Until a few days ago, I would have guessed that Carl-Henric Svanberg played on the wing for Denmark, but now I learn he is Swedish and that about the only thing he is good at doing with his feet is putting them in his mouth.
Svanberg is actually the chairman of BP and last week he scored an own goal so spectacular that it had even English football fans wincing, by breezing into the US after a delightful but poorly timed sailing holiday and referring to the victims of his catastrophic oil spill as "little people".
But even though his PR skills may leave everything to be desired, I like the cut of Svanberg's jib. On April 28, eight days after the explosion in the Gulf of Mexico, he dived in and bought 175,000 of the company's shares, then worth in excess of £1 million (Dh5.45m), bolstering his total holding to 925,000.
Hello, I thought. If anyone knows what's going on, surely it's Svanberg - and if it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me.
But then, when it comes to equity trading, I am a shambling amateur.
Having failed to persuade my editor to advance me any real money to risk on the stock market, I have signed up instead to The Share Centre, a UK-based retail stockbroking firm that allows account holders to trade online in shares quoted on the London Stock Exchange.
They also offer a free practice account, pre-loaded with £15,000 (Dh81,700) in pretend money, which gives punters slightly delayed access to the same prices, charts and advice real traders see, and a chance to hone their skills before they lose next year's school fees.
If anything, the vast amount of information on tap increased my sense of being utterly adrift in strange and treacherous waters, lacking compass, chart and last-known position. Being a keen yachtsman, I'm guessing Svanberg will know that feeling.
Funny money or no, when I sat down to pick and buy my stocks, I caught a distinct whiff of the fear and excitement that will have lured many a day trader onto the rocks of ruin.
Playing with money - even pretend money - is fun, addictive and dangerous, especially if, like me, you have absolutely no idea what you are doing. And, I discovered, it can also be morally complex.
Having decided to buy BP shares on the ground that the company's stock was near an all-time low and could surely only bob back up to the surface, I found my finger hovering uncertainly over the mouse. After all, 11 men died to put this stock down here, to say nothing of the economic hardship befalling the fishing and tourism industries in the Gulf.
On the other hand, such squeamishness hadn't stopped Svanberg filling his boots, so who was I to demur?
I had 10 seconds to approve the price quote and to click "buy". Before disaster struck, BP shares had been steadily climbing to reach a four-year high of more than 655p a pop. After April 20 they fell off a cliff, and were now at just under 392p. It looked like a safe bet.
And I looked smarter than Svanberg, who had jumped in too soon; the shares he bought on April 28 were now worth over 36 per cent less. Plus, unlike him I'd kept my mouth shut and hadn't made matters worse.
So I clicked "buy" and became the proud owner of 2,536 BP shares worth a total of £9,938.58. Or, at least, they were. I set up an e-mail alert to let me know if the price dropped and the constant beep of bad news on my BlackBerry became so depressing I cancelled it. After a trading week the stock had fallen further - another 8.7 per cent, to be precise - to 357.5p.
Luckily, I have not put all my imaginary eggs in one basket case.
I felt sure there must be a way to benefit from World Cup frenzy and found two: buying shares in ITV, the British television company screening matches in the UK, and in Domino's Pizza, which, as everyone knows, goes together with football on the telly like England teams and World Cup disappointment.
Within a week, my £985.38 in Domino's had risen, albeit by less than a tenth of a per cent, to £992.98. My £2,477.47 in ITV, however, had jumped about 1 per cent to £2,568.24.
In a way, it was annoying. If I'd ignored BP and put all my pretend money into these two, I'd be cashing out now and going on a not-well-earned fictional holiday.
And talking of vacations, for my final pick I hedged my bets. What do you do if you want to escape the World Cup? You go on holiday and, in the UK, that means good news for FTSE100 travel company Thomas Cook. Well, not bad news, at least; by week's end my 746 shares, bought at a cost of £1,483.05, had risen 1 per cent to £1,497.97, which at least covered the cost of the trade.
In short, in my first week's trading I lost almost £780, slimming my original stake of £14,884 to £14,124, a loss of just over 5 per cent. Over the same period, the FTSE100 actually gained a little ground, so not what you'd call a victory for the little man.
