After the four-month, 16-game slog of the 2010 NFL regular season, the Green Bay Packers finished in a six-way tie for the eighth-best record in the 32-team league.
They squeaked into the play-offs as a No 6 seed at 10-6 with a mathematical tiebreaker against two other teams and a touchdown in the last quarter of the last game against one.
After the four-month, 30-game slog of the 2010/11 men's college basketball regular season, the University of Connecticut Huskies finished ninth among the 18-team Big East Conference, which does not even factor in the hundreds of other schools playing that sport around that country.
At 9-9 in conference play entering conference and national tournaments, they lay stashed in their own league beneath Pittsburgh, Notre Dame, Syracuse, Louisville, St John's, Cincinnati, West Virginia and Georgetown.
After the six-month, 162-game slog of the 2011 Major League Baseball season, the St Louis Cardinals finished in a two-way tie for the eighth-best record in the 30-team sport.
They trailed by 10.5 games in late August and by three after 157 games, then wriggled into the play-offs in the 162nd game as a wild card at 90-72.
And after the four-month, 16-game slog of the 2011/12 NFL regular season, the New York Giants finished in a two-way tie for the 10th-best record in the 32-team league.
While they did win a division unlike any of the above, they not only crept into the play-offs at 9-7 as a No 4 seed only on the final night of the season, but across 16 games, their opponents outscored them 400-394.
What have all these regular-season stragglers in common?
Each wound up winning the championship in those very same seasons.
By contrast, the Dallas Mavericks spent the five-month, 82-game slog of the 2010/11 NBA season as despotically dominant.
They joined a two-way tie for the fourth-best record in the 30-team league before winning their title last June.
Does it make utmost sense to decide things with play-offs?
Play-offs do make enthralling theatre, as the Super Bowl just demonstrated on Sunday night.
They specialise in alluring storylines and breathtaking escapes (baseball Cardinals, football Giants).
But do they identify the best team, as do the play-off-less slogs of Spain's Primera Liga or the English Premier League?
And one more question: what's the point of all that regular-season duress, anyway? The misspent fossil fuel of it all!
In the evenly-balanced American sports, if you tore up the late-season and play-off box scores and played everything again four more times, you probably would get five different champions.
Titles trade increasingly on whimsy, on breaks, on tinier and tinier pivots.
In the chatter after the Super Bowl, chatterers focused on the New England receiver Wes Welker's twisting drop of an imperfect throw from Tom Brady in the fourth quarter.
Some properly extolled Mario Manningham's Herculean catch of Eli Manning's seeing-eye pass along the left sideline on the winning drive.
Some bemoaned Brady's first-quarter blunder that gave New York a safety.
Certainly many championship games through the decades have turned on minute details.
Nowadays, though, the minute details are strewn all over the months.
As the marvellous Mike Vaccaro of the New York Post wrote last week, Dallas held a 34-29 lead over the Giants with two minutes 25 seconds remaining in the 13th game of the season on the night of December 11, and had possession with a third-and-five.
Tony Romo, the quarterback, backed up to pass, and receiver Miles Austin streamed into the open.
Had the duo managed the completion they narrowly missed when Romo's pass sailed barely long, New York would have slid to 6-7 and probably missed the playoffs. Dallas would have reached 9-5 by one week later, given Tampa Bay as their ensuing assignment.
Instead, with parity wreaking a roulette, the Giants beat the Cowboys that night and again three weeks on, the Cowboys missed the play-offs and the Giants, with the second-worst record among division winners, wound up grinning through the post-Super Bowl confetti storm.
Certainly the Giants withstood hard play-off tasks in Green Bay and San Francisco, where one marginal player's fumbles on two punt returns became the by-a-whisker errors that loosed a champion.
And certainly the play-offs filled with New York grit told us something of which we never tire: a great story.
