We are not saying that all Bollywood movies are melodramatic. However, the ones that are contain such over-the-top theatrics that it's almost unfair to not come up with a spoof of them. Case in point: hero is confronted by two goons; hero has one bullet left in his gun; hero shoots and throws a knife behind the bullet; the bullet splits in two and kills off both the baddies. Can you imagine the memes?
It's scenes, storylines and crackpot histrionics like these that helped catapult Biswa Kalyan Rath into the comedy spotlight. Alongside fellow comedian Kanan Gill, Biswa, who studied to be an engineer, hosted the popular YouTube series Pretentious Movie Reviews. In it, the duo took apart Hindi movies that overstretched their creative licence – think logic-defying plots, questionable dance moves and, indeed, anti-gravity action.
One year and a dozen or so reviews later, Biswa moved on to stand-up, with tours such as Biswa In Your Face and Biswa Mast Aadmi. The comedian will present parts of his act at the Jai Ho Comedy ka Double Dhamal show in Abu Dhabi on Thursday, August 22.
Comedy aside, Biswa, 30, had a cameo in the 2016 coming-of-age film Brahman Naman, and co-wrote 2017's Laakhon Mein Ek, an Amazon Prime original series that traces the life of a budding mimicry artist who's forced by his father to study to become an engineer.
Biswa collaborated with now-defunct creative agency All India Bakchod and also appeared on the comedy talk show Son of Abish. He will tour North America in September and October.
Biswa has also been a judge on both seasons of Comicstaan, a reality-TV-style comedy series that seeks out and trains a new generation of talented Indian comedians.
He counts among his own mentors Bangalore comedians Sanjay Manaktala, Sundeep Rao, Praveen Kumar and Vipul Goyal, host of the web series Humorously Yours. "I learnt improv from Kaneez Surka," Biswa says. "That helped a lot in my comedy career as well."
We ask Biswa about the five other acts that crack him up, and he comes up with a list that’s at once entertaining and eclectic.
Parel Rawal from Hera Pheri
The 2000 film features Rawal as Babu Bhaiya, a foul-mouthed but soft-hearted garage owner housing two broke tenants, played by Akshay Kumar and Sunil Shetty. The trio end up answering a ransom call not meant for them, pretending they are the kidnapped child's relatives and trying to make an extra buck from the real family. A comedy-of-errors plot aside, Hera Pheri is a fan favourite thanks to Rawal's character and comic timing. From the thick bifocals he peers out of and his hangdog expression to the street-style profanities he spews when annoyed (which is every other minute in the film), Babu Bhaiya is the star of this multicast show.
Eric Cartman from South Park
The obnoxious character from the American animated adult series is on Biswa’s list because he “likes that he says whatever comes to his mind”. And boy, does he ever. Cartman, who is voiced by series co-creator Trey Parker, has been described as a sociopathic, xenophobic, anti-Semitic, racist child all rolled into one. With observations such as “selling out is sweet”, Cartman is one of the funniest antiheroes in sitcom history.
Hugh Laurie in House
The British actor played the aloof and acerbic Dr Gregory House in the medical drama between 2004 and 2012. Like much of the show’s fan base, Biswa says Laurie’s sarcastic wit and withering putdowns – delivered to his patients and fellow doctors alike – was what drew him to the show. Laurie won two Golden Globe awards and six Emmy nominations for his portrayal.
Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Arguably one of the funniest books written, it introduced to the world of science fiction a character who, say friends of Biswa, is the comedian reincarnated. In the book, Bowerick Wowbagger is described as an immortal being who “after a period of total boredom ... decided to insult everyone in the universe in alphabetical order”. “[Biswa] Kalyan is Bowerick Wowbagger, only he didn’t need a particle accelerator to get on with the job,” says Ankit DP, co-founder of consumer platform Witworks, who knows Biswa from his Bangalore days.
