Greg Stainer, left and Olly Wood of Hollaphonic. Courtesy Flash
Greg Stainer, left and Olly Wood of Hollaphonic. Courtesy Flash

Road to F1 gig has been a surreal one for Hollaphonic



If Olly Wood bumps into Pharrell backstage at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, there’s going to be trouble.

Wood is one half of the UAE dance-pop duo Hollaphonic, who hold the distinguished honour of knocking their co-headliner's mega-hit Happy off the top of the Saudi Arabian iTunes charts, with their recent single Runaway.

“He’s going to be devastated when he hears that,” Wood deadpans. “If I’m let anywhere near him at any point, I will make it my business to tell him.”

And how does the MC/producer intend on getting close to “The World’s Most Popular Man”?

“I’ll wear my ‘I love Pharrell’ T-shirt and stand around looking innocent – if that doesn’t work, I’ll charge him,” he says.

Wood is, of course, joking, but the image he paints isn’t such a crazy one. The Dubai MC is, after all, like Pharrell, playing the main stage at the biggest event of the UAE music calendar. And the band’s last single, featuring a guest vocal by the Grammy Award-nominee (and Justin Timberlake collaborator) Aaron Camper, did top charts regionally (at the time of writing, Happy was back on top in KSA). But it’s understandable if Wood feels starry-eyed – no other English-language UAE act has ever enjoyed the unprecedented international showcase that is offered by playing the F1’s Yasalam After-Race Concerts as Hollaphonic will on Friday, November 21, when they warm up for Armin van Buuren. The following night, Pharrell will headline.

“Playing the F1 is one of those bucket-list things I didn’t even have on the list,” says Wood. “It’s like, I always wanted to do that – I just never knew it.”

It’s the latest pinch-me moment in an incredibly fast – and monumentally fortuitous – career. Signed to EMI before they even had a record out, the surprise pairing of Wood – then better known as a drum’n’bass MC, with Greg Stainer, 37, a commercial club DJ – saw Hollaphonic hatched fully formed early last year

Their debut single I Don't Want It to End topped regional download charts in February last year and a month later, the band made their live debut to 40,000 people at the Dubai World Cup.

More hit singles followed – Found You (Stay Alive), featuring Dia of the UAE rockers Juliana Down, and Fabric, featuring Kevin Murphy – as they picked up regional airplay. The duo even survived a global artist cull when EMI merged with Universal ­Music.

Hollaphonic are no strangers to Yas, playing an opening set at Creamfields Abu Dhabi last year. But that gig doesn’t compare to the F1 slot, a fact that has clearly not been lost on the pair, who promise an entirely fresh show.

“We actually knew about it for three weeks before it was announced – I virtually had no lip left I’d been biting it so hard,” adds Wood. “We’re just looking at everything we can do to make it the best gig we’ve ever done. We’ve really pushed the boat out on this one.”

That proverbial boat includes a brand-new light show put together by Ross Marshall – “the guy who does the lasers for Muse” – while the guest vocalists Dia, Murphy and Brit Chick will all be taking to the stage.

Camper is sadly busy touring with JT, but he is filming a fresh video specially for the big screens. Wood, meanwhile, is promising to sing lead vocals (rather than MC) for the first time on some new material. “I don’t get nervous until a few minutes before,” says the 31-year-old, “and then nobody can find me.”

The band’s label is also ensuring their entire set is uploaded to the music-recognition app Shazam so a casual international crowd can clock them instantly and download the music.

It’s a smart move – because there’s little doubt that when Hollaphonic leave the stage on Friday night, they will have picked up a few extra fans.

It is a pattern we can expect to see repeat itself when Hollaphonic's long-awaited debut album Personal Space drops in February, which is set to be introduced to a UK audience with a new single featuring the former X Factor and The Voice finalist Vince Kidd.

The band are already prepping a new merchandise line, a range of headphones, international advertising tie-ups, and they are touting plans to record alongside the Qatar Philharmonic ­Orchestra.

“We’ve been very lucky,” admits Wood, in a rare moment of earnestness, “but we’ve also worked really, really hard. It’s been a surreal road to get here, but every day we wake up to a new ­opportunity.”

Tips on buying property during a pandemic

Islay Robinson, group chief executive of mortgage broker Enness Global, offers his advice on buying property in today's market.

While many have been quick to call a market collapse, this simply isn’t what we’re seeing on the ground. Many pockets of the global property market, including London and the UAE, continue to be compelling locations to invest in real estate.

While an air of uncertainty remains, the outlook is far better than anyone could have predicted. However, it is still important to consider the wider threat posed by Covid-19 when buying bricks and mortar. 

Anything with outside space, gardens and private entrances is a must and these property features will see your investment keep its value should the pandemic drag on. In contrast, flats and particularly high-rise developments are falling in popularity and investors should avoid them at all costs.

Attractive investment property can be hard to find amid strong demand and heightened buyer activity. When you do find one, be prepared to move hard and fast to secure it. If you have your finances in order, this shouldn’t be an issue.

Lenders continue to lend and rates remain at an all-time low, so utilise this. There is no point in tying up cash when you can keep this liquidity to maximise other opportunities. 

Keep your head and, as always when investing, take the long-term view. External factors such as coronavirus or Brexit will present challenges in the short-term, but the long-term outlook remains strong. 

Finally, keep an eye on your currency. Whenever currency fluctuations favour foreign buyers, you can bet that demand will increase, as they act to secure what is essentially a discounted property.

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