It just might be folly to crow that they told us too much else.
cculpepper@thenational.ae
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The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre 4-cylinder petrol
Power: 154bhp
Torque: 250Nm
Transmission: 7-speed automatic with 8-speed sports option
Price: From Dh79,600
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Tips for taking the metro
- set out well ahead of time
- make sure you have at least Dh15 on you Nol card, as there could be big queues for top-up machines
- enter the right cabin. The train may be too busy to move between carriages once you're on
- don't carry too much luggage and tuck it under a seat to make room for fellow passengers
Moon Music
Artist: Coldplay
Label: Parlophone/Atlantic
Number of tracks: 10
Rating: 3/5
Other must-tries
Tomato and walnut salad
A lesson in simple, seasonal eating. Wedges of tomato, chunks of cucumber, thinly sliced red onion, coriander or parsley leaves, and perhaps some fresh dill are drizzled with a crushed walnut and garlic dressing. Do consider yourself warned: if you eat this salad in Georgia during the summer months, the tomatoes will be so ripe and flavourful that every tomato you eat from that day forth will taste lacklustre in comparison.
Badrijani nigvzit
A delicious vegetarian snack or starter. It consists of thinly sliced, fried then cooled aubergine smothered with a thick and creamy walnut sauce and folded or rolled. Take note, even though it seems like you should be able to pick these morsels up with your hands, they’re not as durable as they look. A knife and fork is the way to go.
Pkhali
This healthy little dish (a nice antidote to the khachapuri) is usually made with steamed then chopped cabbage, spinach, beetroot or green beans, combined with walnuts, garlic and herbs to make a vegetable pâté or paste. The mix is then often formed into rounds, chilled in the fridge and topped with pomegranate seeds before being served.
Tree of Hell
Starring: Raed Zeno, Hadi Awada, Dr Mohammad Abdalla
Director: Raed Zeno
Rating: 4/5
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Teams
Punjabi Legends Owners: Inzamam-ul-Haq and Intizar-ul-Haq; Key player: Misbah-ul-Haq
Pakhtoons Owners: Habib Khan and Tajuddin Khan; Key player: Shahid Afridi
Maratha Arabians Owners: Sohail Khan, Ali Tumbi, Parvez Khan; Key player: Virender Sehwag
Bangla Tigers Owners: Shirajuddin Alam, Yasin Choudhary, Neelesh Bhatnager, Anis and Rizwan Sajan; Key player: TBC
Colombo Lions Owners: Sri Lanka Cricket; Key player: TBC
Kerala Kings Owners: Hussain Adam Ali and Shafi Ul Mulk; Key player: Eoin Morgan
Venue Sharjah Cricket Stadium
Format 10 overs per side, matches last for 90 minutes
Timeline October 25: Around 120 players to be entered into a draft, to be held in Dubai; December 21: Matches start; December 24: Finals
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Schedule:
Pakistan v Sri Lanka:
28 Sep-2 Oct, 1st Test, Abu Dhabi
6-10 Oct, 2nd Test (day-night), Dubai
13 Oct, 1st ODI, Dubai
16 Oct, 2nd ODI, Abu Dhabi
18 Oct, 3rd ODI, Abu Dhabi
20 Oct, 4th ODI, Sharjah
23 Oct, 5th ODI, Sharjah
26 Oct, 1st T20I, Abu Dhabi
27 Oct, 2nd T20I, Abu Dhabi
29 Oct, 3rd T20I, Lahore
Hili 2: Unesco World Heritage site
The site is part of the Hili archaeological park in Al Ain. Excavations there have proved the existence of the earliest known agricultural communities in modern-day UAE. Some date to the Bronze Age but Hili 2 is an Iron Age site. The Iron Age witnessed the development of the falaj, a network of channels that funnelled water from natural springs in the area. Wells allowed settlements to be established, but falaj meant they could grow and thrive. Unesco, the UN's cultural body, awarded Al Ain's sites - including Hili 2 - world heritage status in 2011. Now the most recent dig at the site has revealed even more about the skilled people that lived and worked there.