Terry Dearly may be publicity shy but he obviously understands what young readers appreciate.
Terry Dearly may be publicity shy but he obviously understands what young readers appreciate.
Terry Dearly may be publicity shy but he obviously understands what young readers appreciate.
Terry Dearly may be publicity shy but he obviously understands what young readers appreciate.

Past master


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Appropriately for an author who writes a book a month, Terry Deary is hard at work on the day we speak. "I'm just writing about [theologian and initiator of the Protestant Reformation] Martin Luther," he says, "who didn't nail a proclamation to a church door as everyone thinks." He didn't? "No! It sounds good, doesn't it? All very dramatic. But it's just a fairy story." The Luther tale will form a chapter in a new book in Deary's Horrible Histories series called Horrible Events. "When Luther split the Catholic church, it caused some of the most horrible history ever," he explains.

So friendly and approachable is Deary, it's easy to forget his grand status as the world's best-selling author of children's non-fiction. Since his first Horrible Histories titles, Awesome Egyptians and Terrible Tudors, came out in 1993, the 64-year-old has sold over 20 million books worldwide and has seen the brand he created expand to accommodate a mass of multimedia tie-ins. There are Wii games and board games, Top Trumps cards and museum exhibitions like Terrible Trenches, currently running at London's Imperial War Museum. The Horrible Histories TV series has just been nominated for a Bafta award. And of course there are the hugely successful shows produced by Birmingham Stage Company, a double bill of which, Frightful First World War & Woeful Second World War - Blitzed Brits, comes to Dubai Community Theatre and Arts Centre on December 12.

The First World War show is adapted from the Horrible Histories non-fiction book of the same name. But the Second World War show is based on a Horrible Histories novel. "That one's very much my narrative," says Deary. "It's about two children who are evacuated from Coventry. I'm quite keen for people to understand that the Blitz wasn't all about London." Perhaps surprisingly, Deary admits he's never seen the shows. "I have script approval. That's all I have time for because I'm too busy. But the director, Phil Clark, is someone I've known for 35 years, since I was an actor myself in Brecon in Wales. He was a sixth-former at a local school who came and tagged along with the company. He helped to mend the costumes and put up the sets and went on to have a career in theatre."

With their playful focus on beheadings, plagues and foul-smelling sewers, Deary's books celebrate what's grisly and ghoulish about the past. His main goal, plainly, is to make history fun. But he's also challenging the idea that it's a subject best taught from an Olympian, omniscient viewpoint. By focusing on the humdrum details of ordinary people's lives, Deary encourages empathy and identification in his young readers.

"Why do people behave the way they do? When you understand that then the world becomes a better place. I'm not a historian, I'm a children's author, and that's why my books are so successful. I don't say: 'Sit down and listen, I know all this and I'm going to tell you'. I say: 'You'll never guess what I've found out about this-'"  That his books are used so widely in schools enrages Deary, an anarchist at heart who once refused to meet the Queen of England and didn't bother to reply to an invitation from Tony Blair to visit Downing Street.

"I'm anti-authority, anti-establishment, anti-school. It frustrates me when teachers come along and use my books to liven up their deadly dull lessons. I wish there was some way I could sue them. "About 20 years ago when they were devising the UK's National Curriculum, a politician said to me, 'All that matters in history teaching is facts, facts, facts' - unaware that that's exactly what Mr Gradgrind says in Hard Times! Charles Dickens was parodying that attitude 150 years ago!"

Boys, especially, love Deary's books, though he insists his readership is not as polarised along gender lines as people think; that the ratio is more like 60:40 than 70:30. Educationalists often bemoan boys' lack of enthusiasm for reading. Deary argues that schools' insistence on teaching reading using fiction excludes boys, many of whom find fiction boring. "People come up to me and say: 'My son wouldn't read a book until he picked up yours.' That's because, as all the research suggests, boys learn to read better with non-fiction. They prefer it. Teachers know this but they're too stupid to do anything about it." Ouch!

Deary grew up in a working-class household in Sunderland in the north-east of England and still lives in the area. "I didn't read as a child. We were too poor to have books. The schools weren't interested. They just crammed us for the 11-plus [examinations to get into grammar schools] and when the exams were over there was a hiatus during which the teacher read aloud to us from John Buchan's The 39 Steps - this racist, xenophobic novel! You know, 'If you're German, you're evil'. Completely inappropriate."

Deary was bright and got into grammar school - a significant achievement. But he did not enjoy the experience: "They made us read books like Thomas Hardy's Tess of the D'Urbervilles which I didn't understand." He left with nine O Levels and three A Levels (again, a significant achievement) and got a job with the local electricity board before moving into acting. From there he drifted into teaching drama, and from there into writing. His first children's book, the novel The Custard Kid, was published in 1976.

