Kim Kardashian, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were targets for Barack Obama's scattershot humour at Saturday night's celebrity-studded White House Correspondents Dinner.
Even the entrance to the US president's speech was part of his schtick. Obama walked offstage just before he took the podium with an alleged "hot mic", making fun of getting caught last month on an open microphone with the Russian president Dmitry Medvedev.
"What am I doing here?" he asks offstage. "I'm opening for Jimmy Kimmel and telling knock-knock jokes to Kim Kardashian."
Once on stage, Obama revisited last year's dinner, which took place as Osama bin Laden was captured and killed.
"Last year, at this time, we finally delivered justice to one of the world's most notorious individuals," Obama said. Then a picture of the real estate mogul Trump appeared on the room's TV monitors.
Obama also recalled his tough primary fight with Clinton, now his secretary of state. "She can't stop drunk texting me from Cartagena," he said, referring to their recent trip to the Summit of the Americas in Colombia, where Clinton was photographed drinking and dancing.
Among the Hollywood stars at the dinner were Lindsay Lohan, the cast of the TV show Modern Family, George Clooney and Steven Spielberg.
Paltrow talks postnatal depression
Gwyneth Paltrow opened up about suffering from postnatal depression, after giving birth to her son Moses in 2006, on Thursday's premiere episode of Lifetime's new series The Conversation, hosted by Amanda de Cadenet.
"I couldn't connect with my son the way that I had with my daughter [Apple, now seven] and I couldn't understand why. I couldn't connect to anyone. I felt like a zombie," US Weekly quoted the actress from the interview.
"We think that it makes us bad mothers or we didn't do it right, but it's like, we're all in this together," said Paltrow, who believes "you never totally get rid of it", but being open about her struggle made her cope more easily.
"That's why I talk about it, because even the awareness of it started to diminish it," she said.
Gauri Khan to design penthouses
Shah Rukh Khan's wife and the film producer Gauri Khan have been roped in by the prominent Kolte Patil Developers to design riverfront luxury penthouses in Pune, the software city near Mumbai.
Khan has visited the site and says she will work closely with owners in designing their homes. A trained graphic designer and a Delhi School of Art graduate, Khan rediscovered her passion for interior design when SRK purchased Mannat, a heritage bungalow in Bandra. She worked closely with the architect to design the space, now a popular tourist landmark.
Five-Year Engagement not early hit
Jason Segel's latest project The Five-Year Engagement received a lukewarm reaction from critics, with most reviews pointing out the film's dragging pace and lengthy running time.
The film has also stumbled in the box office, earning barely US$10 million (Dh37m) on its opening weekend, according to Deadline.
Written by Segel and co-starring Emily Blunt, the film is set to open in the UAE next week.
Nobel laureate opens book museum
The Turkish Nobel laureate Orhan Pamuk inaugurated a museum based on his 2008 oeuvre The Museum of Innocence on Friday, about an obsessive man who collects things to remind him of his lover and soothe the pain of a doomed affair.
The story, which takes place in Istanbul between 1975 and the present, focuses on the wealthy businessman Kemal Bey, who harbours a 30-year passion for the impoverished Fusun, a distant cousin and shop assistant, who becomes his mistress.
The 59-year-old Pamuk said his museum in the working-class district of Cukurcuma was aimed at reigniting the sentiments one felt while reading the book and not an "illustration" of it.
"The novel is not an explanation of the museum. They are deeply intertwined," he said.
The museum has 23 display cases, each representing a chapter of the book.
Madhuri Dixit to play gangster
The Bollywood actress Madhuri Dixit is all set to enthral audiences after her return from the US, after signing on to a film project that will see her essay the role of a gang leader.
Anubhav Sinha, the director of Ra.One, confirmed he has signed Dixit to play the lead role of Gulab in his forthcoming production Gulab Gang, about a mob of six women fighting social injustice.
Dixit has also joined acclaimed director Vishal Bhardwaj's new film Dedh Ishqiya.
Scoreline
Saudi Arabia 1-0 Japan
Saudi Arabia Al Muwallad 63’
The Sand Castle
Director: Matty Brown
Stars: Nadine Labaki, Ziad Bakri, Zain Al Rafeea, Riman Al Rafeea
Rating: 2.5/5
The specs
Engine: Two permanent-magnet synchronous AC motors
Transmission: two-speed
Power: 671hp
Torque: 849Nm
Range: 456km
Price: from Dh437,900
On sale: now
How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
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Roll of honour: Who won what in 2018/19?
West Asia Premiership: Winners – Bahrain; Runners-up – Dubai Exiles
UAE Premiership: Winners – Abu Dhabi Harlequins; Runners-up – Jebel Ali Dragons
Dubai Rugby Sevens: Winners – Dubai Hurricanes; Runners-up – Abu Dhabi Harlequins
UAE Conference: Winners – Dubai Tigers; Runners-up – Al Ain Amblers
A Cat, A Man, and Two Women
Junichiro Tamizaki
Translated by Paul McCarthy
Daunt Books
From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
The specs
AT4 Ultimate, as tested
Engine: 6.2-litre V8
Power: 420hp
Torque: 623Nm
Transmission: 10-speed automatic
Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)
On sale: Now
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MATCH INFO
Uefa Champions League quarter-final second leg:
Juventus 1 Ajax 2
Ajax advance 3-2 on aggregate
Last five meetings
2013: South Korea 0-2 Brazil
2002: South Korea 2-3 Brazil
1999: South Korea 1-0 Brazil
1997: South Korea 1-2 Brazil
1995: South Korea 0-1 Brazil
Note: All friendlies
COMPANY PROFILE
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
Cinco in numbers
Dh3.7 million
The estimated cost of Victoria Swarovski’s gem-encrusted Michael Cinco wedding gown
46
The number, in kilograms, that Swarovski’s wedding gown weighed.
1,000
The hours it took to create Cinco’s vermillion petal gown, as seen in his atelier [note, is the one he’s playing with in the corner of a room]
50
How many looks Cinco has created in a new collection to celebrate Ballet Philippines’ 50th birthday
3,000
The hours needed to create the butterfly gown worn by Aishwarya Rai to the 2018 Cannes Film Festival.
1.1 million
The number of followers that Michael Cinco’s Instagram account has garnered.
Paatal Lok season two
Directors: Avinash Arun, Prosit Roy
Stars: Jaideep Ahlawat, Ishwak Singh, Lc Sekhose, Merenla Imsong
Rating: 4.5/5
FINAL LEADERBOARD
1. Jordan Spieth (USA) 65 69 65 69 - 12-under-par
2. Matt Kuchar (USA) 65 71 66 69 - 9-under
3. Li Haotong (CHN) 69 73 69 63 - 6-under
T4. Rory McIlroy (NIR) 71 68 69 67 - 5-under
T4. Rafael Cabrera-Bello (ESP) 67 73 67 68 - 5-under
T6. Marc Leishman (AUS) 69 76 66 65 - 4-under
T6. Matthew Southgate (ENG) 72 72 67 65 - 4-under
T6. Brooks Koepka (USA) 65 72 68 71 - 4-under
T6. Branden Grace (RSA) 70 74 62 70 - 4-under
T6. Alexander Noren (SWE) 68 72 69 67 - 4-under
The specs: 2018 BMW R nineT Scrambler
Price, base / as tested Dh57,000
Engine 1,170cc air/oil-cooled flat twin four-stroke engine
Transmission Six-speed gearbox
Power 110hp) @ 7,750rpm
Torque 116Nm @ 6,000rpm
Fuel economy, combined 5.3L / 100km
How to avoid crypto fraud
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Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets