Indian models dance at the opening night of a club in Calcutta. "We actually do the nightclubs and the drinking and the random conversations," Meenakshi Reddy Madhavan says, "and they are just as real to us here as they would be if we were in downtown Manhattan."
Indian models dance at the opening night of a club in Calcutta. "We actually do the nightclubs and the drinking and the random conversations," Meenakshi Reddy Madhavan says, "and they are just as realShow more

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You Are Here

Meenakshi Redhi Madhavan

Penguin Dh17 (Rs199)

The term "chick-lit" feels so overused that it is surprising to discover that it was only coined in 1995; one could be forgiven for assuming that critics and readers have been airily dismissing books as chick-lit for decades. Cris Mazza and Jeffrey DeShell, who used the term as a title for a book they edited, were being ironic: it was an anthology of experimental post-feminist fiction. But irony can bite itself in the rear. Today, "chick-lit" is an entirely pejorative term, applied to fiction that is almost pre-feminist in its depiction of airheaded, shopaholic women moping for their men.

Even critics who deride the genre, however, cannot fault its essential themes - the search for true love, the scrabble for professional satisfaction, the faithfulness (or faithlessness) of family and friends, all to be slotted together like Lego bricks to build a A Happy Life. For these are the themes not just of chick-lit but also of classic lit. What is Moby Dick but an account of a whaler's rather intense spell at the office? And isn't Anna Karenina the chronicle of a dramatic, extended family meltdown? Doesn't every novel chart someone or other's pursuit of some semblance of A Happy Life?

What critics generally object to is the suggestion that the pleasures of true love, professional satisfaction, family and friends can all be temporarily replaced by, augmented, or more fully enjoyed with help from enthusiastic and conspicuous consumption. This idea - that one's life can be totted up as a series of charges on a Platinum AmEx card, that a character might be the sum of her perfumes, hair-care products and clothing brands - has found its purest literary expression in American chick-lit.

Once the American concept of consumerism took hold in India, it was only a matter of time before chick-lit followed in its wake. After all, both forces came pre-cooked in templates that had only become more lucrative with each passing year. It was the easiest thing in the world to simply adopt them as they were. Meenakshi Reddy Madhavan's debut novel You Are Here is not the first example of Indian chick-lit, but it has been the most heralded. In 2004, Madhavan began writing an anonymous blog, The Compulsive Confessor, that introduced in its second post the two elements its author cannot seem to do without: a bar and a cute boy. Since then, Madhavan has posted candidly about sex, booze, cigarettes, clubs and relationships - subjects not often discussed within Indian society, especially by young, single women. Not surprisingly, her page views climbed quickly as the site drew voyeurs, cranks and young people who saw a little of their own lives in Madhavan's confessions.

The blog stuck adhesively to a limited roster of favourite chick-lit subjects, and favoured the observational form. In November 2006, she described a new quasi-boyfriend thusly: "New Boy is so pretty. He really is [...] That's not to say he's effeminate. Far from it. New Boy is very much a boy, as he proves constantly." In December, she medidated on two tops recently gifted to her, "one blue with beads, cut away in the middle to reveal navel piercing, one orange-y corset type thing". That same month she confessed compulsively from Bali, from where she lamented that a "very hot American" named Dylan did not hit on her. "AND I was wearing my new tube top," she wrote sadly.

Madhavan is a journalist by profession, but it was her blog that brought her to the attention of publishers. "Penguin contacted me to ask whether I had anything that could be a book," she says. "So I took two weeks off work, sat in front of my computer all day, and came up with the first half of the book. It had many different shapes before it turned into what I have today - but the essential structure stayed the same. There was no brief as such - just something along the lines of what I blogged about - a stream of consciousness-ish narrative and so on."

The resultant novel is, to be fair, not a naked ode to consumerism, but it is still a work of breathtaking superficiality. Arshi, the 26-year-old protagonist modelled closely on Madhavan herself, lives and drinks and pines in New Delhi. In the hoariest of chick- lit traditions, her seemingly perfect romantic relationship has just gone awry because the guy cheated on her. On the rebound, Arshi meets another cute boy at a pool party. Shockingly, he plays the guitar.

