A good crisis should never be wasted.
But by doing everything in their power to help Greece to avoid defaulting on billions of dollars in debt, that is precisely what the masters of the euro zone and the IMF are doing.
A financial crisis of this magnitude, one that has grown in ferocity and scope since it first appeared in the US housing market some four years ago, requires an equally fearsome remedy.
There is no easy way out. Yet, to see the Greek parliament this week vote for tax increases, spending cuts and more loans from the IMF and Brussels, you would think the embattled nation had discovered the lost secrets of Houdini.
The Greek parliament on Wednesday approved an austerity plan that allowed the country to be granted the next €12 billion (Dh44bn) tranche of bailout loans from the EU and the IMF. Without those funds Greece would have been forced to default on its debt within weeks, it was said.
The measure included some €28bn of spending cuts and tax increases for the next five years - a high price to pay as such burdens on companies and individuals are at best likely only to inspire further recession, not the kind of dynamism Greece needs to grow its way out of trouble.
More than 50,000 Greek businesses went bankrupt last year - squeezing those that are left even harder will doubtless force thousands more to the wall.
The austere terms of the deal aside, a bailout is no cure for an economy in such dire straits.
Indeed, to even talk about a bailout is to ignore the reality that Greece cannot pay its debts under the original terms and has had to seek outside help. It has defaulted in all but name.
In fact, the €110bn programme has more in common with a Ponzi scheme than an economic solution and is making the country's problems only worse. Greece is borrowing €110bn from Europe to meet repayment requirements on some of its €350bn or so of debt. In so doing it is digging an even deeper hole while condemning generations of Greeks to a future defined by economic misery.
To draw another parallel with the American end of the economic crisis, Greece is like the hapless subprime mortgage holder at the height of the housing bubble who remortgaged time and again to meet payments and avoid losing the house. But, in actual fact, the house was lost the day the deed was signed.
Those irresponsible mortgage holders were living beyond their means just as Greece has been since it scraped into the euro zone by the skin of its teeth in 2000. Greece has to find its true place in the global economy. It is a small country with unemployment running at about 15 per cent. GDP stands at about €310bn or so and gross external debt at more than €530bn. That massive debt to GDP imbalance is where the problem lies.
What we are seeing in Greece today, and what we are trying to ignore in Spain, Portugal, Italy and Europe's other economically weak nations, is failure caused by a complete disregard for the perils of excessive debt.
And we have been disregarding them for centuries.
Niall Ferguson, the historian, has pointed out that Greece - and the other euro failures - have been dodging debt bullets for more than 200 years.
Since 1800 Greece has defaulted on its debts on five occasions, and has spent a total of 51 years in the past two centuries dealing with the ramifications of default.
Portugal is as bad. The country has defaulted six times in that period but fares slightly better than Greece at dealing with the problem as it spent only 11 years cleaning up after itself.
Spain, though, is the worst offender in the euro zone, with 13 defaults since 1800 and 24 years of debt-induced doldrums.
It seems some never learn and it is about time they did.
Greece needs to leave the euro, default on its debt and redenominate in drachmas - its pre-euro currency - forcing creditors to take a massive haircut. Otherwise it will never get straight. Such a solution is perhaps even more important for the rest of Europe, which will be dragged further and further down by the likes of Greece if they remain joined at the hip.
Europe has not been faced with this sort of economic disaster since the end of the Second World War. Then, Germany was allowed to default on its debt and forgo reparations and so start from scratch economically. And look how it prospered.
If Greece is forced off the bailout drug and into debt default rehab - no walk in the park admittedly - perhaps it could become a similar economic success story in a generation or two.
Only then would we be able to say the crisis has been well spent.
jdoran@thenational.ae
UAE v Gibraltar
What: International friendly
When: 7pm kick off
Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City
Admission: Free
Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page
UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)
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Family: He is the youngest of five brothers, of whom two are dentists.
Celebrities he worked on: Fabio Canavaro, Lojain Omran, RedOne, Saber Al Rabai.
Where he works: Liberty Dental Clinic
In numbers
1,000 tonnes of waste collected daily:
- 800 tonnes converted into alternative fuel
- 150 tonnes to landfill
- 50 tonnes sold as scrap metal
800 tonnes of RDF replaces 500 tonnes of coal
Two conveyor lines treat more than 350,000 tonnes of waste per year
25 staff on site
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Dir: David Leitch
Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Justin Dennison, Zazie Beetz
Four stars
Farasan Boat: 128km Away from Anchorage
Director: Mowaffaq Alobaid
Stars: Abdulaziz Almadhi, Mohammed Al Akkasi, Ali Al Suhaibani
Rating: 4/5
If you go
Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.
When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
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Sustainable Development Goals
1. End poverty in all its forms everywhere
2. End hunger, achieve food security and improved nutrition and promote sustainable agriculture
3. Ensure healthy lives and promote well-being for all at all ages
4. Ensure inclusive and equitable quality education and promote lifelong learning opportunities for all
5. Achieve gender equality and empower all women and girls
6. Ensure availability and sustainable management of water and sanitation for all
7. Ensure access to affordable, reliable, sustainable and modern energy for all
8. Promote sustained, inclusive and sustainable economic growth, full and productive employment and decent work for all
9. Build resilient infrastructure, promote inclusive and sustainable industrialisation and foster innovation
10. Reduce inequality within and among countries
11. Make cities and human settlements inclusive, safe, resilient and sustainable
12. Ensure sustainable consumption and production patterns
13. Take urgent action to combat climate change and its effects
14. Conserve and sustainably use the oceans, seas and marine resources for sustainable development
15. Protect, restore and promote sustainable use of terrestrial ecosystems, sustainably manage forests, combat desertification, and halt and reverse land degradation and halt biodiversity loss
16. Promote peaceful and inclusive societies for sustainable development, provide access to justice for all and build effective, accountable and inclusive institutions at all levels
17. Strengthen the means of implementation and revitalise the global partnership for sustainable development
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Company profile
Name: Fruitful Day
Founders: Marie-Christine Luijckx, Lyla Dalal AlRawi, Lindsey Fournie
Based: Dubai, UAE
Founded: 2015
Number of employees: 30
Sector: F&B
Funding so far: Dh3 million
Future funding plans: None at present
Future markets: Saudi Arabia, potentially Kuwait and other GCC countries
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Ticket prices
- Golden circle - Dh995
- Floor Standing - Dh495
- Lower Bowl Platinum - Dh95
- Lower Bowl premium - Dh795
- Lower Bowl Plus - Dh695
- Lower Bowl Standard- Dh595
- Upper Bowl Premium - Dh395
- Upper Bowl standard - Dh295