London's Hyde Park. Rosemary Behan
London's Hyde Park. Rosemary Behan

On the move: reverse culture shock in London



I    flew “home” to London last weekend, which was unexpectedly befuddling for mind and body – and not just, I think, because I flew economy in a packed cabin on four hours’ sleep, with an ill woman’s loud coughing punctuating the seven-hour trip every 70 seconds.

I experienced that strange sensation of long-familiar places which have existed mostly in memory for the past 10 years I’ve lived abroad suddenly becoming real. Partly, yes, this was because I was staying in Mayfair, which is hardly my home, though I’d like it to be. Yes, partly, it was because I was staying in a new place, a hotel, and partly because the trip was relatively last minute and I hadn’t had quite enough time to organise my schedule and contacts.

But what I was experiencing was a more extreme version of that which I’ve felt in previous years, and what I’ve noticed is that as each year passes I go back to the UK less often, for less time and with less predictability, the ties that bind are unravelling, and it’s frightening, a bit like I’ve woken up from a coma. At the various shops, DIY checkouts are a challenge.

I met up with my brother, who it took a while to recognise. I wandered into Hyde Park, which looked so luminously green I couldn’t take my eyes off it. As people jogged, cycled, and got on with their lives around me, I felt like I was watching a film. I was invisible, not part of this place any more – it was all too strange. I breathed in the air, which seemed so fresh. There was so much to look at.

For so long in London, I had stomped with a headful of ambition so fast I barely noticed the things I was now seeing. I didn’t have time to stop. In this way, I thought, this is interesting: in so may places I’ve used an outsider’s perspective to my advantage: could it be this way here, too? It could. I can see London through tourists’ eyes now, which means that I appreciate it in a way I never did before. I interact with people more.

It also means I see all its faults. Stepping off the plane at Heathrow Terminal 4, the scruffiness is depressing. The faults with the baggage handling system that result in a half-hour wait at the baggage carousel, and the casual way it’s announced, are embarrassing. The suburbs of Hounslow look like one giant council estate, and my areas of east London are unbelievably dirty, crowded and decrepit, the housing and streets a visual shambles. The Underground still smells.

The people are nice: one man saw me carrying a batch of post from my house and asked if I was a student. Another carried my case up two or three flights of stairs at Marble Arch station, possibly not realising how heavy it was until he picked it up.

“You’ve been on holiday,” he smiled.

“I live abroad,” I replied.

“But you’re back now,” he said.

I didn’t have an answer, and he walked off, but I thought to myself no, not really... I’m not.

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TO A LAND UNKNOWN

Director: Mahdi Fleifel

Starring: Mahmoud Bakri, Aram Sabbah, Mohammad Alsurafa

Rating: 4.5/5

Ain Issa camp:
  • Established in 2016
  • Houses 13,309 people, 2,092 families, 62 per cent children
  • Of the adult population, 49 per cent men, 51 per cent women (not including foreigners annexe)
  • Most from Deir Ezzor and Raqqa
  • 950 foreigners linked to ISIS and their families
  • NGO Blumont runs camp management for the UN
  • One of the nine official (UN recognised) camps in the region
The Sand Castle

Director: Matty Brown

Stars: Nadine Labaki, Ziad Bakri, Zain Al Rafeea, Riman Al Rafeea

Rating: 2.5/5

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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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Strait of Hormuz

Fujairah is a crucial hub for fuel storage and is just outside the Strait of Hormuz, a vital shipping route linking Middle East oil producers to markets in Asia, Europe, North America and beyond.

The strait is 33 km wide at its narrowest point, but the shipping lane is just three km wide in either direction. Almost a fifth of oil consumed across the world passes through the strait.

Iran has repeatedly threatened to close the strait, a move that would risk inviting geopolitical and economic turmoil.

Last month, Iran issued a new warning that it would block the strait, if it was prevented from using the waterway following a US decision to end exemptions from sanctions for major Iranian oil importers.

Farasan Boat: 128km Away from Anchorage

Director: Mowaffaq Alobaid 

Stars: Abdulaziz Almadhi, Mohammed Al Akkasi, Ali Al Suhaibani

Rating: 4/5

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