Illustration: Keith Jones
Illustration: Keith Jones

Farmers in the dell: the FarmVille craze



With 74 million players rushing online to tend virtual crops or herds of cattle, the makers of FarmVille have reaped millions from their free, pastoral and often addictive internet game. Jerry Langton explains the craze that some are calling the future of gaming. Jobi Thottungal and Hassan Waseem Dhami are typical of the guys you'll meet in the UAE. They're young and ambitious. They're both professionals - Thottungal in IT in Dubai and Dhami in sales in Abu Dhabi - and they're both farmers. Yes, farmers. They grow strawberries, broccoli and even raise cattle. They tend their crops every day and sometimes find themselves worrying about them when they can't get back in time - especially when a harvest is due.

But unlike those guys who grow melons and dates in Ras al Khaimah, their farms didn't cost them anything, they do not interfere with their social or professional lives, and they only take up the space of a laptop. That's because their farms are virtual. They - like 74 million other people around the globe - play FarmVille. It's an online game that can only be accessed through Facebook, and its phenomenal success has spawned dozens of competitors and has earned its maker - San Francisco-based Zynga - hundreds of millions of dollars in revenues.

It's a devilishly simple concept. The player signs up for free and receives six plots of virtual land. Two of them have strawberry and eggplant crops ready to be harvested, and the other four are ready for whatever the player would like to plant. Players can earn "farm coins" for selling harvested crops or "farm cash" for moving up an experience level. Both of those forms of virtual currency can be exchanged for seeds, trees, animals, buildings, vehicles and other items that make the player's farm more productive or attractive. Get enough currency, and you can even buy more land. And here comes the genius behind the game's incredible success: the easiest way to get ahead is to invite your friends to play.

Mark Skaggs, a vice-president at Zynga, says the company had low expectations when it introduced the game last June "just for a quick weekend friends-and-family test, with the expectation that after a few weeks, we'd roll it out to a general audience." They would have been pleasantly surprised if, after 24 hours, they had 2,500 players, but within that time, they had 25,000. Three days later, they had a million.

The huge size of the community, of course, encourages players to compete, and many of them become desperate to have a farm better than those of their friends. Some can get ridiculously elaborate. Friends can buy each other gifts - you'll need to get your credit card out for them, though - and consequently, they are highly prized among the serious FarmVille community. Of course, those players without the patience to build their farms the old-fashioned way can buy farm coins and farm cash. But many players, like Thottungal and Dhami, find that sort of behaviour to be a bit underhand. Neither has paid a dirham for their time on FarmVille, and neither expects they ever will. That's OK with Zynga, because they're making loads of money anyway.

Further amping up the addictiveness quotient is the fact that your farm needs you. Crops can go bad; unmilked cows can get sick. Players can get desperate about it, rushing home from meetings to make sure everything's OK at the farm. "At times it's almost psychotic because you think, I have to get home and milk the cows or they'll explode," says Robert Prowse, a Canadian television producer. Dhami is in the same boat. He always knows when it's harvest time and makes a point to rush back to his farm. "When the time comes for harvesting, I always play this game first, not any other game," he says.

Skaggs thinks FarmVille is a great success because people instinctively want to farm. "I think there's something fundamentally human about planting and growing, especially food," he says. "Maybe it's in our DNA and social consciousness, for some reason. It just feels good." I couldn't disagree more. Nobody today wants to be a real farmer - it is hard, dirty work, after all, and not always that lucrative. Still, more than 12 times the population of the UAE (or 14 times if you count the 15.1 million active users of the virtually identical FarmTown) is pretending to be one on their computers.

People have called FarmVille the future of gaming. It could well be. It's free, it's addictive, it's non-violent and it has a wide appeal. "A friend of mine, his 80-year-old parents play FarmVille," says Bill Mooney, another Zynga vice-president. "And I guarantee there aren't many 80-year-olds out there playing Halo 3."

Our family matters legal consultant

Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais

Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.

COMPANY PROFILE
Name: ARDH Collective
Based: Dubai
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Sector: Sustainability
Total funding: Self funded
Number of employees: 4
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
MATCH INFO

Who: France v Italy
When: Friday, 11pm (UAE)
TV: BeIN Sports

McIlroy's struggles in 2016/17

European Tour: 6 events, 16 rounds, 5 cuts, 0 wins, 3 top-10s, 4 top-25s, 72,5567 points, ranked 16th

PGA Tour: 8 events, 26 rounds, 6 cuts, 0 wins, 4 top-10s, 5 top-25s, 526 points, ranked 71st

Paatal Lok season two

Directors: Avinash Arun, Prosit Roy 

Stars: Jaideep Ahlawat, Ishwak Singh, Lc Sekhose, Merenla Imsong

Rating: 4.5/5

Emergency

Director: Kangana Ranaut

Stars: Kangana Ranaut, Anupam Kher, Shreyas Talpade, Milind Soman, Mahima Chaudhry 

