By Ajay Jacob
Truman Burbank: Was nothing real?
Christof: You were real. That's what made you so good to watch...
– The Truman Show, 1998
Earlier today, when I pulled my Team India shirt out of my cupboard and pulled it on, it was with a soft, lingering sense of wistfulness. The last time I wore the shirt, India were the newly crowned champions of the world. Mumbai was hosting the mother of all parties, and everything seemed right with the world.
I remember walking around for days after that game with a lightness of step, frequently replaying the precise moment of triumph in my head. I discussed it with anyone who would care to listen. I wrote an impassioned piece about it on my Facebook wall; it had about 50 comments in the space of one hour. I have always been proud of being Indian, but for those few glorious days I felt just a little bit prouder. I suspect I was not the only one who felt this way.
Today, however, it was different.
Today, Team India prepares for a major cricket tournament under a cloud. An altogether different sort of cloud, not your regular British Summer (an oxymoron if ever there was one) type of cloud. One of the players who just over two years ago held the World Cup aloft, is now incarcerated and awaiting trial on the charge of spot-fixing. Other players’ careers appear to be over before they have even properly begun. The board is in disarray, the BCCI president has just 'stepped aside' while an investigation into his son-in-law's involvement in the corruption is carried out, and an interim president has been appointed, who himself is no stranger to controversy.
So what? Is the question I hear you asking. Surely this is just another garden-variety drama being hyped by the media, played out between politicians and administrators, all eager for a slice of the Great Indian Cricket pie? In a few weeks, the dust will settle and normal prime-time service will resume. Heck, maybe India will even win this Champions Trophy malarkey and the balance of the universe will be restored even sooner than expected.
Maybe, maybe not. I am a little sceptical this time. Again, I suspect I am not the only one who feels this way. The first time match-fixing reared its ugly head, many were shocked. There were those who thought they could never feel for cricket the same way again, a certain innocence had been lost.
The first time match-fixing reared its ugly head, a certain innocence had been lost.
Their beloved game was forever tainted; some vowed to never watch again.
Others were more pragmatic, and looked at it as a normal, almost expected, chain of events in the evolution of a lucrative, global sport. After all, it was not just India, and it wasn't even just cricket. The game must go on. And so it did. Investigations were carried out, some players were banned, others were elected to parliament. Through it all, players like Tendulkar and Dravid continued to play the game with class and dignity, and India became the undisputed power centre of world cricket.
And then came that genius idea - IPL. The Indian Premier League took all of the country's biggest, most popular institutions - Cricket, Bollywood and Politics - and mixed them all into one heady cocktail. It spawned Knight Riders, Daredevils and SuperKings.
Suddenly, an exciting new variant of India's number one sport was being beamed through not just through the plasma screens of the cities, but also the slightly less-flat screens of the hinterland. Players went from small-time to the big-time overnight. With every ball that disappeared out of the ground, the cheers grew louder, cheques got bigger, cheerleaders skirts got smaller. And of course the stakes got larger, which meant there was loads more to go around. Oh, and there was the small matter of winning the World Cup too. What could possibly go wrong?
Everything, evidently.
Suddenly everything seemed to be collapsing like a pack of credit cards. There was money coming out of every corner and crevice. Even kit bags. The cricket was no longer about bats and balls, but about people making calls. Every day a new detail was revealed, a new significance attached to minute things like a towel tucked into a player's trousers.
For the Indian cricket fan, history was repeating itself; their worst nightmare was being played out in broad daylight by masked and hooded villains. Some say that spot-fixing is really not that much fixing at all; a no-ball here, a mis-field there. You can't really affect the outcome of a match, not in any real sense. The overall integrity of the game is still maintained.
