Jarvis Cocker improvises with members of the public at village Underground in Shoreditch, London, in November.
Jarvis Cocker improvises with members of the public at village Underground in Shoreditch, London, in November.

Old school: Jarvis Cocker



After the release of Pulp's final album, We Love Life, in 2001, it was easy to think we'd seen the last of Jarvis Cocker. The band's charismatic singer and bookish, unlikely pin-up had moved to Paris with his French wife and young son, Albert, for a semi-retired life of continental respectability. There was his concept electro duo Relaxed Muscle and the occasional radio appearance, but the man who once invaded the stage during the Brit Awards to protest at Michael Jackson's messianic performance seemed to have gone quiet.

Yet by the end of the last decade, Cocker was once more a familiar figure in British cultural life.  This year he released his second solo album, Further Complications, which was recorded in Chicago with the legendary producer Steve Albini. He held two art events (one in Paris and one in London) in which members of the public were invited to play beside him and his band as yoga and circus skills classes took place, and he "appeared" in Wes Anderson's adaptation of Roald Dahl's Fantastic Mr Fox as Petey, the rough-and-ready assistant to Michael Gambon's farmer Bean.

Cocker is quite the Renaissance man - perhaps because the 15 years he spent struggling before Pulp achieved chart-topping success in 1995 helped cement his irrepressible work ethic.  Cocker, who recently revealed that he and his wife are to divorce on amicable terms, has long used his lyrics to explore the seedier sides of the male character. On his solo debut and throughout Further Complications, he has increasingly written with an ageing male voice, frustrated with the kids in hoodies, having improper thoughts for the checkout girl at the local supermarket and raging at life's petty frustrations. Does he still feel prey to the baser instincts that so shaped Pulp's lyrics?

"I couldn't keep them down," he says. "I really wish it was otherwise. Life would be much simpler." The creative process, he says, distracts him from acting on his impulses. "If you're me, you just write about them - and I do tend to write about things more than I actually do them. Which is probably good news for womankind."  Cocker says that the lyrics for Further Complications are "more personal" than those on his self-titled debut, which was loaded with a kind of political commentary. "I'd moved to a new country and it threw into sharper relief some of the things about the country I'd just left. I had something to compare it to, so that record addressed wider issues. This one's more about emotional things, really."

Part of that is accepting the onset of middle age and the things that, at his age, will never be changed. This, says Cocker, has led to a surprising reaction to his most recent work. "Some people see this record as very hard going, which kind of disturbs me because I consider it quite a light-hearted album, even down to the title,Further Complications," he says. "It's kind of about accepting those things and saying: 'So what? S*** happens. Get on with it.' It's the same for everybody, basically, so don't get too hung up on it."

Cocker still holds the belief that his songwriting is at its best when he is singing a narrative (Pulp's songs were well-constructed vignettes of the darker side of modern life: the menace of joyriding youths, suburban affairs or standing tough in the face of bullies). "In some other bands, the vocals are more like a noise that fits in with what the rest of the people are doing," he says. "Because a lot of my songs have a story, you need to be able to hear the words to be able to follow the story. That last song on the record, the disco one, it's pretty important that you can follow what's happening to this guy who's having a hallucination in a discotheque."

Perhaps the best song of all is Caucasian Blues, in which Cocker looks at how the ageing process affects musicians. "There's always that worry that you'll end up playing a blues rock cover as you get older," he says. "It's funny, isn't it, because blues music was invented by oppressed black people as a way of dealing with that situation. How has it gone from that to being the middle-aged, middle-class white man's music of choice? Cream and Clapton - that's a strange transformation.

"I was scared of going down that route myself, so that made me want to write a blues song, and I thought it was funny to write a song called Caucasian Blues," he says. "I was trying to think what would the Caucasian blues be? Maybe your remote control car port door doesn't work." It becomes increasingly clear that Cocker is a man who has plenty of gripes about modern life. He says that part of the reason for his gallery projects was that they took place in real time: "It's a non-repeatable thing. It's an improvisation. You just do it and then it's gone."

It was a deliberate counter to the sense of repetition that he feels pervades contemporary culture. "People feel the need to film events on their phones so they can relive it later," he says. "It drives me insane at concerts. It's just happening, isn't it? Why not just look at it? It seems stupid to have something happening in front of you and look at it on a screen that's smaller than the size of a cigarette packet."

And, Cocker reckons, it's not just the bane of his life as a musician: "I think it applies to everything, not just music. There's something nice. If you have it all on DVD or mpeg files, if anything, it undermines the original experience because it seemed like a really good moment, and now you can see it was crap. It's like wedding videos. A wedding should be a magical day because of the personal emotions of the people involved. When you see it with that taken away, just the bare facts of it, it's just some people standing around in a room getting p****ed. So why do that to yourself? Why not just continue living the dream?"

