I experienced my second Mexican stand-off this week. Just as my taxi rolled into the driveway of my workplace at Khalifa Park, the counter clicked past Dh31 to Dh31.25.
The driver and I both stifled our sighs and steeled ourselves for the encounter that was to come.
I opened with the declaration: "Listen, bro, you have two choices: you either let it go or you give me change for Dh35, because I don't have the coins."
The driver mused about it for a few seconds, before finally shaking his head. “No, this happens too much times, sir,” he said. “I do this maybe seven times a day and then at the end of month I don’t reach my target.”
Thankfully, the standoff over 25 fils ended amicably, but not before the driver went to the nearby convenience store to get the change required for my Dh35 – the price I had to pay was to wait patiently.
Such interactions, whether it be a restaurant or cab have become commonplace since the introduction of VAT in January.
Before the extra 5 per cent was imposed, prices in general were more often rounded off handsomely – no arguments to be had. But the tax has meant we've had to rethink our daily customer-service relations with nearly each exchange a zero-sum game of who coughs up change first. It also exposed the lack of change we often carry around and how that affects the way we deal with services not affected by VAT, such as taxis.
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I have written about this before, but it has continued to be a change-juggling minefield. Some residents have even taken pre-emptive steps to guard themselves against daily skirmishes, such as the one I had with my cabbie.
One of my colleagues enlightened me recently when she told me that each trip she makes to the bank is incomplete without a request for a healthy number of coins – coins that span all denominations.
My favourite laundry in Khalidiyah has taken a hawkish stand, adding a sign that requests the correct change. It has made it common practice that staff collect the exact amount – there are no card payment options, and with neck ties costing Dh5.25 to be dry-cleaned, I can understand their plight.
Some cab drivers I have come across have started carrying coins in a small snack box (that constant rattling can fray a passenger’s nerves), or, in one instance, in something that appeared to be a black sock.
Inconvenience aside, the positives of the VAT implementation are that, aside from many businesses being forced to become more financially literate, the new system has presented some useful lessons for UAE households. My friend Abdullah, who works for a major accounting firm in the UAE, has introduced the concept of the money jar at home.
"It's more a soup bowl actually," says the British-Pakistani father-of-three. "I give the kids [all teenagers] a certain allowance and I deduct payments, or fines, for bad grades and failing to do house chores. The coins have been handy, actually."
So what of my frustrations? Tired of the daily scorn of cab drivers and Baqalas, I opted to make a trip to the mall to purchase a new wallet that has a coin pouch. But, while at one of the small stalls in the courtyard of Al Wahda Mall, I saw a row of small plastic cylinders for sale.
“Coin holders,” the lady said. “They are very popular now.” Bewitched by the sheer ingeniousness of it, I handed the lady a dirham for one. The shop assistant then exhibited the morose smile I have long been accustomed to. “It’s 65 fils, sir, you got any change?”
The specs
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Transmission: seven-speed auto
Power: 420 bhp
Torque: 624Nm
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RESULTS
2pm: Handicap (PA) Dh40,000 (Dirt) 1,200m
Winner: Najem Al Rwasi, Fabrice Veron (jockey), Ahmed Al Shemaili (trainer)
2.30pm: Handicap (PA) Dh40,000 (D) 2,000m
Winner: Fandim, Fernando Jara, Majed Al Jahouri
3pm: Maiden (PA) Dh40,000 (D) 1,700m
Winner: Harbh, Pat Cosgrave, Ahmed Al Mehairbi
3.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh40,000 (D) 1,700m
Winner: Wakeel W’Rsan, Richard Mullen, Jaci Wickham
4pm: Crown Prince of Sharjah Cup Prestige (PA) Dh200,000 (D) 1,200m
Winner: Jawaal, Fernando Jara, Majed Al Jahouri
4.30pm: Sheikh Ahmed bin Rashid Al Maktoum Cup (TB) Dh200,000 (D) 2,000m
Winner: Tailor’s Row, Royston Ffrench, Salem bin Ghadayer
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Fujairah 130 for 8 in 20 overs
(Sandy Sandeep 29, Hamdan Tahir 26 no, Umair Ali 2-15)
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(Kashif Daud 51, Umair Ali 20, Rohan Mustafa 2-17, Sabir Rao 2-26)
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How to join and use Abu Dhabi’s public libraries
• There are six libraries in Abu Dhabi emirate run by the Department of Culture and Tourism, including one in Al Ain and Al Dhafra.
• Libraries are free to visit and visitors can consult books, use online resources and study there. Most are open from 8am to 8pm on weekdays, closed on Fridays and have variable hours on Saturdays, except for Qasr Al Watan which is open from 10am to 8pm every day.
• In order to borrow books, visitors must join the service by providing a passport photograph, Emirates ID and a refundable deposit of Dh400. Members can borrow five books for three weeks, all of which are renewable up to two times online.
• If users do not wish to pay the fee, they can still use the library’s electronic resources for free by simply registering on the website. Once registered, a username and password is provided, allowing remote access.
• For more information visit the library network's website.
War 2
Director: Ayan Mukerji
Stars: Hrithik Roshan, NTR, Kiara Advani, Ashutosh Rana
Rating: 2/5