Not yet, at any rate. It's early days and I have a plan, although I can't tell you what it is. I don't want to move the market.
jgornall@thenational.ae
Call of Duty: Black Ops 6
Developer: Treyarch, Raven Software
Publisher: Activision
Console: PlayStation 4 & 5, Windows, Xbox One & Series X/S
Rating: 3.5/5
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Name: Qyubic
Started: October 2023
Founder: Namrata Raina
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Sector: E-commerce
Current number of staff: 10
Investment stage: Pre-seed
Initial investment: Undisclosed
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Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
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Keep it fun and engaging
Stuart Ritchie, director of wealth advice at AES International, says children cannot learn something overnight, so it helps to have a fun routine that keeps them engaged and interested.
“I explain to my daughter that the money I draw from an ATM or the money on my bank card doesn’t just magically appear – it’s money I have earned from my job. I show her how this works by giving her little chores around the house so she can earn pocket money,” says Mr Ritchie.
His daughter is allowed to spend half of her pocket money, while the other half goes into a bank account. When this money hits a certain milestone, Mr Ritchie rewards his daughter with a small lump sum.
He also recommends books that teach the importance of money management for children, such as The Squirrel Manifesto by Ric Edelman and Jean Edelman.
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It is 200 times more resistant than steel and five times lighter than aluminum.
It conducts electricity better than any other material at room temperature.
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Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
If you go
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Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
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If you go
The flights
Etihad flies direct from Abu Dhabi to San Francisco from Dh5,760 return including taxes.
The car
Etihad Guest members get a 10 per cent worldwide discount when booking with Hertz, as well as earning miles on their rentals. A week's car hire costs from Dh1,500 including taxes.
The hotels
Along the route, Motel 6 (www.motel6.com) offers good value and comfort, with rooms from $55 (Dh202) per night including taxes. In Portland, the Jupiter Hotel (https://jupiterhotel.com/) has rooms from $165 (Dh606) per night including taxes. The Society Hotel https://thesocietyhotel.com/ has rooms from $130 (Dh478) per night including taxes.
More info
To keep up with constant developments in Portland, visit www.travelportland.com. Good guidebooks include the Lonely Planet guides to Northern California and Washington, Oregon & the Pacific Northwest.
Tips for SMEs to cope
- Adapt your business model. Make changes that are future-proof to the new normal
- Make sure you have an online presence
- Open communication with suppliers, especially if they are international. Look for local suppliers to avoid delivery delays
- Open communication with customers to see how they are coping and be flexible about extending terms, etc
Courtesy: Craig Moore, founder and CEO of Beehive, which provides term finance and working capital finance to SMEs. Only SMEs that have been trading for two years are eligible for funding from Beehive.
PREMIER LEAGUE TABLE
1 Man City 26 20 3 3 63 17 63
2 Liverpool 25 17 6 2 64 20 57
3 Chelsea 25 14 8 3 49 18 50
4 Man Utd 26 13 7 6 44 34 46
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5 West Ham 26 12 6 8 45 34 42
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6 Arsenal 23 13 3 7 36 26 42
7 Wolves 24 12 4 8 23 18 40
8 Tottenham 23 12 4 8 31 31 39
Yemen's Bahais and the charges they often face
The Baha'i faith was made known in Yemen in the 19th century, first introduced by an Iranian man named Ali Muhammad Al Shirazi, considered the Herald of the Baha'i faith in 1844.
The Baha'i faith has had a growing number of followers in recent years despite persecution in Yemen and Iran.
Today, some 2,000 Baha'is reside in Yemen, according to Insaf.
"The 24 defendants represented by the House of Justice, which has intelligence outfits from the uS and the UK working to carry out an espionage scheme in Yemen under the guise of religion.. aimed to impant and found the Bahai sect on Yemeni soil by bringing foreign Bahais from abroad and homing them in Yemen," the charge sheet said.
Baha'Ullah, the founder of the Bahai faith, was exiled by the Ottoman Empire in 1868 from Iran to what is now Israel. Now, the Bahai faith's highest governing body, known as the Universal House of Justice, is based in the Israeli city of Haifa, which the Bahais turn towards during prayer.
The Houthis cite this as collective "evidence" of Bahai "links" to Israel - which the Houthis consider their enemy.