But the fan knows that this misses the point completely. For the game of cricket is almost always played out in moments, it is the minutiae that makes it so compelling. And when the game is done and dusted, it is always the moments that stay with you. Moments like the one back in April 2011 when MSD sent that ball, along with our hearts, into orbit. when Sachin played that glorious pull shot in Sharjah; or when Balaji, smiling under his helmet, straight-batted Shoaib Akthar back over his head in Lahore. Those are the moments fans watch the game for; the ones we want to believe are conjured up by magicians right at that moment, and not planned by a voice on the phone the night before. The euphoria and the pride those spontaneous moments evoked is what we fear we will never experience again. Not this time.
In a way, the pragmatic ones who reacted with a shrug of the shoulders back in 2000 were on to something. After all, when you have a cocktail as potent as this one was, there was really only one way it was going to end. Of course it's just a game, who really cares about this stuff anyway? It is entertainment, ultimately.
Enjoy it for what it is; don't think about it too much. Real life happens outside the stadium. Inside, it is just like a movie theatre, except here you get to see your favourite cricketer AND your favourite actor at the same time. What could be better? That's the question, and it's repeated often. The answer, of course, is simple.
Watching something real.
Ajay Jacob is an instructional designer, blogger, poet and cricket fan. He lives in London.
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Starring: Colin Farrell, Cristin Milioti, Rhenzy Feliz
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Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
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Rating: 4/5
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Top 10 locations for inquiries from US house hunters, according to Rightmove
- Edinburgh, Scotland
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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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Banned items
Dubai Police has also issued a list of banned items at the ground on Sunday. These include:
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Engine: 4.0-litre flat-six
Torque: 450Nm at 6,100rpm
Transmission: 7-speed PDK auto or 6-speed manual
Fuel economy, combined: 13.8L/100km
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Red flags
- Promises of high, fixed or 'guaranteed' returns.
- Unregulated structured products or complex investments often used to bypass traditional safeguards.
- Lack of clear information, vague language, no access to audited financials.
- Overseas companies targeting investors in other jurisdictions - this can make legal recovery difficult.
- Hard-selling tactics - creating urgency, offering 'exclusive' deals.
Courtesy: Carol Glynn, founder of Conscious Finance Coaching
Islamophobia definition
A widely accepted definition was made by the All Party Parliamentary Group on British Muslims in 2019: “Islamophobia is rooted in racism and is a type of racism that targets expressions of Muslimness or perceived Muslimness.” It further defines it as “inciting hatred or violence against Muslims”.
The essentials
What: Emirates Airline Festival of Literature
When: Friday until March 9
Where: All main sessions are held in the InterContinental Dubai Festival City
Price: Sessions range from free entry to Dh125 tickets, with the exception of special events.
Hot Tip: If waiting for your book to be signed looks like it will be timeconsuming, ask the festival’s bookstore if they have pre-signed copies of the book you’re looking for. They should have a bunch from some of the festival’s biggest guest authors.
Information: www.emirateslitfest.com
Ronaldo's record at Man Utd
Seasons 2003/04 - 2008/09
Appearances 230
Goals 115
How green is the expo nursery?
Some 400,000 shrubs and 13,000 trees in the on-site nursery
An additional 450,000 shrubs and 4,000 trees to be delivered in the months leading up to the expo
Ghaf, date palm, acacia arabica, acacia tortilis, vitex or sage, techoma and the salvadora are just some heat tolerant native plants in the nursery
Approximately 340 species of shrubs and trees selected for diverse landscape
The nursery team works exclusively with organic fertilisers and pesticides
All shrubs and trees supplied by Dubai Municipality
Most sourced from farms, nurseries across the country
Plants and trees are re-potted when they arrive at nursery to give them room to grow
Some mature trees are in open areas or planted within the expo site
Green waste is recycled as compost
Treated sewage effluent supplied by Dubai Municipality is used to meet the majority of the nursery’s irrigation needs
Construction workforce peaked at 40,000 workers
About 65,000 people have signed up to volunteer
Main themes of expo is ‘Connecting Minds, Creating the Future’ and three subthemes of opportunity, mobility and sustainability.
Expo 2020 Dubai to open in October 2020 and run for six months