Cocker's views come not from the jaded or cynical mind of a bitter, fading rock star, but from what has always been a rather romantic nature. It's partly why he got involved with Fantastic Mr Fox: he liked Anderson's use of stop-motion animation rather than the omnipresent CGI. "I get really turned off by CGI films because I feel like I'm watching somebody play a computer game," Cocker says. "I went to see Moon recently, the one directed by David Bowie's son, and that's all done using shots of models. You're aware of the fact that they're models, but cinema is about suspending disbelief. It's nice to know they're physical objects and not just a rendering that's done on a computer. It just feels better in some way."

It's probably for similar reasons that Anderson, known for whimsical, lovingly shot films such as The Royal Tenenbaums and The Life Aquatic, approached Cocker to be involved in his adaptation of Dahl's story. Originally, Cocker provided narration throughout the film, but - although "I tried to use my best speaking voice" - the Sheffield accent was too much for American test screenings, and the narration was cut.

Nevertheless, Cocker is pleased with his role as Petey the farm labourer and the moment when the character lets his human loyalty slip and sings a song (penned by Cocker) in sympathy to Mr Fox and his plucky, furry comrades. Cocker ascribes the success of the film to its appeal to both young and old audiences: "They're not sentimental, those stories. That's something that's nice about Wes's adaptation. Usually kids wouldn't see a fox kill a chicken in a film. It'd be implied or glossed over."

Cocker says he's been reading Dahl stories to his son, who seemed to enjoy seeing his father represented on screen. "That was quite sweet, actually," Cocker says. "He really liked the film. But when Bean comes and tells me off for playing the song, he abuses me and then throws a cigarette at me. After the film, my son asked: 'Why does that man flick a cigarette at you?'" After a busy year, Cocker plans to have a break from making music in 2010. However, he hints that his involvement with Fantastic Mr Fox has inspired a return to filmmaking, the subject he studied at Central St Martins College of Art in the days before Pulp became a household name.

Then there's his new radio programme on the BBC's digital station, 6 Music, and a collection of songs that he's written for the libidinous actor Russell Brand in the forthcoming comedy Get Me to the Gig. "Basically he's an English rock star who's been in AA, and then he falls off the wagon and hilarity ensues, as they say. He's a fairly sex-obsessed, egotistical person," Cocker says. So no autobiographical details went into writing the songs for Brand? "Oh, no," Cocker grins. "I'm a completely non-sex-obsessed, completely ego-free person, obviously.

"But I've been involved in the rock business for years, so I brought a bit of that expertise into the songs."

The bio

Job: Coder, website designer and chief executive, Trinet solutions

School: Year 8 pupil at Elite English School in Abu Hail, Deira

Role Models: Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk

Dream City: San Francisco

Hometown: Dubai

City of birth: Thiruvilla, Kerala

Russia's Muslim Heartlands

Dominic Rubin, Oxford

Profile of Tarabut Gateway

Founder: Abdulla Almoayed

Based: UAE

Founded: 2017

Number of employees: 35

Sector: FinTech

Raised: $13 million

Backers: Berlin-based venture capital company Target Global, Kingsway, CE Ventures, Entrée Capital, Zamil Investment Group, Global Ventures, Almoayed Technologies and Mad’a Investment.

Farasan Boat: 128km Away from Anchorage

Director: Mowaffaq Alobaid 

Stars: Abdulaziz Almadhi, Mohammed Al Akkasi, Ali Al Suhaibani

Rating: 4/5

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W.
Wael Kfoury
(Rotana)

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The biog

Favourite colour: Brown

Favourite Movie: Resident Evil

Hobbies: Painting, Cooking, Imitating Voices

Favourite food: Pizza

Trivia: Was the voice of three characters in the Emirati animation, Shaabiyat Al Cartoon

If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.

When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.

How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
Green ambitions
  • Trees: 1,500 to be planted, replacing 300 felled ones, with veteran oaks protected
  • Lake: Brown's centrepiece to be cleaned of silt that makes it as shallow as 2.5cm
  • Biodiversity: Bat cave to be added and habitats designed for kingfishers and little grebes
  • Flood risk: Longer grass, deeper lake, restored ponds and absorbent paths all meant to siphon off water 

North Pole stats

Distance covered: 160km

Temperature: -40°C

Weight of equipment: 45kg

Altitude (metres above sea level): 0

Terrain: Ice rock

South Pole stats

Distance covered: 130km

Temperature: -50°C

Weight of equipment: 50kg

Altitude (metres above sea level): 3,300

Terrain: Flat ice
 

Libya's Gold

UN Panel of Experts found regime secretly sold a fifth of the country's gold reserves. 

The panel’s 2017 report followed a trail to West Africa where large sums of cash and gold were hidden by Abdullah Al Senussi, Qaddafi’s former intelligence chief, in 2011.

Cases filled with cash that was said to amount to $560m in 100 dollar notes, that was kept by a group of Libyans in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.

A second stash was said to have been held in Accra, Ghana, inside boxes at the local offices of an international human rights organisation based in France.