"A lot of people forget I write fiction too," Deary points out, and he's right. (Check out his Master Crooks Crime Academy and Time Detectives series - they're great fun.)  Did his success take him by surprise? "The success of Horrible Histories did, certainly. I'd written about 50 books before that and I was plodding along. Writing children's books is so badly paid for the most part - the average children's author earns around £4,000 [Dh24,000] a year - but the success of Horrible Histories allowed me to give up the day job."

He has been known to write 8,000 words a day. "A lot of writers whinge. If writing is hard work, you're doing something wrong. I was born to be a writer. If you don't like writing then maybe you should try something else, like digging coal."  The only downside to success is that it can be a distraction. "Yesterday I wrote about 100 words when I should have written 2,000 because I was dealing with a TV company who were making a programme about a Viking festival in York," Deary says. "They want me to appear at it, so I had to get my publisher to make sure there were books up there to be sold and get the TV company which makes Horrible Histories to edit extracts which could be shown at the event. It took me all day, but I'm not complaining. There are far worse ways to earn a living."

Compare Deary to his writer peers JK Rowling and Philip Pullman and it's a surprise in some ways that his profile isn't as high. Perhaps it is because he guards his privacy so fiercely. He never allows journalists to interview him at his house and does relatively few public events. "I don't publicise myself. I sit in my study and write books. I do the odd interview. Last week I was at the Bafta Awards with all the luvvies. I'm a children's author and I don't believe that being a children's author makes me special. It's just a job that I'm quite successful at. I don't like celebrity treatment."

Deary works closely with his publishers to identify topics that might make for good books. Then professional researchers supply him with material which he shapes in his unique, patented way. He doesn't want a mass of material - "If I did I'd just go to a library or print it off the internet" - and it has to be pithy and relevant and full of "little gems".  The tone of the Horrible Histories books concerned with recent conflicts is less antic and more respectful of those who lived through those times than, say, Terrible Tudors. There are jokes, but they tend to be from the period.

"That's how people got through it," says Deary. "They made up jokes and silly songs to endure the hell they were facing. "Besides, Horrible Histories aren't always funny. I remember having a meeting with the TV company who were adapting the Second World War book and we got to the page about the Holocaust and the producers looked at each other and said: 'Well of course, we can't put the Holocaust in.' I thought that was good, that there was something a book could do that TV couldn't."

Deary gets thousands of e-mails from his young fans and tries to answer them all. (E-mails from teachers are auto-deleted.) The variety of responses to his books amazes him. "There's no such thing as a child, just an individual. I got an e-mail recently from the parents of a little girl which said: 'Our daughter is having nightmares that the world is going to end in 2012 because of a remark you made in your Aztecs book [Angry Aztecs].' I said: 'Well, she's the only one. And anyway, there's a massive film about the world ending in 2012 about to come out! You can't blame it on me.'

"That child had a particular problem, though of course I couldn't say that to the parents. All children react differently. Some children will think killing a hamster and eating it is worse than chopping someone's head off. All I can do is present the facts and say: This is the world we live in, be careful."  Frightful First World War & Woeful Second World War - Blitzed Brits, plays at Dubai Community Theate and Arts Centre from December 12. For information visit www.ductac.org

You Were Never Really Here

Director: Lynne Ramsay

Starring: Joaquim Phoenix, Ekaterina Samsonov

Four stars

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Our legal consultant

Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais

Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.

The flights: South African Airways flies from Dubai International Airport with a stop in Johannesburg, with prices starting from around Dh4,000 return. Emirates can get you there with a stop in Lusaka from around Dh4,600 return.
The details: Visas are available for 247 Zambian kwacha or US$20 (Dh73) per person on arrival at Livingstone Airport. Single entry into Victoria Falls for international visitors costs 371 kwacha or $30 (Dh110). Microlight flights are available through Batoka Sky, with 15-minute flights costing 2,265 kwacha (Dh680).
Accommodation: The Royal Livingstone Victoria Falls Hotel by Anantara is an ideal place to stay, within walking distance of the falls and right on the Zambezi River. Rooms here start from 6,635 kwacha (Dh2,398) per night, including breakfast, taxes and Wi-Fi. Water arrivals cost from 587 kwacha (Dh212) per person.

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UAE v Gibraltar

What: International friendly

When: 7pm kick off

Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City

Admission: Free

Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page

UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)

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Why your domicile status is important

Your UK residence status is assessed using the statutory residence test. While your residence status – ie where you live - is assessed every year, your domicile status is assessed over your lifetime.

