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Worst keepers - Etihad Stadium
Connoisseurs of the art of goalkeeping will have wished they were doing the "The Poznan", the bizarre dance that sees Manchester City fans celebrate by linking arms, bouncing up and down and turning their backs to the pitch, on Saturday such was the performances of the two goalkeepers.
Wayne Hennessey, the Wolverhampton Wanderers keeper, and Joe Hart, his opposite number at City, swapped shirts at the end of the match and probably a wry smile at their errors.
Hennessey's was more costly, his indecision allowing Edin Dzeko to break the deadlock.
Up until that point Wolves had kept City pretty much at arm's length. Hart then, with the score at 2-0, offered Wolves an unlikely lifeline by needlessly spilling a long-range shot from Adlene Guedioura.
Vincent Kompany then sacrificed himself in an attempt to preserve a clean sheet by preventing Kevin Doyle from an easy tap in. Stephen Hunt scored the penalty, ruining City's clean sheet and, you suspect, Roberto Mancini's day, given the perfectionist he is.
Best dive - Agbonlahor
Well, it could also be worst gamesmanship depending on your viewpoint. The snarling Aston Villa striker does not endear himself to many fans apart from those wearing claret and blue, and he did little to improve his reputation on Saturday.
The England forward collapsed like he had been hit by a firework fired from Mario Balotelli's bathroom under minimal contact from Sunderland's Sebastian Larsson on Saturday.
Larsson was furious at how easily Gabriel Agbonlahor fell to the floor and with some justification as from the resulting free kick, Richard Dunne glanced Villa in front. Agbonlahor celebrated in an unedifying fashion, like a man who knew he had just pulled one over the referee. Thankfully, football justice was served minutes later when Larsson swung over the free kick that led to the equaliser.
Worst choice - Tottenham
Spurs boast two players with magical left feet. Rafael van der Vaart possesses a wand of a left foot which can unstitch the meanest defence or find the back of the net with unerring accuracy.
Gareth Bale's is more of a sledge hammer - just ask Inter Milan, against whom he scored a memorable hat-trick last season. So, when the home side were Sunday awarded a free kick within shooting range you expected the Dutchman or the Welshman to be standing over the ball. Yet Benoit Assou-Ekotto, the left-back with an average of one goal every 114 games for his club, emerged as the unlikely taker.
Assou-Ekotto once said in an interview he doesn't "believe in friendships in football", and the Cameroon international certainly risked alienating his teammates when he sent his effort sailing over the bar.
Best disguise - Murphy
Insiders at Fulham say they find Martin Jol, the manager, very contradictory and Murphy, the captain, certainly looked perplexed on Saturday at being substituted.
Unlike Adam Johnson, Edin Dzeko and Carlos Tevez, he managed to, just about, keep his emotions in check when he was hooked on 70 minutes.
He raised his eyebrows when his number was held up, reluctantly passed the armband to Brede Hangeland, walked straight past Jol and then tossed away the jacket given to him by one of the Fulham back room staff.
Murphy must have been ticking inside and he managed to remain diplomatic despite seeing his replacement, Dickson Etuhu, concede a free kick with his first contribution and then receive a yellow card minutes later.
Worst yellow - Jordan Ibe
OK, Wycombe Wanderers do not play in the Premier League but scouts from England's top division will no doubt be flocking to Adams Park to check out the forward, especially after he scored his first league goal on Saturday at the age of, wait for it, 15.
He has already been on trial at Liverpool and is attracting interest from Manchester United but he received little empathy from Christopher Sarginson, the referee, who harshly booked the schoolboy for celebrating with his family after scoring. And who says football has lost its sense of enjoyment?
Best penalty - Sinclair
There were plenty of candidates; Grant Holt's nerveless effort from 12 yards to salvage a point for Norwich City and Charlie Adam's cool spot-kick for Liverpool against West Bromwich Albion, but Sinclair edges it for sheer consistency.
Seven of his last eight goals have come from the spot and the way he nonchalantly stepped up and paused before sending Bolton's Jussi Jaaskelainen the wrong way was at odds with the mess his fellow Englishmen normally make of a penalties competiting in major tournaments.
It also underlined what a shrewd piece of business Brendan Rodgers, the Swansea City manager, performed in persuading Chelsea, the club where Rodgers cut his coaching teeth, to accept an initial payment of £500,000 (Dh2,96 million) for the England Under 21 international. Talk about mate's rates.
