Frank Kane: Great idea for a book, and I know just the man to write it



I don’t often reread books, especially novels. I figure that you could never get the same page-turning intensity on the second visit, when you know what the plot and denouement are, so it’s best left alone.

However, I recently broke my rule when I got stuck into Tom Wolfe’s The Bonfire of the Vanities for the second time in nearly 30 years.

I remembered it as a marvellous novel, an allegory of life (and death) in New York in the 1980s boom years, with heavy overtones of race, social injustice and plain old Wall Street greed as the dark backdrop.

Not much has changed, has it? I think it was the protests in the city over the death of Eric Garner in police custody that made me pick up Bonfire of the Vanities again, and I was glad I did. I’d forgotten most of the nuances, subplots and characters that made it such a work of its time, but are still spot-on today.

Rapacious bond traders who believed they were “masters of the universe”, two-faced officials desperate for votes, self-deluded lawyers working the system for their own aggrandisement, minority politicians taking up any case to ingratiate themselves to “the people”: they were all there then, and by the look of it are still there now.

Scott McCoy, the villain who turns into hero, is such a convincing figure, basically shallow and selfish but therefore well suited to banking. You feel you’ve met the type all around the world, from the canyons of Manhattan to the labyrinths of Dubai’s DIFC.

The Wall Street banker par excellence, who finds himself reduced to the level of ordinary mortals as a result of a bizarre car accident.

Anyway, I bumped into an investment banker friend of mine in the Dome Cafe in DIFC (still my regular haunt, despite the proliferation of rival attractions in the centre) and I told him I was reading the book again.

He’s a westerner who works for an Emirati bank, a good deal younger than me but a good guy who knows the vague but important rules of the source-journalist relationship.

He told me that he read Wolfe’s modern classic when he was a teenager doing A levels in sciences at school in the UK.

“I wanted to be a physicist and make important scientific discoveries, but as soon as I read Bonfire, it changed all that. It was a career in finance, or law, or nothing,” he said.

What got him about the world of finance as portrayed by Wolfe wasn’t the huge bucks on offer (which after 30 years of US inflation seem comparatively small in 2014), nor the power a “master” can wield, but the fact that they all seemed to have such interesting lives in the cockpit of the world in 1987.

“I wanted to be there, New York City, at any price,” he said.

He eventually made it, after much unglamorous labour in accounting, business administration and business law at a red-brick university in the UK. But the crash of 2009 wiped out his firm, and his job. He was part of the generation of bankers who were told to head for Dubai, Mumbai or Shanghai, anywhere but high-cost Manhattan.

“So now I’m in Dubai, and you know, I think it’s almost the way I imagine New York in the ‘80s. Exciting, interesting, fun, all the things I wanted in the first place,” he explains over an iced tea.

Dubai deserves its own version of Bonfire, but who to write it? What an interesting idea …

fkane@thenational.ae

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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: ARDH Collective
Based: Dubai
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Sector: Sustainability
Total funding: Self funded
Number of employees: 4
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Transmission: 8-speed auto

Fuel consumption: 8.5L/100km

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How will Gen Alpha invest?

Mark Chahwan, co-founder and chief executive of robo-advisory firm Sarwa, forecasts that Generation Alpha (born between 2010 and 2024) will start investing in their teenage years and therefore benefit from compound interest.

“Technology and education should be the main drivers to make this happen, whether it’s investing in a few clicks or their schools/parents stepping up their personal finance education skills,” he adds.

Mr Chahwan says younger generations have a higher capacity to take on risk, but for some their appetite can be more cautious because they are investing for the first time. “Schools still do not teach personal finance and stock market investing, so a lot of the learning journey can feel daunting and intimidating,” he says.

He advises millennials to not always start with an aggressive portfolio even if they can afford to take risks. “We always advise to work your way up to your risk capacity, that way you experience volatility and get used to it. Given the higher risk capacity for the younger generations, stocks are a favourite,” says Mr Chahwan.

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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
 
Started: 2020
 
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
 
Based: Dubai, UAE
 
Sector: Entertainment 
 
Number of staff: 210 
 
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
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Director: Matty Brown

Stars: Nadine Labaki, Ziad Bakri, Zain Al Rafeea, Riman Al Rafeea

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9.30pm: Handicap (TB) Dh70,000 (D) 2,000m; Winner: Dubai Canal, Tadhg O’Shea, Satish Seemar

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A timeline of the Historical Dictionary of the Arabic Language
  • 2018: Formal work begins
  • November 2021: First 17 volumes launched 
  • November 2022: Additional 19 volumes released
  • October 2023: Another 31 volumes released
  • November 2024: All 127 volumes completed
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Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
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