"He had a nice smile, with deep dimples that appeared and disappeared with every movement of his face, and a neat little French beard running from the sides of his rather lovely mouth to his slightly pointed chin," Arshi notes breathlessly of this boy, Kabir. Later, when Kabir divests himself of his white T-shirt, we happily learn that "his stomach had just about missed having a six-pack, but it was taut and firm and there was a hint of downy hair running from the base of his chest and vanishing into his shorts." Cue, very soon, a book-length existential dilemma of whether Arshi and Kabir are or are not a couple.

Meanwhile, Arshi's retinue of female friends also faces problems of - what else? - the romantic sort. Her roommate Topsy's family would never approve of Topsy's covert boyfriend, her old best friend is getting engaged and her new best friend seems to be anorexic as well as unloved. We learn on the fly that a couple of these characters have jobs; Arshi herself serves time under a gargoyle of a boss at a public relations firm. Perhaps sensing that this is insufficient grist for 255 pages, Madhavan also has Arshi make unremarkable, rambling digressions into her childhood and youth, killing time before a final, headlong dive into a literally watery climax.

Madhavan is, I firmly believe, a better writer than this. Many of her blog posts over the years have been funnier and smarter than her novel; some have been more authentic and a few have been genuinely thoughtful. Even in the December of Dylan and Bali, Madhavan engaged in introspection of the sort that hits almost every single Indian woman in her mid-20s, when her friends begin to get married and her parents start making suggestive noises. Instead of loudly proclaiming to not care about it all, Madhavan surprised us.

"The truth is, while oestensibly [sic], I'm not a conformist, I think somewhere in my secret soul I am," she wrote. Despite her love of the single life, she was still tempted to call her grandmother and ask to be set up with an eligible, parentally approved bachelor. She worried aloud about "dying or something, with no one to stand and weep around my bedstead" because she had put off marriage for so long. "The thing is," she confessed "while I made my choices, many years ago, my choices also made me." It's an honest, sincere reflection on a choice that many Indian youths, caught between two lifestyles, face; it's also more genuine than anything in You Are Here.

Madhavan is not the first writer to transition awkwardly from blog to book; sustaining interest and style over the course of a 400-word blog post is not quite the same as doing so throughout a 50,000-word novel, whatever eager publishers may tell themselves. But beyond its technical failings, there is a very Indian resonance to the weaknesses of You Are Here. As many of her blog's readers have pointed out, Madhavan's novel often rings untrue or unreal, and reflects little of her middle-class existence in India.

Madhavan disagrees. "We actually do the nightclubs and the drinking and the random conversations and they are just as real to us here as they would be if we were in downtown Manhattan," she explains. "It's a trifle condescending to assume that just because we are in India we cannot have any sort of international-seeming life at all." Fair enough. But it's also condescending to assume - as You Are Here tends to - that the international-seeming life is the one most worthy of aspiring to, or that life in India today can simply be about aping the lifestyle of downtown Manhattan, to the exclusion of all else.

Another school of critics have attacked Madhavan's writing as "immoral". "Immorality is relative," she responds. "My definition of 'morals' is purely not harming anyone else, which I don't think I do." Madhavan says that, since she was 16, she has wanted to write about "being the young, global Indian". This is a terrific aim, but You Are Here fulfils only the first two-thirds of her goal; it is young and global, but (unlike her blog at its best) not particularly Indian, and thus not particularly real or relatable. Madhavan has separated her fictional world from her real life, and as a result has produced a deeply artificial book. For if there is any country where the real world's local particularity intrudes persistently into even the most obdurate lifestyle bubble, it is India.

Arshi, however, seems to experience nothing of India today - not the fever of being in the thick of an exciting economy, not the friction of living in a country that is simultaneously deeply old and deeply new, not the taste of Kingfisher, not the view from her window, not the exasperation of Indian politics, not the pull of an extended family, not the insecurities of the New Delhi streets at night, not even the sweat and dust of the streets. As it stands, one could westernise the names of Madhavan's characters and locations and have the next Meg Cabot book.

Only in one subplot does Madhavan's book take root in its notional setting. Arshi's roommate Topsy is secretly seeing a Muslim boy, something that her large Hindu family will never accept. The biggest decision taken in this book is not Arshi's but Topsy's, and it is likely to be the most familiar, interesting and memorable part of the book to most Indian readers. With this exception, Madhavan's book wanders aimlessly through an anonymous limbo of endless drinks and romantic entanglements. You Are Here, the title assures us. But where is here?
S Subramanian, a New Delhi-based journalist, has written for Mint, The Hindu, The New Republic and the Far Eastern Economic Review.

