A professional footballer's Dubai bucket list doesn't differ too much from your average holidaymaker. Shopping in Dubai Mall. Check. A beach selfie in front of the Burj Al Arab. Check. Dune bashing on quad bikes in the desert. Check. Even tucking into a steak at Salt Bae's restaurant is within the planning power of a mere mortal. However, one item on the itinerary of your average Premier League player is an exclusive invite to a prominent Emirati businessman's farm. From retired greats such as Edgar Davids, to Neymar to Danny Drinkwater, <a href="https://www.instagram.com/sb_belhasa/?hl=en">dozens of players have had their snap taken at Saif Belhasa's pad over the past few years</a>, feeding giraffes or monkeying around with the businessman's lemurs. So what does one do with this information? That's right; pick a starting XI using a 4-4-2 formation. <strong>Swipe left/right on the gallery above to see who we have picked.</strong> Take our poll below for where you think this team would have finished in the Premier League last season: