While I know little about the finer things in life, I do understand the importance of faking it.
In anticipation of Valentine's Day, I took two people out on budget-conscious dates: one to the splendour and riches of the Emirates Palace, and the other to a tiny, cheap and delicious Thai restaurant called Asian Garden. I saw how each place added up, both in terms of cost and impressiveness. And I learnt that the trick to impressing someone at either locale was to know what you're talking about, or at least to convincingly act as if you do.
The Emirates Palace, the most opulent place in town, and host to a variety of accessible cultural events, is an evening in itself.
Being a traditionalist, I met my first date at the door, wearing my favourite dress and carrying only Dh250 in cash. We were set for a night at the palace. If things went awry - say my date wanted the lobster or even a second bottle of water - I'd be washing gold-plated dishes. I had flashes of how the night would end: either holding hands on a romantic stroll past the fountains or that special moment when you gaze into your date's adoring eyes, smile gently and say: "I'm a little short, could you give me Dh50?"
The plan was to visit the free art exhibit on display in Gallery One, "Emirati Expressions", wander around the surrounding hallways making small talk over the ancient artefacts for sale, and slowly make our way down to the first floor for a romantic dinner at Diwan L'Auberge, the Lebanese restaurant.
For those who visited the Picasso exhibit last year, Gallery One had been redone for the present exhibit. The rooms have been knocked down to build a long, solitary, black passage with mirrors at the far end. With a vastly different atmosphere, the space suited the contemporary art, and it was as much a part of dinner conversation as the works themselves.
The evening's tone had been set.
Part of having a strict budget is knowing your restaurant. Although I had never eaten at Diwan L'Auberge, it had more mezze than mains, and I knew its atmosphere was romantic and private.
Cutting back on expenses years ago, I threw out the starter, soup, entree, dessert model. It's outdated. Inventive appetisers are far more interesting than the typical mixed grill. I hoped my date would tire before reaching the costly entrees at the back of the menu.
I was right. In the end my date suggested we order a few and share everything.
With appetiser prices averaging Dh30-60, the tab added up. We ordered four mezzahs and a bottle of water. The food was delicate and diverse, and the portions sizeable, but it totalled something near Dh220, and I broke into a bit of a nervous sweat when the waiter brandished a dessert menu.
My date declined and suggested we head upstairs to the cafe and split a slice of cake. Who would've foreseen a simple piece of confectionery would be the death of a blossoming relationship?
As I was brainstorming ways to dissuade my date having cake and eating it too, without having to hint that perhaps they didn't need the extra calories, the staff of Diwan L'Auberge set down a complimentary fruit plate. It was an act of providence that allowed me to exit the Emirates Palace with my dignity and cab fare in hand.
The next night, I attempted to woo yet another unsuspecting suitor, this time taking them to the bustling block behind El Dorado Cinema on Elektra, full of Thai and Indian restaurants and Chinese grocers.
Date two fit all the same criteria: a restaurant with delicious food, an interesting locale and the optional cultural add-on of a Bollywood film afterwards. I applied all the same rules as the night before. We strolled through the neighbourhood, shared dishes, and I made recommendations from the menu, steering away from the whole grilled duck in favour of many small dishes.
The place, Asian Garden, was bright, cosy, played Thai karaoke hits and was packed with Asian expats. While less inherently romantic, the quality of the food and the humble authenticity of the restaurant impressed my date and I felt something of a relief at being able to splurge out and suggest we each order our own salads.
While both were lovely evenings, I imagine the solution to cheap dates lies somewhere between the two. I would prefer to dine at the out-of-the-way restaurants and finish the night off with a stroll down the Corniche and through the palace. If that doesn't pan out, I suppose I can start asking my dates to split the check, or just cook dinner.
And they say romance is dead.
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The specs
Engine: 77.4kW all-wheel-drive dual motor
Power: 320bhp
Torque: 605Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh219,000
On sale: Now
Formula Middle East Calendar (Formula Regional and Formula 4)
Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
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SEEDS
Liverpool, Manchester City, Barcelona, Paris St-Germain, Bayern Munich, RB Leipzig, Valencia, Juventus
PLUS
Real Madrid, Tottenham, Atalanta, Atletico Madrid, Napoli, Borussia Dortmund, Lyon, Chelsea
Karwaan
Producer: Ronnie Screwvala
Director: Akarsh Khurana
Starring: Irrfan Khan, Dulquer Salmaan, Mithila Palkar
Rating: 4/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
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The specs
AT4 Ultimate, as tested
Engine: 6.2-litre V8
Power: 420hp
Torque: 623Nm
Transmission: 10-speed automatic
Price: From Dh330,800 (Elevation: Dh236,400; AT4: Dh286,800; Denali: Dh345,800)
On sale: Now
Tips for job-seekers
- Do not submit your application through the Easy Apply button on LinkedIn. Employers receive between 600 and 800 replies for each job advert on the platform. If you are the right fit for a job, connect to a relevant person in the company on LinkedIn and send them a direct message.
- Make sure you are an exact fit for the job advertised. If you are an HR manager with five years’ experience in retail and the job requires a similar candidate with five years’ experience in consumer, you should apply. But if you have no experience in HR, do not apply for the job.
David Mackenzie, founder of recruitment agency Mackenzie Jones Middle East
Game Changer
Director: Shankar
Stars: Ram Charan, Kiara Advani, Anjali, S J Suryah, Jayaram
Rating: 2/5
THE SPECS
Engine: 1.5-litre turbocharged four-cylinder
Transmission: Constant Variable (CVT)
Power: 141bhp
Torque: 250Nm
Price: Dh64,500
On sale: Now
If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
UAE v IRELAND
All matches start at 10am, and will be played in Abu Dhabi
1st ODI, Friday, January 8
2nd ODI, Sunday, January 10
3rd ODI, Tuesday, January 12
4th ODI, Thursday, January 14
US tops drug cost charts
The study of 13 essential drugs showed costs in the United States were about 300 per cent higher than the global average, followed by Germany at 126 per cent and 122 per cent in the UAE.
Thailand, Kenya and Malaysia were rated as nations with the lowest costs, about 90 per cent cheaper.
In the case of insulin, diabetic patients in the US paid five and a half times the global average, while in the UAE the costs are about 50 per cent higher than the median price of branded and generic drugs.
Some of the costliest drugs worldwide include Lipitor for high cholesterol.
The study’s price index placed the US at an exorbitant 2,170 per cent higher for Lipitor than the average global price and the UAE at the eighth spot globally with costs 252 per cent higher.
High blood pressure medication Zestril was also more than 2,680 per cent higher in the US and the UAE price was 187 per cent higher than the global price.
If you go
Flying
Despite the extreme distance, flying to Fairbanks is relatively simple, requiring just one transfer in Seattle, which can be reached directly from Dubai with Emirates for Dh6,800 return.
Touring
Gondwana Ecotours’ seven-day Polar Bear Adventure starts in Fairbanks in central Alaska before visiting Kaktovik and Utqiarvik on the North Slope. Polar bear viewing is highly likely in Kaktovik, with up to five two-hour boat tours included. Prices start from Dh11,500 per person, with all local flights, meals and accommodation included; gondwanaecotours.com
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3 out of 5 stars
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COMPANY PROFILE
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
Living in...
This article is part of a guide on where to live in the UAE. Our reporters will profile some of the country’s most desirable districts, provide an estimate of rental prices and introduce you to some of the residents who call each area home.
How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
The specs
Engine: Dual 180kW and 300kW front and rear motors
Power: 480kW
Torque: 850Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh359,900 ($98,000)
On sale: Now
How to avoid crypto fraud
- Use unique usernames and passwords while enabling multi-factor authentication.
- Use an offline private key, a physical device that requires manual activation, whenever you access your wallet.
- Avoid suspicious social media ads promoting fraudulent schemes.
- Only invest in crypto projects that you fully understand.
- Critically assess whether a project’s promises or returns seem too good to be true.
- Only use reputable platforms that have a track record of strong regulatory compliance.
- Store funds in hardware wallets as opposed to online exchanges.
The Sand Castle
Director: Matty Brown
Stars: Nadine Labaki, Ziad Bakri, Zain Al Rafeea, Riman Al Rafeea
Rating: 2.5/5
Dubai Bling season three
Cast: Loujain Adada, Zeina Khoury, Farhana Bodi, Ebraheem Al Samadi, Mona Kattan, and couples Safa & Fahad Siddiqui and DJ Bliss & Danya Mohammed
Rating: 1/5
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