Your domicile of origin generally comes from your parents and if your parents were not married, then it is decided by your father. Your domicile is generally the country your father considered his permanent home when you were born. 

UK residents who have their permanent home ("domicile") outside the UK may not have to pay UK tax on foreign income. For example, they do not pay tax on foreign income or gains if they are less than £2,000 in the tax year and do not transfer that gain to a UK bank account.

A UK-domiciled person, however, is liable for UK tax on their worldwide income and gains when they are resident in the UK.

Short-term let permits explained

Homeowners and tenants are allowed to list their properties for rental by registering through the Dubai Tourism website to obtain a permit.

Tenants also require a letter of no objection from their landlord before being allowed to list the property.

There is a cost of Dh1,590 before starting the process, with an additional licence fee of Dh300 per bedroom being rented in your home for the duration of the rental, which ranges from three months to a year.

Anyone hoping to list a property for rental must also provide a copy of their title deeds and Ejari, as well as their Emirates ID.

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AI traffic lights to ease congestion at seven points to Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Street

The seven points are:

Shakhbout bin Sultan Street

Dhafeer Street

Hadbat Al Ghubainah Street (outbound)

Salama bint Butti Street

Al Dhafra Street

Rabdan Street

Umm Yifina Street exit (inbound)

The bio

Favourite book: Kane and Abel by Jeffrey Archer

Favourite quote: “The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson, American essayist

Favourite Authors: Arab poet Abu At-Tayyib Al-Mutanabbi

Favourite Emirati food: Luqaimat, a deep-fried dough soaked in date syrup

Hobbies: Reading and drawing

ANALYSTS’ TOP PICKS OF SAUDI BANKS IN 2019

Analyst: Aqib Mehboob of Saudi Fransi Capital

Top pick: National Commercial Bank

Reason: It will be at the forefront of project financing for government-led projects

 

Analyst: Shabbir Malik of EFG-Hermes

Top pick: Al Rajhi Bank

Reason: Defensive balance sheet, well positioned in retail segment and positively geared for rising rates

 

Analyst: Chiradeep Ghosh of Sico Bank

Top pick: Arab National Bank

Reason: Attractive valuation and good growth potential in terms of both balance sheet and dividends

In numbers: PKK’s money network in Europe

Germany: PKK collectors typically bring in $18 million in cash a year – amount has trebled since 2010

Revolutionary tax: Investigators say about $2 million a year raised from ‘tax collection’ around Marseille

Extortion: Gunman convicted in 2023 of demanding $10,000 from Kurdish businessman in Stockholm

Drug trade: PKK income claimed by Turkish anti-drugs force in 2024 to be as high as $500 million a year

Denmark: PKK one of two terrorist groups along with Iranian separatists ASMLA to raise “two-digit million amounts”

Contributions: Hundreds of euros expected from typical Kurdish families and thousands from business owners

TV channel: Kurdish Roj TV accounts frozen and went bankrupt after Denmark fined it more than $1 million over PKK links in 2013 

Poland Statement
All people fleeing from Ukraine before the armed conflict are allowed to enter Poland. Our country shelters every person whose life is in danger - regardless of their nationality.

The dominant group of refugees in Poland are citizens of Ukraine, but among the people checked by the Border Guard are also citizens of the USA, Nigeria, India, Georgia and other countries.

All persons admitted to Poland are verified by the Border Guard. In relation to those who are in doubt, e.g. do not have documents, Border Guard officers apply appropriate checking procedures.

No person who has received refuge in Poland will be sent back to a country torn by war.

Our legal consultants

Name: Hassan Mohsen Elhais

Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.

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The biog

Favourite films: Casablanca and Lawrence of Arabia

Favourite books: Start with Why by Simon Sinek and Good to be Great by Jim Collins

Favourite dish: Grilled fish

Inspiration: Sheikh Zayed's visionary leadership taught me to embrace new challenges.

The Pope's itinerary

Sunday, February 3, 2019 - Rome to Abu Dhabi
1pm: departure by plane from Rome / Fiumicino to Abu Dhabi
10pm: arrival at Abu Dhabi Presidential Airport


Monday, February 4
12pm: welcome ceremony at the main entrance of the Presidential Palace
12.20pm: visit Abu Dhabi Crown Prince at Presidential Palace
5pm: private meeting with Muslim Council of Elders at Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque
6.10pm: Inter-religious in the Founder's Memorial


Tuesday, February 5 - Abu Dhabi to Rome
9.15am: private visit to undisclosed cathedral
10.30am: public mass at Zayed Sports City – with a homily by Pope Francis
12.40pm: farewell at Abu Dhabi Presidential Airport
1pm: departure by plane to Rome
5pm: arrival at the Rome / Ciampino International Airport