Brian Regan
Entertainment Weekly once called Regan "your favourite comedian's favourite comedian". The American performer's style mirrors Biswa's own stand-up act: sharp, wry observations that range from everyday events to self-deprecating punch lines. It is a winning formula Biswa promises to bring to his Abu Dhabi show. "It'll be relatable stuff from daily life, from [India's] obsession with cricket to the traffic situation. My style keeps changing: from a pseudo-angry rant to more observational humour. I'm also trying to do more characters and voices rather than only plain written jokes.
“I stick to my Hinglish-language jokes as that’s my natural style of speaking and I expect to perform for desi audiences even abroad. This is the first time I’m coming to Abu Dhabi, but I have performed in Dubai before, and it’s always a great crowd. They make you feel right at home.”
Biswa will perform alongside Amit Tandon on Thursday, August 22, at Abu Dhabi National Theatre. For tickets, visit Platinumlist.net
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Cast: Kartik Aaryan, Kriti Sanon, Pankaj Tripathi, Vinay Pathak, Aparshakti Khurana
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• Increase defence spending to 2.5% of GDP by 2027 but given “turbulent times it may be necessary to go faster”
• Prioritise a shift towards working with AI and autonomous systems
• Invest in the resilience of military space systems.
• Number of active reserves should be increased by 20%
• More F-35 fighter jets required in the next decade
• New “hybrid Navy” with AUKUS submarines and autonomous vessels
Stamp duty timeline
December 2014: Former UK finance minister George Osbourne reforms stamp duty, replacing the slab system with a blended rate scheme, with the top rate increasing to 12 per cent from 10 per cent:
Up to £125,000 - 0%; £125,000 to £250,000 – 2%; £250,000 to £925,000 – 5%; £925,000 to £1.5m: 10%; Over £1.5m – 12%
April 2016: New 3% surcharge applied to any buy-to-let properties or additional homes purchased.
July 2020: Rishi Sunak unveils SDLT holiday, with no tax to pay on the first £500,000, with buyers saving up to £15,000.
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April 2021: 2% SDLT surcharge added to property transactions made by overseas buyers.
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Name: Atheja Ali Busaibah
Date of birth: 15 November, 1951
Favourite books: Ihsan Abdel Quddous books, such as “The Sun will Never Set”
Hobbies: Reading and writing poetry
UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
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Engine: Four electric motors, one at each wheel
Power: 579hp
Torque: 859Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Price: From Dh825,900
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How has net migration to UK changed?
The figure was broadly flat immediately before the Covid-19 pandemic, standing at 216,000 in the year to June 2018 and 224,000 in the year to June 2019.
It then dropped to an estimated 111,000 in the year to June 2020 when restrictions introduced during the pandemic limited travel and movement.
The total rose to 254,000 in the year to June 2021, followed by steep jumps to 634,000 in the year to June 2022 and 906,000 in the year to June 2023.
The latest available figure of 728,000 for the 12 months to June 2024 suggests levels are starting to decrease.
The specs
Engine: 3.8-litre twin-turbo flat-six
Power: 650hp at 6,750rpm
Torque: 800Nm from 2,500-4,000rpm
Transmission: 8-speed dual-clutch auto
Fuel consumption: 11.12L/100km
Price: From Dh796,600
On sale: now
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Tips for job-seekers
- Do not submit your application through the Easy Apply button on LinkedIn. Employers receive between 600 and 800 replies for each job advert on the platform. If you are the right fit for a job, connect to a relevant person in the company on LinkedIn and send them a direct message.
- Make sure you are an exact fit for the job advertised. If you are an HR manager with five years’ experience in retail and the job requires a similar candidate with five years’ experience in consumer, you should apply. But if you have no experience in HR, do not apply for the job.
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Lexus LX700h specs
Engine: 3.4-litre twin-turbo V6 plus supplementary electric motor
Power: 464hp at 5,200rpm
Torque: 790Nm from 2,000-3,600rpm
Transmission: 10-speed auto
Fuel consumption: 11.7L/100km
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