Normally I hate school holidays because I associate the period with extra traffic and rowdy shopping malls.
But when it comes to students in the Middle East, my annoyance makes way for a grudging respect.
These kids do deserve a break. I spent my first nine years in Middle Eastern schools before continuing my studies in Australia. The change in syllabus was similar to moving from the Marines to a local neighbourhood watch patrol.
That pretty much sums up the enormity of the change in going from a school system that prioritised stuffing young minds full of useful figures, formulae and grammar principles, to one that placed an emphasis on developing a child's self-expression.
I still remember that surreal moment when I first entered a Melbourne classroom as a 10 year old. Convinced that education could only get harder in western societies, my family prepared me with terrifying stories of how one wrong answer in a simple arithmetic equation could mean an automatic fail for the whole year.
So I prepared mentally and read as much of the Aussie textbooks as I could.
I dressed up in the 10-year-old equivalent of businesswear and arrived at class with a snappy-looking man bag. I was prepared to answer the teacher's tricky maths questions and even knew the capital city of Romania.
But all that planning went out the window with Ms Johnson's first question.
"How are you, Saeed?"
I was tongue tied. This was not in my notes. None of my teachers in the Arab world asked such non-academic questions.
She then told to me to sit down and listen to my fellow students take turns standing in front of the class and regale us about their weekend exploits.
During my school spell in the Middle East, life revolved around numbers. Each day consisted of seven classes. That is seven homework exercises, five days a week, meaning you had one in seven chances of getting rapped over the knuckles with a ruler each school day.
So if you were a person as lazy as my grade-three classmate Abdul, who never did his homework, you would stand to receive up to 35 thrashings a week or more than 200 a month. The ruler may be gone from classrooms now, but the others stresses remain.
And there is still one magic number that determines whether your summer holiday is filled with joy or punishment: that's your end-of-year class ranking. Each family has its own demands or history of excellence to live up to.
Luckily for me, after years of finishing towards the bottom end of the spectrum, including one year where I came a diabolical 18th out of 25 students (that was a long summer), my father was just happy that I passed.
So if you see any of those rowdy kids at the mall, suppress your annoyance, smile and maybe even offer them an ice cream.
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Flavour: Similar to goat’s milk, although less pungent. Vaguely sweet with a subtle, salty aftertaste.
Texture: Smooth and creamy, with a slightly thinner consistency than cow’s milk.
Use it: In your morning coffee, to add flavour to homemade ice cream and milk-heavy desserts, smoothies, spiced camel-milk hot chocolate.
Goes well with: chocolate and caramel, saffron, cardamom and cloves. Also works well with honey and dates.
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Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
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Cast: Olivia Cooke, Bill Nighy, Douglas Booth
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How being social media savvy can improve your well being
Next time when procastinating online remember that you can save thousands on paying for a personal trainer and a gym membership simply by watching YouTube videos and keeping up with the latest health tips and trends.
As social media apps are becoming more and more consumed by health experts and nutritionists who are using it to awareness and encourage patients to engage in physical activity.
Elizabeth Watson, a personal trainer from Stay Fit gym in Abu Dhabi suggests that “individuals can use social media as a means of keeping fit, there are a lot of great exercises you can do and train from experts at home just by watching videos on YouTube”.
Norlyn Torrena, a clinical nutritionist from Burjeel Hospital advises her clients to be more technologically active “most of my clients are so engaged with their phones that I advise them to download applications that offer health related services”.
Torrena said that “most people believe that dieting and keeping fit is boring”.
However, by using social media apps keeping fit means that people are “modern and are kept up to date with the latest heath tips and trends”.
“It can be a guide to a healthy lifestyle and exercise if used in the correct way, so I really encourage my clients to download health applications” said Mrs Torrena.
People can also connect with each other and exchange “tips and notes, it’s extremely healthy and fun”.
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Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
Milestones on the road to union
1970
October 26: Bahrain withdraws from a proposal to create a federation of nine with the seven Trucial States and Qatar.
December: Ahmed Al Suwaidi visits New York to discuss potential UN membership.
1971
March 1: Alex Douglas Hume, Conservative foreign secretary confirms that Britain will leave the Gulf and “strongly supports” the creation of a Union of Arab Emirates.
July 12: Historic meeting at which Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid make a binding agreement to create what will become the UAE.
July 18: It is announced that the UAE will be formed from six emirates, with a proposed constitution signed. RAK is not yet part of the agreement.
August 6: The fifth anniversary of Sheikh Zayed becoming Ruler of Abu Dhabi, with official celebrations deferred until later in the year.
August 15: Bahrain becomes independent.
September 3: Qatar becomes independent.
November 23-25: Meeting with Sheikh Zayed and Sheikh Rashid and senior British officials to fix December 2 as date of creation of the UAE.
November 29: At 5.30pm Iranian forces seize the Greater and Lesser Tunbs by force.
November 30: Despite a power sharing agreement, Tehran takes full control of Abu Musa.
November 31: UK officials visit all six participating Emirates to formally end the Trucial States treaties
December 2: 11am, Dubai. New Supreme Council formally elects Sheikh Zayed as President. Treaty of Friendship signed with the UK. 11.30am. Flag raising ceremony at Union House and Al Manhal Palace in Abu Dhabi witnessed by Sheikh Khalifa, then Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi.
December 6: Arab League formally admits the UAE. The first British Ambassador presents his credentials to Sheikh Zayed.
December 9: UAE joins the United Nations.
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