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Review: The Devil's Derivatives: The Untold Story of the Slick Traders and Hapless Regulators Who Almost Blew Up Wall Street … and Are Ready to Do It Again, by Nicholas Dunbar

Q&A: At the risk of sounding ...

Is there a non-devilish explanation for why banks and hedge funds use derivatives? In theory, derivatives allow for the stripping out of risk from a transaction, such as interest rate or currency volatility. The idea is to reduce the impact of unexpected events on the smooth running of a business. But Dunbar argues that the mathematical modelling of rocket scientists and PhD mathematicians left many investment banks complacent about the potential risks that ultimately exploded in the financial crisis of 2008. Since then, western governments have beefed up regulation of this industry.

But I only use a bank as a place to hold a savings account to park my cash. Why should I care about derivatives? Derivatives, when they explode, often leave a terrible mess – forcing governments to foot the bill for bank bailouts and leaving less cash available for spending on other programmes. Take Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank: having bought into a structured investment vehicle that collapsed in 2005, the bank has been nursing provisions ever since.

The world of credit derivatives is perhaps the most fiendishly complex aspect of the financial crisis, a minefield of numbers.

And yet few authors have tried to explain the workings of this catastrophe-prone industry to the layman - until now.

The flaws within this industry, worth hundreds of trillions of dollars, are laid bare in The Devil's Derivatives.

If the title sounds like a pantomime, the tale told is rather more tragic. The book has an expert guide in author Nicholas Dunbar, a financial journalist who covered derivatives for the trade press long before they caught the public's attention.

Dunbar leads the reader through the development of the industry over two decades, when western banks and companies lapped up the complex derivatives. They were fed to them by slick investment bankers, culminating in the financial crisis of 2007 and the collapse of Lehman Brothers a year later.

He follows the paper trail that started with cash-strapped American home owners who, in the past, would never have been deemed creditworthy to borrow money for a mortgage.

He then looks at the risk-loving western investment bankers, who bundled these mortgages into sophisticated derivative products, and sold them on as safe assets. Along the way are detailed allegations of mis-selling of collateralised debt obligations and subprime mortgages by banks to buyers such as Poste Italiane, LB Kiel and Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank. The book written in a punchy prose that is easy to understand, is a triumphant romp through a decade of financial mismanagement. A must-read.

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The Quote: What started out as an arcane twist of high finance – derivatives – has now corrupted the entire financial world - Nicholas Dunbar

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Name: HyperSpace
 
Started: 2020
 
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
 
Based: Dubai, UAE
 
Sector: Entertainment 
 
Number of staff: 210 
 
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
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HIV on the rise in the region

A 2019 United Nations special analysis on Aids reveals 37 per cent of new HIV infections in the Mena region are from people injecting drugs.

New HIV infections have also risen by 29 per cent in western Europe and Asia, and by 7 per cent in Latin America, but declined elsewhere.

Egypt has shown the highest increase in recorded cases of HIV since 2010, up by 196 per cent.

Access to HIV testing, treatment and care in the region is well below the global average.  

Few statistics have been published on the number of cases in the UAE, although a UNAIDS report said 1.5 per cent of the prison population has the virus.

COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
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Install an air filter in your home.

Close your windows and turn on the AC.

Shower or bath after being outside.

Wear a face mask.

Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.

If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.

Kanguva
Director: Siva
Stars: Suriya, Bobby Deol, Disha Patani, Yogi Babu, Redin Kingsley
Rating: 2/5
 
LA LIGA FIXTURES

Friday Celta Vigo v Villarreal (midnight kick-off UAE)

Saturday Sevilla v Real Sociedad (4pm), Atletico Madrid v Athletic Bilbao (7.15pm), Granada v Barcelona (9.30pm), Osasuna v Real Madrid (midnight)

Sunday Levante v Eibar (4pm), Cadiz v Alaves (7.15pm), Elche v Getafe (9.30pm), Real Valladolid v Valencia (midnight)

Monday Huesca v Real Betis (midnight)

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Director: John Madden 

 

Cast: Colin Firth, Matthew Macfayden, Kelly Macdonald and Penelope Wilton

 

Rating: 4/5

 
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Transmission: 8-speed automatic

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Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni

Director: Amith Krishnan

Rating: 3.5/5

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Torque: 850Nm

Transmission: Single-speed automatic

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The specs

Engine: 3.9-litre twin-turbo V8
Power: 620hp from 5,750-7,500rpm
Torque: 760Nm from 3,000-5,750rpm
Transmission: Eight-speed dual-clutch auto
On sale: Now
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Water waste

In the UAE’s arid climate, small shrubs, bushes and flower beds usually require about six litres of water per square metre, daily. That increases to 12 litres per square metre a day for small trees, and 300 litres for palm trees.

Horticulturists suggest the best time for watering is before 8am or after 6pm, when water won't be dried up by the sun.

A global report published by the Water Resources Institute in August, ranked the UAE 10th out of 164 nations where water supplies are most stretched.

The Emirates is the world’s third largest per capita water consumer after the US and Canada.

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
APPLE IPAD MINI (A17 PRO)

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Storage: 128/256/512GB

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Biometrics: Touch ID, Face ID

Colours: Blue, purple, space grey, starlight

In the box: iPad mini, USB-C cable, 20W USB-C power adapter

Price: From Dh2,099

Brief scores:

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Xhaka 25', Lacazette 55', Ramsey 79', Aubameyang 83'

Fulham 1

Kamara 69'

The specs

Engine: 1.5-litre 4-cylinder petrol

Power: 154bhp

Torque: 250Nm

Transmission: 7-speed automatic with 8-speed sports option 

Price: From Dh79,600

On sale: Now

COMPANY PROFILE
Name: ARDH Collective
Based: Dubai
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Sector: Sustainability
Total funding: Self funded
Number of employees: 4