat-then-belt enchantment of it all.
He shies not from his own expectations, and his own expectations rate steep.
He speaks none of that 21-and-learning gobbledygook. He thinks he should win big things.
Yesterday, he admitted he has let rounds get away from him in the past - especially at the British Open last year – and was delighted that did not happen again in Dubai.
So here, as he steeled from his bogey-bogey-bogey start, and as he recovered similarly from early duress on Friday, he is a welcome part of any afternoon of bigness. Already. At 21.
Besides, if you can harrumph at a guy who chats it up at the tee box and then turns around and gives it a blast while jockeying for the lead, well, then you might just need to cheer up in general.
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The specs
Engine: Long-range single or dual motor with 200kW or 400kW battery
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 620km / 590km
Price: From Dh250,000 (estimated)
Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
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RESULT
Bayer Leverkusen 2 Bayern Munich 4
Leverkusen: Alario (9'), Wirtz (89')
Bayern: Coman (27'), Goretzka (42'), Gnabry (45'), Lewandowski (66')
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Disclaimer
Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Stars: Cate Blanchett, Kevin Kline, Lesley Manville
Rating: 4/5
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Results
2pm: Al Sahel Contracting Company – Maiden (PA) Dh50,000 (Dirt) 1,200m; Winner: AF Mutakafel, Tadhg O’Shea (jockey), Ernst Oertel (trainer)
2.30pm: Dubai Real Estate Centre – Maiden (TB) Dh60,000 (D) 1,200m; Winner: El Baareq, Antonio Fresu, Rashed Bouresly
3pm: Shadwell – Rated Conditions (TB) Dh100,000 (D) 1,950m; Winner: Lost Eden, Andrea Atzeni, Doug Watson
3.30pm: Keeneland – Handicap (TB) Dh84,000 (D) 1,000m; Winner: Alkaraama, Dane O’Neill, Musabah Al Muhairi
4pm: Keeneland – Handicap (TB) Dh76,000 (D) 1,800m; Winner: Lady Snazz, Saif Al Balushi, Bhupat Seemar
4.30pm: Hive – Conditions (TB) Dh100,000 (D) 1,600m; Winner: Down On Da Bayou, Royston Ffrench, Salem bin Ghadayer
5pm: Dubai Real Estate Centre – (TB) Handicap Dh64,000 (D) 1,600m; Winner: Lahmoom, Royston Ffrench, Salem bin Ghadayer
Wicked
Director: Jon M Chu
Stars: Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Jonathan Bailey
'Champions'
Director: Manuel Calvo
Stars: Yassir Al Saggaf and Fatima Al Banawi
Rating: 2/5
Points to remember
- Debate the issue, don't attack the person
- Build the relationship and dialogue by seeking to find common ground
- Express passion for the issue but be aware of when you're losing control or when there's anger. If there is, pause and take some time out.
- Listen actively without interrupting
- Avoid assumptions, seek understanding, ask questions
Race card
1.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh 50,000 (Dirt) 1,400m
2pm: Handicap (TB) Dh 84,000 (D) 1,400m
2.30pm: Maiden (TB) Dh 60,000 (D) 1,200m
3pm: Conditions (TB) Dh 100,000 (D) 1.950m
3.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh 76,000 (D) 1,800m
4pm: Maiden (TB) Dh 60,000 (D) 1,600m
4.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh 68,000 (D) 1,000m
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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Results
United States beat UAE by three wickets
United States beat Scotland by 35 runs
UAE v Scotland – no result
United States beat UAE by 98 runs
Scotland beat United States by four wickets
Fixtures
Sunday, 10am, ICC Academy, Dubai - UAE v Scotland
Admission is free
How to wear a kandura
Dos
- Wear the right fabric for the right season and occasion
- Always ask for the dress code if you don’t know
- Wear a white kandura, white ghutra / shemagh (headwear) and black shoes for work
- Wear 100 per cent cotton under the kandura as most fabrics are polyester
Don’ts
- Wear hamdania for work, always wear a ghutra and agal
- Buy a kandura only based on how it feels; ask questions about the fabric and understand what you are buying
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MEYDAN CARD
6.30pm Al Maktoum Challenge Round-1 Group One (PA) US$65,000 (Dirt) 1,600m
7.05pm Handicap (TB) $175,000 (Turf) 1,200m
7.40pm UAE 2000 Guineas Trial Conditions (TB) $100,000 (D) 1,600m
8.15pm Singspiel Stakes Group Two (TB) $250,000 (T) 1,800m
8.50pm Handicap (TB) $135,000 (T) 1,600m
9.25pm Al Maktoum Challenge Round-1 Group Two (TB) $350,000 (D) 1,600m
10pm Dubai Trophy Conditions (TB) $100,000 (T) 1,200m
10.35pm Handicap (TB) $135,000 (T) 1,600m
The National selections:
6.30pm AF Alwajel
7.05pm Ekhtiyaar
7.40pm First View
8.15pm Benbatl
8.50pm Zakouski
9.25pm: Kimbear
10pm: Chasing Dreams
10.35pm: Good Fortune
Cricket World Cup League 2
UAE squad
Rahul Chopra (captain), Aayan Afzal Khan, Ali Naseer, Aryansh Sharma, Basil Hameed, Dhruv Parashar, Junaid Siddique, Muhammad Farooq, Muhammad Jawadullah, Muhammad Waseem, Omid Rahman, Rahul Bhatia, Tanish Suri, Vishnu Sukumaran, Vriitya Aravind
Fixtures
Friday, November 1 – Oman v UAE
Sunday, November 3 – UAE v Netherlands
Thursday, November 7 – UAE v Oman
Saturday, November 9 – Netherlands v UAE
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The Cockroach
(Vintage)
Ian McEwan
The specs: Macan Turbo
Engine: Dual synchronous electric motors
Power: 639hp
Torque: 1,130Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Touring range: 591km
Price: From Dh412,500
On sale: Deliveries start in October
If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
Singham Again
Director: Rohit Shetty
Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone
Rating: 3/5
Living in...
This article is part of a guide on where to live in the UAE. Our reporters will profile some of the country’s most desirable districts, provide an estimate of rental prices and introduce you to some of the residents who call each area home.