He called, but that doesn't mean he wants to talk to you



Not too long ago, I spent a few days in Las Vegas.

I was there for business reasons, if you must know - I'm not much of a gambler, and I tend to get sleepy around 10pm - but the weather was perfect and the swimming pool was inviting, and my hotel, the over-the-top Wynn Resort, was top notch.

Until I tangled with the minibar.

It's a pretty clever minibar - well, any machine that manages to charge you $6 (Dh22) for a Diet Coke is clever - but this one has a twist. It charges you when you remove the item. High-tech sensors instantly detect that an item has been taken.

No more disruptive knocks on the door from some grim hotel operative with a clipboard and the ability to look into your soul and see that you ate the Jumbo Fun Sized Snickers ($8) in 93 seconds, or got through the entire festively-decorated jar of cashews ($11) while scrolling through the adult movie offerings without ever pressing "order" or that there's only one glass next to the empty $36 bottle of Cabernet.

I mean, as a hypothetical.

The point is, the minibar has a brain of its own, and if you so much as jostle an item in it, the charge is instantly posted to your bill.

I found this to be perhaps a bit too efficient, and when I described it to a friend of mine who edits the Los Angeles Times, he asked me to write a short and humorous piece about it for his feature section.

It was a complimentary essay. Look, I like the Wynn hotel a lot; it's fun and elegant and has a great pool area - with one pool that allows what they call, with restrained and mysterious suggestion, "European style bathing." (If you've ever been to a European beach, you can figure out what this means) and the whole place has a wonderful glamour to it.

The morning that the piece appears in the local newspaper, my agent calls me. Steve Wynn, the owner and impresario of the Wynn Resort, has called him. Steve Wynn wants to talk to me, about the article.

Let me put it another way: a casino operator I've written about wants to have a few words with me.

Suddenly I'm rereading my article in my mind, sifting through it for possible remarks that, taken out of context, might possibly lead to some misunderstanding. Instantly I'm in one of those early Woody Allen movies in my mind, "no, you see, it wasn't, that was not my meaning, it was the newspaper that, with my, total admiration, sir, fellas, what's with the bats? I would never say such a, with the European style bathing, hey! That hurt! Fellas, that's my pinkie …"

But I'm not a coward - or at least, I don't want to appear to be a coward - so I take a deep breath and call him back.

He's not available. I speak to his assistant - a collected and soft-spoken guy who seemed to have been expecting my call. I play it cool. "Just, you know, giving Mr Wynn a shout back," I say, adding a jaunty "Catch you later, bro," to show that I'm unfazed.

I leave him my cell number, and wait for his call. It doesn't come.

So the next day, all cool, I call the number again and pretend like, you know, I'm so crazy busy that I can't remember who owes whom a call. Is it me? Is it Mr Wynn?

He'll call you, is the reply. It's chillier this time, if possible.

"OK then, I'll wait," I say.

That was about two years ago.

Recently I told this story to a friend who travels in high circles, and he explained it all: "He didn't want to talk to you," my friend said. "Why would anyone want to talk to you? He just wanted to know where you were, and how quickly he could get you if he needed to. Guys like him are smart and prepared businessmen. They don't think about the next move, they think about the moves after the next moves. Unlike you. You're probably thinking only about European-style bathing."

He was right. In Hollywood, when someone calls you it's almost always good news. If it were bad news, they just wouldn't call you. In Hollywood, bad news is lazy. It just waits for you to figure it out by yourself. You sit by the door with your hair all done and in a poufy evening dress, and it's only later, at 10pm, that you realise that no date is coming to take you, that your show is cancelled, your pitch is passed on, your script is dead, your movie is not going to get made, your parking pass is revoked, and your picture is not running in the trades. And if you want European-style bathing, you have to drag yourself to Europe.

Rob Long is a writer and producer based in Hollywood.

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Where to stay: Courtyard by Marriott Titusville Kennedy Space Centre has unparalleled views of the Indian River. Alligators can be spotted from hotel room balconies, as can several rocket launch sites. The hotel also boasts cool space-themed decor.

When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.

How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
The stats: 2017 Jaguar XJ

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Transmission Eight-speed automatic

Power 340hp @ 6,000pm

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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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Narrated by: Sir David Attenborough

Stars: 4

Company profile

Name:​ One Good Thing ​

Founders:​ Bridgett Lau and Micheal Cooke​

Based in:​ Dubai​​ 

Sector:​ e-commerce​

Size: 5​ employees

Stage: ​Looking for seed funding

Investors:​ ​Self-funded and seeking external investors

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Director: Matty Brown

Stars: Nadine Labaki, Ziad Bakri, Zain Al Rafeea, Riman Al Rafeea

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Director: Mowaffaq Alobaid 

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Tightening the screw on rogue recruiters

The UAE overhauled the procedure to recruit housemaids and domestic workers with a law in 2017 to protect low-income labour from being exploited.

 Only recruitment companies authorised by the government are permitted as part of Tadbeer, a network of labour ministry-regulated centres.

A contract must be drawn up for domestic workers, the wages and job offer clearly stating the nature of work.

The contract stating the wages, work entailed and accommodation must be sent to the employee in their home country before they depart for the UAE.

The contract will be signed by the employer and employee when the domestic worker arrives in the UAE.

Only recruitment agencies registered with the ministry can undertake recruitment and employment applications for domestic workers.

Penalties for illegal recruitment in the UAE include fines of up to Dh100,000 and imprisonment

But agents not authorised by the government sidestep the law by illegally getting women into the country on visit visas.

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