Bio

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Town: Al Diqdaqah – Ras Al Khaimah

Education: Bachelors degree in mechanical engineering

Favourite colour: White

Favourite place in the UAE: Downtown Dubai

Favourite book: A Life in Administration by Ghazi Al Gosaibi.

First owned baking book: How to Be a Domestic Goddess by Nigella Lawson.

The more serious side of specialty coffee

While the taste of beans and freshness of roast is paramount to the specialty coffee scene, so is sustainability and workers’ rights.

The bulk of genuine specialty coffee companies aim to improve on these elements in every stage of production via direct relationships with farmers. For instance, Mokha 1450 on Al Wasl Road strives to work predominantly with women-owned and -operated coffee organisations, including female farmers in the Sabree mountains of Yemen.

Because, as the boutique’s owner, Garfield Kerr, points out: “women represent over 90 per cent of the coffee value chain, but are woefully underrepresented in less than 10 per cent of ownership and management throughout the global coffee industry.”

One of the UAE’s largest suppliers of green (meaning not-yet-roasted) beans, Raw Coffee, is a founding member of the Partnership of Gender Equity, which aims to empower female coffee farmers and harvesters.

Also, globally, many companies have found the perfect way to recycle old coffee grounds: they create the perfect fertile soil in which to grow mushrooms. 

Abu Dhabi card

5pm: Handicap (TB) Dh100,000 2,400m

5.30pm: Wathba Stallions Cup Handicap (PA) Dh 70,000 2,200m

6pm: Abu Dhabi Fillies Classic Prestige (PA) Dh110,000 1,400m

6.30pm: Abu Dhabi Colts Classic Prestige (PA) Dh110,000 1,400m

7pm: Handicap (PA) Dh85,000 1,600m

7.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,600m

The National selections:

5pm: Valcartier

5.30pm: AF Taraha

6pm: Dhafra

6.30pm: Maqam

7pm: AF Mekhbat

7.30pm: Ezz Al Rawasi  

Gender pay parity on track in the UAE

The UAE has a good record on gender pay parity, according to Mercer's Total Remuneration Study.

"In some of the lower levels of jobs women tend to be paid more than men, primarily because men are employed in blue collar jobs and women tend to be employed in white collar jobs which pay better," said Ted Raffoul, career products leader, Mena at Mercer. "I am yet to see a company in the UAE – particularly when you are looking at a blue chip multinationals or some of the bigger local companies – that actively discriminates when it comes to gender on pay."

Mr Raffoul said most gender issues are actually due to the cultural class, as the population is dominated by Asian and Arab cultures where men are generally expected to work and earn whereas women are meant to start a family.

"For that reason, we see a different gender gap. There are less women in senior roles because women tend to focus less on this but that’s not due to any companies having a policy penalising women for any reasons – it’s a cultural thing," he said.

As a result, Mr Raffoul said many companies in the UAE are coming up with benefit package programmes to help working mothers and the career development of women in general. 

SQUADS

South Africa:
Faf du Plessis (capt), Hashim Amla, Temba Bavuma, Farhaan Behardien, Quinton de Kock (wkt), AB de Villiers, JP Duminy, Imran Tahir, David Miller, Wayne Parnell, Dane Paterson, Andile Phehlukwayo, Dwaine Pretorius, Kagiso Rabada
Coach: Ottis Gibson

Bangladesh:
Mashrafe Mortaza (capt), Imrul Kayes, Liton Das (wkt), Mahmudullah, Mehidy Hasan, Mohammad Saifuddin, Mominul Haque, Mushfiqur Rahim (wkt), Mustafizur Rahman, Nasir Hossain, Rubel Hossain, Sabbir Rahman, Shakib Al Hasan, Soumya Sarkar, Tamim Iqbal, Taskin Ahmed.
Coach: Chandika Hathurusingha

Also on December 7 to 9, the third edition of the Gulf Car Festival (www.gulfcarfestival.com) will take over Dubai Festival City Mall, a new venue for the event. Last year's festival brought together about 900 cars worth more than Dh300 million from across the Emirates and wider Gulf region – and that first figure is set to swell by several hundred this time around, with between 1,000 and 1,200 cars expected. The first day is themed around American muscle; the second centres on supercars, exotics, European cars and classics; and the final day will major in JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars, tuned vehicles and trucks. Individuals and car clubs can register their vehicles, although the festival isn’t all static displays, with stunt drifting, a rev battle, car pulls and a burnout competition.