Rating: 2/5

Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
 
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
 
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia

SPECS

Mini John Cooper Works Clubman and Mini John Cooper Works Countryman

Engine: two-litre 4-cylinder turbo

Transmission: nine-speed automatic

Power: 306hp

Torque: 450Nm

Price: JCW Clubman, Dh220,500; JCW Countryman, Dh225,500

How to avoid crypto fraud
  • Use unique usernames and passwords while enabling multi-factor authentication.
  • Use an offline private key, a physical device that requires manual activation, whenever you access your wallet.
  • Avoid suspicious social media ads promoting fraudulent schemes.
  • Only invest in crypto projects that you fully understand.
  • Critically assess whether a project’s promises or returns seem too good to be true.
  • Only use reputable platforms that have a track record of strong regulatory compliance.
  • Store funds in hardware wallets as opposed to online exchanges.
Meydan race card

6.30pm: Maiden; Dh165,000; (Dirt) 1,200m
7.05pm: Handicap; Dh170,000; (D) 1,200m​​​​​​​
7.40pm: Maiden; Dh165,000; (D) 1,900m​​​​​​​
8.15pm: Handicap; Dh185,000; (D) 2,000m​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
8.50pm: Handicap; Dh185,000; (D) 1,600m​​​​​​​
9.25pm: Handicap; Dh165,000; (D) 2,000m

The Uefa Awards winners

Uefa Men's Player of the Year: Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool)

Uefa Women's Player of the Year: Lucy Bronze (Lyon)

Best players of the 2018/19 Uefa Champions League

Goalkeeper: Alisson (Liverpool)

Defender: Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool)

Midfielder: Frenkie de Jong (Ajax)

Forward: Lionel Messi (Barcelona)

Uefa President's Award: Eric Cantona

The specs: 2018 Maxus T60

Price, base / as tested: Dh48,000

Engine: 2.4-litre four-cylinder

Power: 136hp @ 1,600rpm

Torque: 360Nm @ 1,600 rpm

Transmission: Five-speed manual

Fuel consumption, combined: 9.1L / 100km

Jordan cabinet changes

In

  • Raed Mozafar Abu Al Saoud, Minister of Water and Irrigation
  • Dr Bassam Samir Al Talhouni, Minister of Justice
  • Majd Mohamed Shoueikeh, State Minister of Development of Foundation Performance
  • Azmi Mahmud Mohafaza, Minister of Education and Minister of Higher Education and Scientific Research
  • Falah Abdalla Al Ammoush, Minister of Public Works and Housing
  • Basma Moussa Ishakat, Minister of Social Development
  • Dr Ghazi Monawar Al Zein, Minister of Health
  • Ibrahim Sobhi Alshahahede, Minister of Agriculture and Minister of Environment
  • Dr Mohamed Suleiman Aburamman, Minister of Culture and Minister of Youth

Out

  • Dr Adel Issa Al Tawissi, Minister of High Education and Scientific Research
  • Hala Noaman “Basiso Lattouf”, Minister of Social Development
  • Dr Mahmud Yassin Al Sheyab, Minister of Health
  • Yahya Moussa Kasbi, Minister of Public Works and Housing
  • Nayef Hamidi Al Fayez, Minister of Environment
  • Majd Mohamed Shoueika, Minister of Public Sector Development
  • Khalid Moussa Al Huneifat, Minister of Agriculture
  • Dr Awad Abu Jarad Al Mushakiba, Minister of Justice
  • Mounir Moussa Ouwais, Minister of Water and Agriculture
  • Dr Azmi Mahmud Mohafaza, Minister of Education
  • Mokarram Mustafa Al Kaysi, Minister of Youth
  • Basma Mohamed Al Nousour, Minister of Culture
COMPANY%20PROFILE
%3Cp%3E%3Cstrong%3ECompany%20name%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20Revibe%20%0D%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EStarted%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%202022%0D%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EFounders%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20Hamza%20Iraqui%20and%20Abdessamad%20Ben%20Zakour%20%0D%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EBased%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20UAE%20%0D%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EIndustry%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20Refurbished%20electronics%20%0D%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EFunds%20raised%20so%20far%3A%3C%2Fstrong%3E%20%2410m%20%0D%3Cbr%3E%3Cstrong%3EInvestors%3A%20%3C%2Fstrong%3EFlat6Labs%2C%20Resonance%20and%20various%20others%0D%3C%2Fp%3E%0A
NEW ARRIVALS

Benjamin Mendy (Monaco) - £51.75m (Dh247.94m)
Kyle Walker (Tottenham Hotspur) - £45.9m
Bernardo Silva (Monaco) - £45m
Ederson Moraes (Benfica) - £36m
Danilo (Real Madrid) - £27m
Douglas Luiz (Vasco de Gama) - £10.8m 

THE BIO: Martin Van Almsick

Hometown: Cologne, Germany

Family: Wife Hanan Ahmed and their three children, Marrah (23), Tibijan (19), Amon (13)

Favourite dessert: Umm Ali with dark camel milk chocolate flakes

Favourite hobby: Football

Breakfast routine: a tall glass of camel milk

The specs

AT4 Ultimate, as tested

Engine: 6.2-litre V8

Power: 420hp

Torque: 623Nm

Transmission: 10-speed automatic

Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)

On sale: Now

Dubai Bling season three

Cast: Loujain Adada, Zeina Khoury, Farhana Bodi, Ebraheem Al Samadi, Mona Kattan, and couples Safa & Fahad Siddiqui and DJ Bliss & Danya Mohammed 

Rating: 1/5