I have never given birth personally but have noticed it appears unusually arduous.
For somebody to pull it off and then to return - at any time thereafter - to the ruthlessly exacting form required to be the world's No 1 tennis player, well, sorry, that leaves me somewhere between wowed and awed, and you will not convince me otherwise.
And if that person wins two US Opens and one Australian Open in the years after childbirth and happens to double as a long-established delight, look, I am going to pay attention to that.
So I would start right there by saying that any sport boasting Kim Clijsters is worth watching, but then I would go beyond Clijsters.
When there is a tour with as many likeable sorts in contention as does the Women's Tennis Association (WTA), but it still has to answer logical questions about why it seems less alluring to the public than in other years, then I have to wonder about two things.
I wonder if people in general just really don't like tennis all that much, and I wonder if people in general are sort of lazy.
As the Dubai Duty Free Tennis Championships lifted the lid yesterday perhaps more noted for the megastars it lacks - Clijsters, Serena Williams, Venus Williams, Maria Sharapova - than for the supremely talented people who have come, the former prospect has plenty of merit.
In addition to its long-held marginalisation against other sports, tennis has spent recent decades watching equipment "improvements" whittle variety until almost everybody plays similarly. It can be harder to discern faces when it is harder to discern games.
The latter possibility, meanwhile, intrigues me, as whenever I look at the WTA website I see the women all done up as if attending one of the planet's roughly 1,000,000 awards shows.
Surely the people who suggested applying the make-up know something about the science of marketing, so, the question: for greater humanity to cotton to athletes of this calibre, must they all resemble red-carpet regals?
Who invented human culture anyway, Silvio Berlusconi?
All I can tell you is I walked into the pre-final press conferences at the 2009 French Open and I heard the two-time grand slam champion Svetlana Kuznetsova, who ranks No 23 and played last night.
I heard her then-opponent, Dinara Safina, tell of Kuznetsova at 11 or 12 turning up for tennis with rock-band T-shirts and giant soda bottles. I heard 30 minutes of Kuznetsova being typically funny, engaging, observant, introspective.
And I wound up marvelling at a disconnect and thinking: if people in certain regions have not warmed to this accomplished personality and often do not even know who she is, then maybe people in certain regions either dislike tennis or cannot seem to pay attention unless hit over the head with a supermodel.
Or consider Li Na, the world No 7 player. At the recent Australian Open where she served as pioneering finalist, she revolutionised a horrid, wretched, excruciating human tradition.
In the horrid, wretched, excruciating human tradition of the on-court or on-field interview, which are held in many a sport so that we might ingest a numbing cavalcade of gibberish, nobody had ever said anything interesting until Li revealed that her pre-semi-final sleep had been insufficient because her husband snores, whereupon she imitated the snore.
Charmed went an audience suddenly unlikely to forget Li from there.
For five good years, the No 8-ranked former No 1 Jelena Jankovic, present in Dubai, has brought to sport a rare commodity: humour.
Among numerous examples, she lost a narrow French semi-final and drew real guffaws from reporters by deadpanning that she planned to spend her evening plotting suicide. She lost at Wimbledon on far-flung Court No 18 and joked it had impaired her to travel there by helicopter.
To see an elusive major title upon her smiling face would be so worthwhile that it is easy to hope some enchanted fortnight lingers in her tank.
The highly-ranked names vaguely known to many - Wozniacki, Zvonareva, Schiavone, Stosur, Azarenka - all have real and various appeal, and I found the starless Schiavone-Stosur French final doubly interesting last year even as most of the world shrugged or less.
Granted, the men occupy a superior phase through the soaring ambassadorship and lasting fame of Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal - makes it easier for busy fans to keep up - but the women have plenty to compel if one looks.
In an improved world Sharapova, for one, would have renown more for the compelling depth of her fight than for the fleeting sheen of her ads, one having required something supposedly more valuable than the other.
And a tennis tour perfectly rich in character would not have to call this a lull unless, of course, people in general just don't like tennis all that much.
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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: N2 Technology
Founded: 2018
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Startups
Size: 14
Funding: $1.7m from HNIs
The specs
Engine: 2.7-litre 4-cylinder Turbomax
Power: 310hp
Torque: 583Nm
Transmission: 8-speed automatic
Price: From Dh192,500
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What is graphene?
Graphene is extracted from graphite and is made up of pure carbon.
It is 200 times more resistant than steel and five times lighter than aluminum.
It conducts electricity better than any other material at room temperature.
It is thought that graphene could boost the useful life of batteries by 10 per cent.
Graphene can also detect cancer cells in the early stages of the disease.
The material was first discovered when Andre Geim and Konstantin Novoselov were 'playing' with graphite at the University of Manchester in 2004.
Tree of Hell
Starring: Raed Zeno, Hadi Awada, Dr Mohammad Abdalla
Director: Raed Zeno
Rating: 4/5
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
From Zero
Artist: Linkin Park
Label: Warner Records
Number of tracks: 11
Rating: 4/5
Singham Again
Director: Rohit Shetty
Stars: Ajay Devgn, Kareena Kapoor Khan, Ranveer Singh, Akshay Kumar, Tiger Shroff, Deepika Padukone
Rating: 3/5
We Weren’t Supposed to Survive But We Did
We weren’t supposed to survive but we did.
We weren’t supposed to remember but we did.
We weren’t supposed to write but we did.
We weren’t supposed to fight but we did.
We weren’t supposed to organise but we did.
We weren’t supposed to rap but we did.
We weren’t supposed to find allies but we did.
We weren’t supposed to grow communities but we did.
We weren’t supposed to return but WE ARE.
