The do-gooders have no cure for my compassion fatigue



Anyone who has spent time in the UK recently will tell you it's been a chilly old winter, so much so that the first flowers are only now peeking through the frozen earth. Although welcome, these harbingers of spring are far too late for those holidaymakers who booked holidays for this month to gaze upon Wordsworth's famous "host of golden daffodils" in the Lake District. The poor things are still shivering somewhere beneath the ground with their pyjamas on.

But if the real things are nowhere to be seen, plastic facsimiles on our High Streets may overwhelm you. March is National Daffodil Month, the annual fund-raising initiative for the Marie Curie Trust, which provides specialist nursing care for people suffering from cancer. In return for dropping a few coins into collecting boxes being rattled by volunteers on your way to work, you receive a bright plastic bloom in your lapel, and a tiny surge of self- righteousness to go with it. Well worth the money it is too.

Trouble is, I've got so little money left to give. With the annual London Marathon now only five weeks away, I've already been cleaned out by a host of friends and relations each asking me to sponsor their torturous attempt to lumber round London's 42km course in aid of some charity dear to their hearts. Yet even they are having to accept loose change rather than a fat cheque. My wallet has only just recovered from Mothering Sunday last weekend.

Whether taking Mum out for a slap up meal at an expensive restaurant or merely handing her a bouquet of dog-eared flowers, it's a brave man who can resist the blandishments of an advertising industry dedicated to shaming you into parting with your cash. Add to that a card and a box of her favourite chocolates, and it soon adds up. It turns out that multifarious good causes jostling for both our attention and credit card details have ripped up the calendar between them like wild dogs devouring some succulent carcass. Far from fund-raising campaigns and awareness days being occasional special events, a little research has revealed they come along about every 12 hours.

Take Thursday, March 11 for instance. As well as falling slap bang in the middle of World Glaucoma Week, the date was also designated as World Kidney Day, (designed, somewhat superfluously in my opinion, "to raise awareness about the importance of our kidneys"). If the prospect of having to remember all this sent you into a darkened room with a splitting headache, then you were in luck, because the following week was not only designated part of National Bed Month, but was also proclaimed Brain Awareness Week.

And with this month still only three quarters completed, we're not finished yet. We've still got to surmount World Purple Day, World Meteorological Day, and my own particular favourite, World Theatre Day before March is through. And even as it staggers across its own finishing line, the final few days have been earmarked as Hospital Broadcasting Week, paying homage to those dedicated (and much-derided) amateur disc jockeys who provide a constant stream of jolly music and inane chitchat to the sick and dying (even if one is tempted to remark: "Haven't they already suffered enough?").

Of course, only a curmudgeon would begrudge all these good causes having their moment in the sun. After all, there is so much to do, and so many people to help. But unless we're careful, the consequence of all these special events can only be compassion fatigue, as witnessed already in the frosty response to the many street campaigners attempting to buttonhole passers-by in central London. The merest sign of a man in a baseball cap approaching with a clipboard, a winning smile and a cry of "Hey, just give me two minutes" is already enough to send most pedestrians scurrying in the opposite direction muttering darkly about "meddlesome do-gooders".

Never mind. I've got my plastic daffodil, and even though I'm sponsoring the forthcoming marathon at least I'm not having to run in the thing. In any case, it'll soon be April and we'll have a whole new set of national awareness events to savour. Including, I notice, Noise Action Week, an initiative to raise awareness about noise issues. If nothing else it should at least silence those darned tin rattlers for a bit.

Michael Simkins is a writer and actor based in London

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Dubai is on a mission to record good air quality for 90 per cent of the year – up from 86 per cent annually today – by 2021.

The municipality plans to have seven mobile air-monitoring stations by 2020 to capture more accurate data in hourly and daily trends of pollution.

These will be on the Palm Jumeirah, Al Qusais, Muhaisnah, Rashidiyah, Al Wasl, Al Quoz and Dubai Investment Park.

“It will allow real-time responding for emergency cases,” said Khaldoon Al Daraji, first environment safety officer at the municipality.

“We’re in a good position except for the cases that are out of our hands, such as sandstorms.

“Sandstorms are our main concern because the UAE is just a receiver.

“The hotspots are Iran, Saudi Arabia and southern Iraq, but we’re working hard with the region to reduce the cycle of sandstorm generation.”

Mr Al Daraji said monitoring as it stood covered 47 per cent of Dubai.

There are 12 fixed stations in the emirate, but Dubai also receives information from monitors belonging to other entities.

“There are 25 stations in total,” Mr Al Daraji said.

“We added new technology and equipment used for the first time for the detection of heavy metals.

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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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