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The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylturbo
Transmission: seven-speed DSG automatic
Power: 242bhp
Torque: 370Nm
Price: Dh136,814
Coal Black Mornings
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From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
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Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
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Business Insights
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Wicked
Director: Jon M Chu
Stars: Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Jonathan Bailey
If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
The bio
Academics: Phd in strategic management in University of Wales
Number one caps: His best-seller caps are in shades of grey, blue, black and yellow
Reading: Is immersed in books on colours to understand more about the usage of different shades
Sport: Started playing polo two years ago. Helps him relax, plus he enjoys the speed and focus
Cars: Loves exotic cars and currently drives a Bentley Bentayga
Holiday: Favourite travel destinations are London and St Tropez
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Kanguva
Director: Siva
Stars: Suriya, Bobby Deol, Disha Patani, Yogi Babu, Redin Kingsley
Nancy 9 (Hassa Beek)
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UAE cricketers abroad
Sid Jhurani is not the first cricketer from the UAE to go to the UK to try his luck.
Rameez Shahzad Played alongside Ben Stokes and Liam Plunkett in Durham while he was studying there. He also played club cricket as an overseas professional, but his time in the UK stunted his UAE career. The batsman went a decade without playing for the national team.
Yodhin Punja The seam bowler was named in the UAE’s extended World Cup squad in 2015 despite being just 15 at the time. He made his senior UAE debut aged 16, and subsequently took up a scholarship at Claremont High School in the south of England.
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Batti Gul Meter Chalu
Producers: KRTI Productions, T-Series
Director: Sree Narayan Singh
Cast: Shahid Kapoor, Shraddha Kapoor, Divyenndu Sharma, Yami Gautam
Rating: 2/5
What is the FNC?
The Federal National Council is one of five federal authorities established by the UAE constitution. It held its first session on December 2, 1972, a year to the day after Federation.
It has 40 members, eight of whom are women. The members represent the UAE population through each of the emirates. Abu Dhabi and Dubai have eight members each, Sharjah and Ras al Khaimah six, and Ajman, Fujairah and Umm Al Quwain have four.
They bring Emirati issues to the council for debate and put those concerns to ministers summoned for questioning.
The FNC’s main functions include passing, amending or rejecting federal draft laws, discussing international treaties and agreements, and offering recommendations on general subjects raised during sessions.
Federal draft laws must first pass through the FNC for recommendations when members can amend the laws to suit the needs of citizens. The draft laws are then forwarded to the Cabinet for consideration and approval.
Since 2006, half of the members have been elected by UAE citizens to serve four-year terms and the other half are appointed by the Ruler’s Courts of the seven emirates.
In the 2015 elections, 78 of the 252 candidates were women. Women also represented 48 per cent of all voters and 67 per cent of the voters were under the age of 40.
The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre 4-cyl turbo
Power: 194hp at 5,600rpm
Torque: 275Nm from 2,000-4,000rpm
Transmission: 6-speed auto
Price: from Dh155,000
On sale: now
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Tips for job-seekers
- Do not submit your application through the Easy Apply button on LinkedIn. Employers receive between 600 and 800 replies for each job advert on the platform. If you are the right fit for a job, connect to a relevant person in the company on LinkedIn and send them a direct message.
- Make sure you are an exact fit for the job advertised. If you are an HR manager with five years’ experience in retail and the job requires a similar candidate with five years’ experience in consumer, you should apply. But if you have no experience in HR, do not apply for the job.
David Mackenzie, founder of recruitment agency Mackenzie Jones Middle East
ESSENTIALS
The flights
Emirates, Etihad and Swiss fly direct from the UAE to Zurich from Dh2,855 return, including taxes.
The chalet
Chalet N is currently open in winter only, between now and April 21. During the ski season, starting on December 11, a week’s rental costs from €210,000 (Dh898,431) per week for the whole property, which has 22 beds in total, across six suites, three double rooms and a children’s suite. The price includes all scheduled meals, a week’s ski pass, Wi-Fi, parking, transfers between Munich, Innsbruck or Zurich airports and one 50-minute massage per person. Private ski lessons cost from €360 (Dh1,541) per day. Halal food is available on request.
RESULTS
6.30pm Handicap (TB) $68,000 (Dirt) 1,200m
Winner Canvassed, Par Dobbs (jockey), Doug Watson (trainer)
7.05pm Meydan Cup – Listed Handicap (TB) $88,000 (Turf) 2,810m
Winner Dubai Future, Frankie Dettori, Saeed bin Suroor
7.40pm UAE 2000 Guineas – Group 3 (TB) $125,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner Mouheeb, Ryan Curatolo, Nicholas Bachalard
8.15pm Firebreak Stakes – Group 3 (TB) $130,000 (D) 1,600m
Winner Secret Ambition, Tadhg O’Shea, Satish Seemar
9.50pm Meydan Classic – Conditions (TB) $$50,000 (T) 1,400m
Winner Topper Bill, Richard Mullen, Satish Seemar
9.25pm Dubai Sprint – Listed Handicap (TB) $88,000 (T) 1,200m
Winner Man Of Promise, William Buick, Charlie Appleby