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US PGA Championship in numbers

Joost Luiten produced a memorable hole in one at the par-three fourth in the first round.

To date, the only two players to win the PGA Championship after winning the week before are Rory McIlroy (2014 WGC-Bridgestone Invitational) and Tiger Woods (2007, WGC-Bridgestone Invitational). Hideki Matsuyama or Chris Stroud could have made it three.

Number of seasons without a major for McIlroy, who finished in a tie for 22nd.

4 Louis Oosthuizen has now finished second in all four of the game's major championships.

In the fifth hole of the final round, McIlroy holed his longest putt of the week - from 16ft 8in - for birdie.

For the sixth successive year, play was disrupted by bad weather with a delay of one hour and 43 minutes on Friday.

Seven under par (64) was the best round of the week, shot by Matsuyama and Francesco Molinari on Day 2.

Number of shots taken by Jason Day on the 18th hole in round three after a risky recovery shot backfired.

Jon Rahm's age in months the last time Phil Mickelson missed the cut in the US PGA, in 1995.

10 Jimmy Walker's opening round as defending champion was a 10-over-par 81.

11 The par-four 11th coincidentally ranked as the 11th hardest hole overall with a scoring average of 4.192.

12 Paul Casey was a combined 12 under par for his first round in this year's majors.

13 The average world ranking of the last 13 PGA winners before this week was 25. Kevin Kisner began the week ranked 25th.

14 The world ranking of Justin Thomas before his victory.

15 Of the top 15 players after 54 holes, only Oosthuizen had previously won a major.

16 The par-four 16th marks the start of Quail Hollow's so-called "Green Mile" of finishing holes, some of the toughest in golf.

17 The first round scoring average of the last 17 major champions was 67.2. Kisner and Thorbjorn Olesen shot 67 on day one at Quail Hollow.

18 For the first time in 18 majors, the eventual winner was over par after round one (Thomas shot 73).

Day 1 results:

Open Men (bonus points in brackets)
New Zealand 125 (1) beat UAE 111 (3)
India 111 (4) beat Singapore 75 (0)
South Africa 66 (2) beat Sri Lanka 57 (2)
Australia 126 (4) beat Malaysia -16 (0)

Open Women
New Zealand 64 (2) beat South Africa 57 (2)
England 69 (3) beat UAE 63 (1)
Australia 124 (4) beat UAE 23 (0)
New Zealand 74 (2) beat England 55 (2)

2025 Fifa Club World Cup groups

Group A: Palmeiras, Porto, Al Ahly, Inter Miami.

Group B: Paris Saint-Germain, Atletico Madrid, Botafogo, Seattle.

Group C: Bayern Munich, Auckland City, Boca Juniors, Benfica.

Group D: Flamengo, ES Tunis, Chelsea, Leon.

Group E: River Plate, Urawa, Monterrey, Inter Milan.

Group F: Fluminense, Borussia Dortmund, Ulsan, Mamelodi Sundowns.

Group G: Manchester City, Wydad, Al Ain, Juventus.

Group H: Real Madrid, Al Hilal, Pachuca, Salzburg.

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Quick pearls of wisdom

Focus on gratitude: And do so deeply, he says. “Think of one to three things a day that you’re grateful for. It needs to be specific, too, don’t just say ‘air.’ Really think about it. If you’re grateful for, say, what your parents have done for you, that will motivate you to do more for the world.”

Know how to fight: Shetty married his wife, Radhi, three years ago (he met her in a meditation class before he went off and became a monk). He says they’ve had to learn to respect each other’s “fighting styles” – he’s a talk it-out-immediately person, while she needs space to think. “When you’re having an argument, remember, it’s not you against each other. It’s both of you against the problem. When you win, they lose. If you’re on a team you have to win together.” 

MATCH INFO

Champions League quarter-final, first leg

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