In the financial world, if you do not understand what someone is saying, the fault probably lies with them and not with you. The case of Jerome Kerviel, the disgraced Societe Generale trader, is a classic example of this, not just because he speaks French. It was another Frenchman who puzzled us all a few years ago with a gnomic utterance and that time he was speaking in English. "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."
At those immortal and incomprehensible words of Eric Cantona, once football's "King of Old Trafford", the Anglo-Saxon world has pondered and shaken its head. What on earth could he talking about? We all thought he was a one-off and that we would never look on his like again - but one of the few participants who took the side of Jerome Kerviel uttered something in a similar vein. A certain Benoit Tailleu, a fellow trader, went into the witness box and pronounced: "It's as if Jerome Kerviel had a mandate to buy 10 tonnes of strawberries but bought 100 tonnes of potatoes and the supervisor passes through the hangar every day and says nothing."
One suspects that this sort of oblique comment is taught at the Lycee, one of the reasons that convinced me to take my children out of French school. I could tell that any day soon I would ask them where the remote control for the television was and they would respond, "When the seagull follows the trawler, it looks for a sack of strawberries," when the correct answer would be more like, "under the sofa".
But whichever way you look at it, to borrow King Eric's phraseology, it does look like poor old Jerome has been thrown into the sea like a sardine. His sorry tale has been told repeatedly this week but for anyone who hasn't been paying attention, young Jerome, a modest man with apparently much to be modest about, the son of a Breton metalworker and a hairdresser, joined snooty Societe Generale in his 20s.
He made such little impact on his co-workers that they nicknamed him "Monsieur Personne", or Mr Nobody. It is always a mistake to overlook a Breton. They have their own language and are rather like the Cornish of France, although somewhat inexplicably the pasty does not feature in their cuisine. It is not documented what Monsieur Kerviel ate for lunch. It is possible that he failed to take the obligatory two hours and three courses beloved by proper Frenchmen, which is probably why he got into such a mess. For at one point he had wagered €50 billion (Dh256.5bn) of the bank's capital on a complex series of events.
The defence of Daniel Bouton, then the chief executive of Societe Generale and a man who was clearly not on the "bouton", was that Kerviel was a rogue trader, a "financial terrorist". In this sense, Kerviel resembles Nick Leeson, the former Singapore-based trader for Barings Bank, once one of the grandest names in the city of London. Mr Leeson produced marvellous results and profits for his bosses in London, who paid him £50,000 plus a bonus of £130,000 in 1992. The bank made £10 million from his efforts and no doubt the blue-blooded chiefs trousered hefty bonuses from his efforts.
Like Kerviel, Mr Leeson had come from the edge of society with something to prove. In his case it was Watford, a rather nasty town close to the M25. Elton John, then known as Reg Dwight, bought the football club, but he at least can sing. Mr Leeson invented a phoney client when things started to go wrong - a technique Kerviel copied. Then the pressure got to Mr Leeson, who left a note saying simply, "I'm sorry" and fled Singapore. After a Keystone Cops-style chase through Malaysia, Thailand and Germany - why Germany? - he was finally collared and charged. Barings went bust.
Of course, it is always convenient for managers to blame their underlings when things go wrong and they certainly never apologise. There is clearly an element of the outsider in the story of Kerviel, Nick Leeson and other rogue traders who have popped up in the past. But I would have thought that if I were running a bank, I would want to know exactly what my exposure was on a daily basis to every situation. That Kerviel was able to risk €50bn is a damning indictment of the management of Societe Generale.
Equally surprising is that he only earned €100,000 a year "in a good year". I guess it was this roguish element that Monsieur Bouton was referring to. Not so much roguish as foolish, I would have thought. Now contemplating three years in jail, Kerviel has been surprisingly restrained in his comments, although he did say he thought " soldier Kerviel had been shot to save the general". It is well known that soldiers will come up with any old claptrap in the heat of battle to save themselves and their comrades.
But it is the job of the generals to decipher the messages, keep a cool head and sort the sardines from the trawlers, whether they are in sacks of strawberries or potatoes.
rwright@thenational.ae
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Stars: Abdulaziz Almadhi, Mohammed Al Akkasi, Ali Al Suhaibani
Rating: 4/5
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Company profile
Name: GiftBag.ae
Based: Dubai
Founded: 2011
Number of employees: 4
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What is double taxation?
