Nothing is sacred in comedy: not death, and, certainly not in minor British films that struggle for audiences even on home turf. Three years after Matthew Macfadyen laid his father to rest in a nightmarish farce of a ceremony, Chris Rock faces the very same dilemmas in this scene-for-scene Hollywood remake. Save for a few pop culture references, Dean Craig's script has been left intact on its trans-Atlantic journey, but the dwarf actor Peter Dinklage is the only member of the original cast to return. In their stead, Rock has assembled something of an African-American comedy all-star line-up (with James Marsden and Luke Wilson thrown in for good measure). Mostly playing it straight, Rock himself is Aaron, the grieving eldest child who is determined to eulogise his old man - even if fate seems to have other plans. For a start, the undertakers deliver the wrong coffin. And when that mess has been sorted out the priest (Keith David) and almost everyone else in the congregation are hoping that Aaron's younger brother Ryan (Lawrence), a professional wordsmith, will treat them to his eloquence. Their sister Elaine (Zoe Saldana) arrives with her new boyfriend, Oscar (Marsden). Meanwhile, Elaine's old boyfriend Derek (Wilson) is desperate to get her back, funeral or no funeral. Then there's Uncle Russell (Danny Glover), a bilious mass of resentment seething in his wheelchair. But most importantly there is Frank (Dinklage), a stranger to the family who is most insistent he talk privately with Aaron. Seems he knew the deceased rather better than anyone - and he has the photos to prove it. If this seems an odd project for Neil LaBute to direct, at least it's an improvement on the last British remake he put his name to, the dire Nic Cage misfire The Wicker Man. Famously unsentimental, The Shape of Things writer-director is actually a pretty good fit for Craig's caustic stress on family secrets, strained relationships and domestic disturbance. Still, the film's reliance on crude stereotypes and caricatures is indicative of its extremely limited ambitions, and LaBute can be unduly heavyhanded when it comes to staging the slapstick. Martin Lawrence's character is underdeveloped, and never really seems to belong in this family - he's more like a visiting guest star than a son and brother. While Marsden throws himself into the role of the tripping guest, it's a bit we've seen before many times, and the Elaine-Derek subplot is singularly mirthless. (the women, typically, get short shrift.) Tracy Morgan from Cop Out fares better, mugging it up mightily - which is probably the only way to go given the lavatorial sight gag that is the role's raison d'etre. Dinklage, too, knows how to sell a joke, even if it's a cheap one. A reasonably well-constructed farce, Death at a Funeral is not a dead loss, but it remains decidedly hit-and-miss in this reincarnation; disposable second-hand fare dressed up in its Sunday best.
* Tom Charity
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PROFILE OF HALAN
Started: November 2017
Founders: Mounir Nakhla, Ahmed Mohsen and Mohamed Aboulnaga
Based: Cairo, Egypt
Sector: transport and logistics
Size: 150 employees
Investment: approximately $8 million
Investors include: Singapore’s Battery Road Digital Holdings, Egypt’s Algebra Ventures, Uber co-founder and former CTO Oscar Salazar
The biog
Favourite film: The Notebook
Favourite book: What I know for sure by Oprah Winfrey
Favourite quote: “Social equality is the only basis of human happiness” Nelson Madela. Hometown: Emmen, The Netherlands
Favourite activities: Walking on the beach, eating at restaurants and spending time with friends
Job: Founder and Managing Director of Mawaheb from Beautiful Peopl
The specs: 2017 Lotus Evora Sport 410
Price, base / as tested Dh395,000 / Dh420,000
Engine 3.5L V6
Transmission Six-speed manual
Power 410hp @ 7,000rpm
Torque 420Nm @ 3,500rpm
Fuel economy, combined 9.7L / 100km
MATCH INFO
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Watford 2 (Deulofeu 2', Gray 52')
Red card: Christian Kabasele (WatforD)
UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
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Flavour: Similar to goat’s milk, although less pungent. Vaguely sweet with a subtle, salty aftertaste.
Texture: Smooth and creamy, with a slightly thinner consistency than cow’s milk.
Use it: In your morning coffee, to add flavour to homemade ice cream and milk-heavy desserts, smoothies, spiced camel-milk hot chocolate.
Goes well with: chocolate and caramel, saffron, cardamom and cloves. Also works well with honey and dates.
In numbers
1,000 tonnes of waste collected daily:
- 800 tonnes converted into alternative fuel
- 150 tonnes to landfill
- 50 tonnes sold as scrap metal
800 tonnes of RDF replaces 500 tonnes of coal
Two conveyor lines treat more than 350,000 tonnes of waste per year
25 staff on site
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Recent winners
2002 Giselle Khoury (Colombia)
2004 Nathalie Nasralla (France)
2005 Catherine Abboud (Oceania)
2007 Grace Bijjani (Mexico)
2008 Carina El-Keddissi (Brazil)
2009 Sara Mansour (Brazil)
2010 Daniella Rahme (Australia)
2011 Maria Farah (Canada)
2012 Cynthia Moukarzel (Kuwait)
2013 Layla Yarak (Australia)
2014 Lia Saad (UAE)
2015 Cynthia Farah (Australia)
2016 Yosmely Massaad (Venezuela)
2017 Dima Safi (Ivory Coast)
2018 Rachel Younan (Australia)
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COMPANY PROFILE
● Company: Bidzi
● Started: 2024
● Founders: Akshay Dosaj and Asif Rashid
● Based: Dubai, UAE
● Industry: M&A
● Funding size: Bootstrapped
● No of employees: Nine
The specs: 2017 Maserati Quattroporte
Price, base / as tested Dh389,000 / Dh559,000
Engine 3.0L twin-turbo V8
Transmission Eight-speed automatic
Power 530hp @ 6,800rpm
Torque 650Nm @ 2,000 rpm
Fuel economy, combined 10.7L / 100km
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Secret Nation: The Hidden Armenians of Turkey
Avedis Hadjian, (IB Tauris)
The specs
Engine: 3.8-litre, twin-turbo V8
Transmission: eight-speed automatic
Power: 582bhp
Torque: 730Nm
Price: Dh649,000
On sale: now
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Director: Laila Abbas
Starring: Yasmine Al Massri, Clara Khoury, Kamel El Basha, Ashraf Barhoum
Rating: 4/5