Expats nearing the end of their time in the UAE inevitably find themselves compiling mental lists of what they'll miss from the experience and what they won't.
With my masalama moment upon me - by the time you read this I'll be eating horsemeat in Tajikistan - I've found myself doing this tally and being surprised by the dramatic imbalance between the two lists.
Despite the popular image of whingeing expatriates who are overpaid and overentitled, the list of things I'll miss about the place is the oversubscribed one.
I don't think I have suddenly donned the rose-tinted glasses that imminent departure can bring (often to people have managed to find fault with the place every day since their arrival). There are some significant things I certainly will not miss.
No pair of rose-tinted glasses could ever be enough to offset the unbridled misery of anyone who has the trifecta of car ownership, living in the Tourist Club area without a designated car park and having to negotiate Salam Street twice a day.
Any outdoor-loving Kiwi struggles with having to live in aircon 24/7 for five months a year, and with the fact that anything green has a HDPE pipe leading to its base.
Many of the relationships are similarly artificial: I've made friends here that I know will be lifelong, but not a single person around has known me - nor I any of them - for more than 20 months. Almost nobody has their extended family around them.
But the things I will miss are many and profound. Kiwi friends who went from Abu Dhabi back to suburban Christchurch derogatorily called it Pleasantville because of the unrelentingly boring sameness compared with the unconstrained multiculturalism of the UAE.
My reactions have become soft from living in an environment so free from property crimes, fostering theories about whether it's because of the harsh penalties or - my preferred view - that this is what happens with full employment and where everyone feels like they have a stake in society.
I would never go into the middle of town at home after 10pm on a weekend because everyone around me would be drunk, some belligerently so. Here, it's fine.
I love the certainty that if you happen to meet strangers at times when food is involved, an invitation to join them will inevitably follow.
To work for The National, where there are still the resources to do the job properly, rather than the all-too-common churnalism that passes for modern journalism on many newspapers, is a luxury that I remind myself of every day.
A friend here has just started a Facebook event called Abu Dhabi 2020. On April 1, 2020, a bunch of us temporary residents have vowed to come back and see Abu Dhabi once the grand dreams now under way reach fruition. I'll have to decide whether to drive up Salam Street or travel by Metro.
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Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
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1. End poverty in all its forms everywhere
2. End hunger, achieve food security and improved nutrition and promote sustainable agriculture
3. Ensure healthy lives and promote well-being for all at all ages
4. Ensure inclusive and equitable quality education and promote lifelong learning opportunities for all
5. Achieve gender equality and empower all women and girls
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7. Ensure access to affordable, reliable, sustainable and modern energy for all
8. Promote sustained, inclusive and sustainable economic growth, full and productive employment and decent work for all
9. Build resilient infrastructure, promote inclusive and sustainable industrialisation and foster innovation
10. Reduce inequality within and among countries
11. Make cities and human settlements inclusive, safe, resilient and sustainable
12. Ensure sustainable consumption and production patterns
13. Take urgent action to combat climate change and its effects
14. Conserve and sustainably use the oceans, seas and marine resources for sustainable development
15. Protect, restore and promote sustainable use of terrestrial ecosystems, sustainably manage forests, combat desertification, and halt and reverse land degradation and halt biodiversity loss
16. Promote peaceful and inclusive societies for sustainable development, provide access to justice for all and build effective, accountable and inclusive institutions at all levels
17. Strengthen the means of implementation and revitalise the global partnership for sustainable development
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A timeline of the Historical Dictionary of the Arabic Language
- 2018: Formal work begins
- November 2021: First 17 volumes launched
- November 2022: Additional 19 volumes released
- October 2023: Another 31 volumes released
- November 2024: All 127 volumes completed
What is dialysis?
Dialysis is a way of cleaning your blood when your kidneys fail and can no longer do the job.
It gets rid of your body's wastes, extra salt and water, and helps to control your blood pressure. The main cause of kidney failure is diabetes and hypertension.
There are two kinds of dialysis — haemodialysis and peritoneal.
In haemodialysis, blood is pumped out of your body to an artificial kidney machine that filter your blood and returns it to your body by tubes.
In peritoneal dialysis, the inside lining of your own belly acts as a natural filter. Wastes are taken out by means of a cleansing fluid which is washed in and out of your belly in cycles.
It isn’t an option for everyone but if eligible, can be done at home by the patient or caregiver. This, as opposed to home haemodialysis, is covered by insurance in the UAE.
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The Uefa Nations League, introduced last year, has reached its final stage, to be played over five days in northern Portugal. The format of its closing tournament is compact, spread over two semi-finals, with the first, Portugal versus Switzerland in Porto on Wednesday evening, and the second, England against the Netherlands, in Guimaraes, on Thursday.
The winners of each semi will then meet at Porto’s Dragao stadium on Sunday, with the losing semi-finalists contesting a third-place play-off in Guimaraes earlier that day.
Qualifying for the final stage was via League A of the inaugural Nations League, in which the top 12 European countries according to Uefa's co-efficient seeding system were divided into four groups, the teams playing each other twice between September and November. Portugal, who finished above Italy and Poland, successfully bid to host the finals.
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The flights
Emirates flies direct from Dubai to Rio de Janeiro from Dh7,000 return including taxes. Avianca fliles from Rio to Cusco via Lima from $399 (Dhxx) return including taxes.
The trip
From US$1,830 per deluxe cabin, twin share, for the one-night Spirit of the Water itinerary and US$4,630 per deluxe cabin for the Peruvian Highlands itinerary, inclusive of meals, and beverages. Surcharges apply for some excursions.
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