“You may be surprised to get this email as we do not know each other, but my name is Mark Carney and I work for the Bank of England.”
Well, that’s an attention-grabbing way to start an email. “Mr Carney” proceeded to tell me that he had US$22.5 million burning a hole in his pocket and I had been chosen to share it with him. Lucky me, eh?
All I had to do was respond to the email – from an address in Germany – and Mr Carney would send me instructions on how to monetise my windfall.
I responded cautiously: “Please send me more details of how we can work together. I am worried about security. Is it safe? You say you work with the Bank of England so that’s a good sign.”
Of course, my worries were put to rest by return email: “First and foremost, I wish to assure you that the entire process involved in this transaction is completely safe and legal. I will do everything legally required to ensure it pass [sic] through all Laws of International Banking, and you have my word.”
And, to completely reassure me, Mr Carney sent me a copy of his Bank of England ID badge (shown right). Well, that certainly looks like the real Mr Carney, governor of the Bank of England. Even if I had never met him in the flesh – which I did at a soirée in Davos last year, as I recall – you would recognise those Clooney-esque features, too.
Now that I knew who I was doing business with, the rest of the process seemed a piece of cake.
All I had to do, the online Mr Carney explained, was to open a foreign bank account in both our names with a small cash deposit, provide copies of my passport, national ID and proof of address, as well as personal details such as employment and age, and we were at the races.
All quite sensitive information, dangerous in the wrong hands, but I’m sure a man like Mr Carney wouldn’t ask unless he had a good reason.
Mr Carney asked me to keep the matter confidential “because I have a very good reputation and I do not intend to ruin all that”. Entirely understandable.
He also advised me that, once the $22.5m was deposited in “our” account, he would come to visit me in the UAE to carve up the loot – 40 per cent for me, 60 per cent for him. Only fair, really, as Mr Carney had done all the hard work.
Just to be 100 per cent certain it was all above board, I contacted the Bank of England. Imagine my disappointment to receive the following email from the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street: “Unfortunately there are people and groups that will try all sorts of methods, some sophisticated and others not so, to gain individual details or financial commitments. The Bank of England would never send out something like this, and requests you ignore and delete these kinds of emails.”
Does that mean I don’t get my millions? Probably. But anyway thanks for thinking of me, “Mr Carney”.
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Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
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Final: Iran beat Spain 6-3.
Play-off 3rd: UAE beat Russia 2-1 (in extra time).
Play-off 5th: Japan beat Egypt 7-2.
Play-off 7th: Italy beat Mexico 3-2.
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Your rights as an employee
The government has taken an increasingly tough line against companies that fail to pay employees on time. Three years ago, the Cabinet passed a decree allowing the government to halt the granting of work permits to companies with wage backlogs.
The new measures passed by the Cabinet in 2016 were an update to the Wage Protection System, which is in place to track whether a company pays its employees on time or not.
If wages are 10 days late, the new measures kick in and the company is alerted it is in breach of labour rules. If wages remain unpaid for a total of 16 days, the authorities can cancel work permits, effectively shutting off operations. Fines of up to Dh5,000 per unpaid employee follow after 60 days.
Despite those measures, late payments remain an issue, particularly in the construction sector. Smaller contractors, such as electrical, plumbing and fit-out businesses, often blame the bigger companies that hire them for wages being late.
The authorities have urged employees to report their companies at the labour ministry or Tawafuq service centres — there are 15 in Abu Dhabi.
How to watch Ireland v Pakistan in UAE
When: The one-off Test starts on Friday, May 11
What time: Each day’s play is scheduled to start at 2pm UAE time.
TV: The match will be broadcast on OSN Sports Cricket HD. Subscribers to the channel can also stream the action live on OSN Play.
Sarfira
Director: Sudha Kongara Prasad
Starring: Akshay Kumar, Radhika Madan, Paresh Rawal
Rating: 2/5
The bio
Date of Birth: April 25, 1993
Place of Birth: Dubai, UAE
Marital Status: Single
School: Al Sufouh in Jumeirah, Dubai
University: Emirates Airline National Cadet Programme and Hamdan University
Job Title: Pilot, First Officer
Number of hours flying in a Boeing 777: 1,200
Number of flights: Approximately 300
Hobbies: Exercising
Nicest destination: Milan, New Zealand, Seattle for shopping
Least nice destination: Kabul, but someone has to do it. It’s not scary but at least you can tick the box that you’ve been
Favourite place to visit: Dubai, there’s no place like home
Buy farm-fresh food
The UAE is stepping up its game when it comes to platforms for local farms to show off and sell their produce.
In Dubai, visit Emirati Farmers Souq at The Pointe every Saturday from 8am to 2pm, which has produce from Al Ammar Farm, Omar Al Katri Farm, Hikarivege Vegetables, Rashed Farms and Al Khaleej Honey Trading, among others.
In Sharjah, the Aljada residential community will launch a new outdoor farmers’ market every Friday starting this weekend. Manbat will be held from 3pm to 8pm, and will host 30 farmers, local home-grown entrepreneurs and food stalls from the teams behind Badia Farms; Emirates Hydroponics Farms; Modern Organic Farm; Revolution Real; Astraea Farms; and Al Khaleej Food.
In Abu Dhabi, order farm produce from Food Crowd, an online grocery platform that supplies fresh and organic ingredients directly from farms such as Emirates Bio Farm, TFC, Armela Farms and mother company Al Dahra.
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COMPANY PROFILE
● Company: Bidzi
● Started: 2024
● Founders: Akshay Dosaj and Asif Rashid
● Based: Dubai, UAE
● Industry: M&A
● Funding size: Bootstrapped
● No of employees: Nine