The specs

Engine: 1.5-litre turbo

Power: 181hp

Torque: 230Nm

Transmission: 6-speed automatic

Starting price: Dh79,000

On sale: Now

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The five pillars of Islam

1. Fasting

2. Prayer

3. Hajj

4. Shahada

5. Zakat 

Three tips from La Perle's performers

1 The kind of water athletes drink is important. Gwilym Hooson, a 28-year-old British performer who is currently recovering from knee surgery, found that out when the company was still in Studio City, training for 12 hours a day. “The physio team was like: ‘Why is everyone getting cramps?’ And then they realised we had to add salt and sugar to the water,” he says.

2 A little chocolate is a good thing. “It’s emergency energy,” says Craig Paul Smith, La Perle’s head coach and former Cirque du Soleil performer, gesturing to an almost-empty open box of mini chocolate bars on his desk backstage.

3 Take chances, says Young, who has worked all over the world, including most recently at Dragone’s show in China. “Every time we go out of our comfort zone, we learn a lot about ourselves,” she says.

The Perfect Couple

Starring: Nicole Kidman, Liev Schreiber, Jack Reynor

Creator: Jenna Lamia

Rating: 3/5

The Sand Castle

Director: Matty Brown

Stars: Nadine Labaki, Ziad Bakri, Zain Al Rafeea, Riman Al Rafeea

Rating: 2.5/5

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
RESULTS

4pm: Al Bastakiya Listed US$250,000 (Dirt) 1,900m
Winner: Yulong Warrior, Richard Mullen (jockey), Satish Seemar (trainer)

4.35pm: Mahab Al Shimaal Group 3 $200,000 (D) 1,200m
Winner: Jordan Sport, Adrie de Vries, Fawzi Nass

5.10pm: Nad Al Sheba Conditions $200,000 (Turf) 1,200m
Winner: Jungle Cat, William Buick, Charlie Appleby

5.45pm: Burj Nahaar Group 3 $200,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner: Kimbear, Patrick Dobbs, Doug Watson

6.20pm: Jebel Hatta Group 1 $300,000 (T) 1,800m
Winner: Blair House, James Doyle, Charlie Appleby

6.55pm: Al Maktoum Challenge Round-3 Group 1 $400,000 (D) 2,000m
Winner: North America, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar

7.30pm: Dubai City of Gold Group 2 $250,000 (T) 2,410m
Winner: Hawkbill, William Buick, Charlie Appleby.

What is double taxation?
  • Americans living abroad file taxes with the Internal Revenue Service, which can cost hundreds of dollars to complete even though about 60 per cent do not owe taxes, according to the Taxpayer Advocate Service
  • Those obligations apply to millions of Americans residing overseas – estimates range from 3.9 million to 5.5 million – including so-called "accidental Americans" who are unaware they hold dual citizenship
  • The double taxation policy has been a contentious issue for decades, with many overseas Americans feeling that it punishes them for pursuing opportunities abroad
  • Unlike most countries, the US follows a citizenship-based taxation system, meaning that Americans must file taxes annually, even if they do not earn any income in the US.
COMPANY PROFILE

Company: Bidzi

● Started: 2024

● Founders: Akshay Dosaj and Asif Rashid

● Based: Dubai, UAE

● Industry: M&A

● Funding size: Bootstrapped

● No of employees: Nine

Fire and Fury
By Michael Wolff,
Henry Holt

Ticket prices
  • Golden circle - Dh995
  • Floor Standing - Dh495
  • Lower Bowl Platinum - Dh95
  • Lower Bowl premium - Dh795
  • Lower Bowl Plus - Dh695
  • Lower Bowl Standard- Dh595
  • Upper Bowl Premium - Dh395
  • Upper Bowl standard - Dh295
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The specs

Price, base / as tested Dh135,000

Engine 1.6L turbo

Gearbox Six speed automatic with manual and sports mode

Power 165hp @ 6,000rpm

Torque 240Nm @ 1,400rpm 0-100kph: 9.2 seconds

Top speed 420 kph (governed)

Fuel economy, combined 35.2L / 100km (est)

The biog

Occupation: Key marker and auto electrician

Hometown: Ghazala, Syria

Date of arrival in Abu Dhabi: May 15, 1978

Family: 11 siblings, a wife, three sons and one daughter

Favourite place in UAE: Abu Dhabi

Favourite hobby: I like to do a mix of things, like listening to poetry for example.

Favourite Syrian artist: Sabah Fakhri, a tenor from Aleppo

Favourite food: fresh fish

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City's slump

L - Juventus, 2-0
D - C Palace, 2-2
W - N Forest, 3-0
L - Liverpool, 2-0
D - Feyenoord, 3-3
L - Tottenham, 4-0
L - Brighton, 2-1
L - Sporting, 4-1
L - Bournemouth, 2-1
L - Tottenham, 2-1

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UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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Ain Dubai in numbers

126: The length in metres of the legs supporting the structure

1 football pitch: The length of each permanent spoke is longer than a professional soccer pitch

16 A380 Airbuses: The equivalent weight of the wheel rim.

9,000 tonnes: The amount of steel used to construct the project.

5 tonnes: The weight of each permanent spoke that is holding the wheel rim in place

192: The amount of cable wires used to create the wheel. They measure a distance of 2,4000km in total, the equivalent of the distance between Dubai and Cairo.