Amira Sakalla
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Most F1 world titles
7 — Michael Schumacher (1994, ’95, 2000, ’01 ’02, ’03, ’04)
7 — Lewis Hamilton (2008, ’14,’15, ’17, ’18, ’19, ’20)
5 — Juan Manuel Fangio (1951, ’54, ’55, ’56, ’57)
4 — Alain Prost (1985, ’86, ’89, ’93)
4 — Sebastian Vettel (2010, ’11, ’12, ’13)
Citadel: Honey Bunny first episode
Directors: Raj & DK
Stars: Varun Dhawan, Samantha Ruth Prabhu, Kashvi Majmundar, Kay Kay Menon
Rating: 4/5
The specs
Engine: 1.5-litre turbo
Power: 181hp
Torque: 230Nm
Transmission: 6-speed automatic
Starting price: Dh79,000
On sale: Now
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SERIES SCHEDULE
First Test, Galle International Stadium
July 26-30
Second Test, Sinhalese Sports Club Ground
August 3-7
Third Test, Pallekele International Stadium
August 12-16
First ODI, Rangiri Dambulla Stadium
August 20
Second ODI, Pallekele International Stadium
August 24
Third ODI, Pallekele International Stadium
August 27
Fourth ODI, R Premadasa Stadium
August 31
Fifth ODI, R Premadasa Stadium
September 3
T20, R Premadasa Stadium
September 6
THE BIO
Age: 30
Favourite book: The Power of Habit
Favourite quote: "The world is full of good people, if you cannot find one, be one"
Favourite exercise: The snatch
Favourite colour: Blue
MATCH INFO
Manchester United 6 (McTominay 2', 3'; Fernandes 20', 70' pen; Lindelof 37'; James 65')
Leeds United 2 (Cooper 41'; Dallas 73')
Man of the match: Scott McTominay (Manchester United)
Springtime in a Broken Mirror,
Mario Benedetti, Penguin Modern Classics
UPI facts
More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
UAE rugby in numbers
5 - Year sponsorship deal between Hesco and Jebel Ali Dragons
700 - Dubai Hurricanes had more than 700 playing members last season between their mini and youth, men's and women's teams
Dh600,000 - Dubai Exiles' budget for pitch and court hire next season, for their rugby, netball and cricket teams
Dh1.8m - Dubai Hurricanes' overall budget for next season
Dh2.8m - Dubai Exiles’ overall budget for next season
Martin Sabbagh profile
Job: CEO JCDecaux Middle East
In the role: Since January 2015
Lives: In the UAE
Background: M&A, investment banking
Studied: Corporate finance
Nayanthara: Beyond The Fairy Tale
Starring: Nayanthara, Vignesh Shivan, Radhika Sarathkumar, Nagarjuna Akkineni
Director: Amith Krishnan
Rating: 3.5/5
How to protect yourself when air quality drops
Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.
'My Son'
Director: Christian Carion
Starring: James McAvoy, Claire Foy, Tom Cullen, Gary Lewis
Rating: 2/5
Our legal consultant
Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais
Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.
Wicked
Director: Jon M Chu
Stars: Cynthia Erivo, Ariana Grande, Jonathan Bailey
Electoral College Victory
Trump has so far secured 295 Electoral College votes, according to the Associated Press, exceeding the 270 needed to win. Only Nevada and Arizona remain to be called, and both swing states are leaning Republican. Trump swept all five remaining swing states, North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin, sealing his path to victory and giving him a strong mandate.
Popular Vote Tally
The count is ongoing, but Trump currently leads with nearly 51 per cent of the popular vote to Harris’s 47.6 per cent. Trump has over 72.2 million votes, while Harris trails with approximately 67.4 million.
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Kanguva
Director: Siva
Stars: Suriya, Bobby Deol, Disha Patani, Yogi Babu, Redin Kingsley
THE BIO
Favourite book: ‘Purpose Driven Life’ by Rick Warren
Favourite travel destination: Switzerland
Hobbies: Travelling and following motivational speeches and speakers
Favourite place in UAE: Dubai Museum
THREE
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COMPANY PROFILE
Founders: Alhaan Ahmed, Alyina Ahmed and Maximo Tettamanzi
Total funding: Self funded
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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Almnssa
Started: August 2020
Founder: Areej Selmi
Based: Gaza
Sectors: Internet, e-commerce
Investments: Grants/private funding
The Penguin
Starring: Colin Farrell, Cristin Milioti, Rhenzy Feliz
Creator: Lauren LeFranc
Rating: 4/5
The specs
Engine: 2-litre or 3-litre 4Motion all-wheel-drive Power: 250Nm (2-litre); 340 (3-litre) Torque: 450Nm Transmission: 8-speed automatic Starting price: From Dh212,000 On sale: Now
The specs
Engine: Long-range single or dual motor with 200kW or 400kW battery
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 620km / 590km
Price: From Dh250,000 (estimated)
Game Of Thrones Season Seven: A Bluffers Guide
Want to sound on message about the biggest show on television without actually watching it? Best not to get locked into the labyrinthine tales of revenge and royalty: as Isaac Hempstead Wright put it, all you really need to know from now on is that there’s going to be a huge fight between humans and the armies of undead White Walkers.
The season ended with a dragon captured by the Night King blowing apart the huge wall of ice that separates the human world from its less appealing counterpart. Not that some of the humans in Westeros have been particularly appealing, either.
Anyway, the White Walkers are now free to cause any kind of havoc they wish, and as Liam Cunningham told us: “Westeros may be zombie land after the Night King has finished.” If the various human factions don’t put aside their differences in season 8, we could be looking at The Walking Dead: The Medieval Years.
Gulf Under 19s final
Dubai College A 50-12 Dubai College B
Company profile
Company: Rent Your Wardrobe
Date started: May 2021
Founder: Mamta Arora
Based: Dubai
Sector: Clothes rental subscription
Stage: Bootstrapped, self-funded