When I moved to the UAE six years ago, I was forced to admit defeat in my aim of never digitising my music collection – 10,000 CDs didn’t quite stack up when it came to my baggage limit. But I still refuse to cross the divide into e-readers. Hence, when I say these are my five favourite books, they really are books.
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
My English teacher was possibly the most monotone man in the world, which didn't exactly encourage teenaged forays into "proper" literature. This book woke me up from my classroom slumber, however, with its vivid, elegant, brutal depictions of segregated American life. I own Lee's "lost" follow-up, Go Set a Watchman, but after reading about its "finding", I don't have the heart to read it.
The Damned Utd by David Peace
Peace is my favourite writer, and I was set on a path to read all of his output by this highly- stylised fictionalisation of legendary football manager Brian Clough's ill-fated spell at Leeds United. The use of repetition and staccato sentences almost hurries you on as it creates an unstoppable rhythm in your mind. His retelling of the facts found him sued by former player Johnny Giles.
Naked Lunch by William S Burroughs
You have to commit to Burroughs's weird world, and it takes time to adjust – and, frankly, not gag – while reading this good-taste-testing novel. The semi-autobiographical tale flits from the United States to Mexico and, when things get really dark, Morocco. It has been described as "a non-linear narrative without a clear plot", which doesn't even begin to cover its queasy impact.
The Indie Cred Test by Henry H Owings
Less conventional book, more manual to avoid turning into a total doofus, this tome by the man behind cult humorous American music mag Chunklet is basically a guide to how to avoid becoming a hipster who attracts hatred like iron filings to a magnet. So far, so sneering, but the laugh-out-loud hilarious mix of tick-box tests and cutting life advice is a must for anybody whose taste in culture veers anywhere left of Coldplay.
Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
You might be tired of hearing how Nineteen Eighty-Four was so ahead of its time and prescient in our contemporary age of drone strikes and mass surveillance, but that doesn't make it any less true. Orwell's simple yet laser-accurate style certainly got the intended results from me: I felt incredibly paranoid for about two weeks after finishing the book.
Adam Workman is The National's Motoring editor
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MATCH INFO
Arsenal 1 (Aubameyang 12’) Liverpool 1 (Minamino 73’)
Arsenal win 5-4 on penalties
Man of the Match: Ainsley Maitland-Niles (Arsenal)
How being social media savvy can improve your well being
Next time when procastinating online remember that you can save thousands on paying for a personal trainer and a gym membership simply by watching YouTube videos and keeping up with the latest health tips and trends.
As social media apps are becoming more and more consumed by health experts and nutritionists who are using it to awareness and encourage patients to engage in physical activity.
Elizabeth Watson, a personal trainer from Stay Fit gym in Abu Dhabi suggests that “individuals can use social media as a means of keeping fit, there are a lot of great exercises you can do and train from experts at home just by watching videos on YouTube”.
Norlyn Torrena, a clinical nutritionist from Burjeel Hospital advises her clients to be more technologically active “most of my clients are so engaged with their phones that I advise them to download applications that offer health related services”.
Torrena said that “most people believe that dieting and keeping fit is boring”.
However, by using social media apps keeping fit means that people are “modern and are kept up to date with the latest heath tips and trends”.
“It can be a guide to a healthy lifestyle and exercise if used in the correct way, so I really encourage my clients to download health applications” said Mrs Torrena.
People can also connect with each other and exchange “tips and notes, it’s extremely healthy and fun”.
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Game Changer
Director: Shankar
Stars: Ram Charan, Kiara Advani, Anjali, S J Suryah, Jayaram
Rating: 2/5
Result
UAE (S. Tagliabue 90 1') 1-2 Uzbekistan (Shokhruz Norkhonov 48', 86')