- Americans living abroad file taxes with the Internal Revenue Service, which can cost hundreds of dollars to complete even though about 60 per cent do not owe taxes, according to the Taxpayer Advocate Service
- Those obligations apply to millions of Americans residing overseas – estimates range from 3.9 million to 5.5 million – including so-called "accidental Americans" who are unaware they hold dual citizenship
- The double taxation policy has been a contentious issue for decades, with many overseas Americans feeling that it punishes them for pursuing opportunities abroad
- Unlike most countries, the US follows a citizenship-based taxation system, meaning that Americans must file taxes annually, even if they do not earn any income in the US.
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Favourite book: ‘The Art of Learning’ by Josh Waitzkin
Favourite film: Marvel movies
Favourite parkour spot in Dubai: Residence towers in Jumeirah Beach Residence
Gulf Under 19s
Pools
A – Dubai College, Deira International School, Al Ain Amblers, Warriors
B – Dubai English Speaking College, Repton Royals, Jumeirah College, Gems World Academy
C – British School Al Khubairat, Abu Dhabi Harlequins, Dubai Hurricanes, Al Yasmina Academy
D – Dubai Exiles, Jumeirah English Speaking School, English College, Bahrain Colts
Recent winners
2018 – Dubai College
2017 – British School Al Khubairat
2016 – Dubai English Speaking School
2015 – Al Ain Amblers
2014 – Dubai College
Day 2, Dubai Test: At a glance
Moment of the day Pakistan’s effort in the field had hints of shambles about it. The wheels were officially off when Wahab Riaz lost his run up and aborted the delivery four times in a row. He re-measured his run, jogged in for two practice goes. Then, when he was finally ready to go, he bailed out again. It was a total cringefest.
Stat of the day – 139.5 Yasir Shah has bowled 139.5 overs in three innings so far in this Test series. Judged by his returns, the workload has not withered him. He has 14 wickets so far, and became history’s first spinner to take five-wickets in an innings in five consecutive Tests. Not bad for someone whose fitness was in question before the series.
The verdict Stranger things have happened, but it is going to take something extraordinary for Pakistan to keep their undefeated record in Test series in the UAE in tact from this position. At least Shan Masood and Sami Aslam have made a positive start to the salvage effort.
TO A LAND UNKNOWN
Director: Mahdi Fleifel
Starring: Mahmoud Bakri, Aram Sabbah, Mohammad Alsurafa
Rating: 4.5/5
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If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
Killing of Qassem Suleimani
What are NFTs?
Are non-fungible tokens a currency, asset, or a licensing instrument? Arnab Das, global market strategist EMEA at Invesco, says they are mix of all of three.
You can buy, hold and use NFTs just like US dollars and Bitcoins. “They can appreciate in value and even produce cash flows.”
However, while money is fungible, NFTs are not. “One Bitcoin, dollar, euro or dirham is largely indistinguishable from the next. Nothing ties a dollar bill to a particular owner, for example. Nor does it tie you to to any goods, services or assets you bought with that currency. In contrast, NFTs confer specific ownership,” Mr Das says.
This makes NFTs closer to a piece of intellectual property such as a work of art or licence, as you can claim royalties or profit by exchanging it at a higher value later, Mr Das says. “They could provide a sustainable income stream.”
This income will depend on future demand and use, which makes NFTs difficult to value. “However, there is a credible use case for many forms of intellectual property, notably art, songs, videos,” Mr Das says.
THE BIO: Mohammed Ashiq Ali
Proudest achievement: “I came to a new country and started this shop”
Favourite TV programme: the news
Favourite place in Dubai: Al Fahidi. “They started the metro in 2009 and I didn’t take it yet.”
Family: six sons in Dubai and a daughter in Faisalabad
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AUSTRALIA SQUAD
Aaron Finch, Matt Renshaw, Brendan Doggett, Michael Neser, Usman Khawaja, Shaun Marsh, Mitchell Marsh, Tim Paine (captain), Travis Head, Marnus Labuschagne, Nathan Lyon, Jon Holland, Ashton Agar, Mitchell Starc, Peter Siddle
The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre turbo
Power: 181hp
Torque: 230Nm
Transmission: 6-speed automatic
Starting price: Dh79,000
On sale: Now
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