During the US election campaign, the actor and comedian Sacha Baron Cohen was cajoled into “interviewing” the two (absent) presidential contenders on a US talk show, in the personae of his two most famous creations, Ali G and then Borat, a fictional journalist from Kazakhstan.
It seems that some Kazakh officials have been able to lean into Mr Baron Cohen’s humour – the country’s tourist board adopted the character’s phrase "very nice" in 2020 – but the Borat movie was banned for its offensiveness when it came out in 2006 in many parts of Asia and the Middle East. And it struck me, while watching the actor revive the role, that no one would come up with such a character today, for two reasons.
First, it’s an undeniably racist caricature. But second, Central Asia is becoming ever more important, and if audiences far away could not reasonably have been expected to know much about the region’s five countries nearly 20 years ago, they would be wise to sharpen up very soon.
Consider how many leaders have visited the “C5”, as Kazakhstan, the Kyrgyz Republic, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan are known together, in the past year or so. China’s President Xi Jinping made a Central Asia trip in July, having convened the first China-Central Asia summit last year. Both Mr Xi and Russia’s President Vladimir Putin were at the meeting of the Shanghai Co-operation Organisation held in Kazakhstan’s capital, Astana, that same month. German Chancellor Olaf Scholz had a three-day visit to the region culminating in a summit with all the C5 leaders in September.
Others who have been courting the region recently include France’s Emmanuel Macron, the Netherlands’ then prime minister Mark Rutte, Hungary’s leader Viktor Orban, the President of the European Council, Charles Michel, and South Korean President Yoon Suk-yeol, while the first-ever “C5+1 Presidential Summit” was held with US President Joe Biden during the UN General Assembly in New York in September 2023. Pipping the US to the post by several months, the first Gulf Co-operation Council-Central Asia summit took place the previous July in Jeddah.
It’s not hard to understand why the region is an increasing focus of attention. It is home to vast deposits of minerals including rare earth elements and rare metals. It has 38.6 per cent of the world’s manganese ore and 30.07 per cent of its chromium – both used for a variety of industrial purposes – and Kazakhstan is already the global leader in uranium production. To underline how important these deposits are, last month Australia’s Lowy Institute described Central Asia as an “emerging battlefield for strategic minerals”.
Something akin to a new middle power may be on the cusp of appearing at the heart of the Eurasian landmass
The region is also key to the “middle corridor” – the shortest route between western China and Europe, as opposed to “northern corridor” through Russia and the sea routes through the Indian Ocean and the Suez canal. The EU and international partners have pledged $10 billion to develop this route, also known as the Trans-Caspian International Transport Route, which is more a collection of different sections that can fit together in various ways, rather than a unitary line. This should bring journey times from one end to the other down to 15 days, compared to 19 days through the northern corridor, and up to 37 days by sea. Beijing is even more invested in this modern day iteration of the ancient Silk Road (it follows a similar path), which it calls the China–Central Asia–West Asia Economic Corridor of the Belt and Road Initiative. Over 260 projects with Chinese participation are already being implemented in the C5 countries.
Lastly, although food security is an issue in Central Asia as a whole, Kazakhstan is expected to be a be a leading producer of food surpluses over the next decade, according to a recent report by the Eurasian Development Bank. It is no coincidence that the secretariat and director general of the Islamic Organisation for Food Security, a partner of the Global Food Security Summit which just took place in Abu Dhabi, are permanently based in the Kazakh capital.
There is also a growing confidence in the region. Anyone thinking of them only as five countries that used to be part of the Soviet Union needs to refresh their lens. As a Carnegie Endowment analysis put it: “The region is no longer a backdrop for the new Great Game, nor is it anyone’s backyard.”
The C5 have been far from supportive of Russia’s position in the Ukraine war, with Kazakh President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev actually declaring right in front of Mr Putin in St Petersburg in 2022 that his country did not recognise pro-Russian “quasi-state territories” in Ukraine or elsewhere. That was bold, considering Russian forces had come to his aid and helped quell unrest in Kazakhstan as fellow members of the Moscow-led Collective Security Treaty Organisation only five months before.
But then Mr Tokayev, who appears to be emerging as a de facto first-among-equals of the C5, has ambitions for the five to work ever closer, “to shape the modern identity of Central Asia”, as he wrote in an article last August, and proposed a roadmap for regional integration and closer cooperation in defence and security at a C5 summit the same month.
Could a nascent Central Asian Union be far off? Either way, I believe this region to be one which the wise will watch closely. Something akin to a new middle power may be on the cusp of appearing at the heart of the Eurasian landmass. Baron Cohen’s comments about a country “no one had ever heard anything about” will then seem as quaint – and patronising – as perhaps they always were.
Dhadak 2
Director: Shazia Iqbal
Starring: Siddhant Chaturvedi, Triptii Dimri
Rating: 1/5
What the law says
Micro-retirement is not a recognised concept or employment status under Federal Decree Law No. 33 of 2021 on the Regulation of Labour Relations (as amended) (UAE Labour Law). As such, it reflects a voluntary work-life balance practice, rather than a recognised legal employment category, according to Dilini Loku, senior associate for law firm Gateley Middle East.
“Some companies may offer formal sabbatical policies or career break programmes; however, beyond such arrangements, there is no automatic right or statutory entitlement to extended breaks,” she explains.
“Any leave taken beyond statutory entitlements, such as annual leave, is typically regarded as unpaid leave in accordance with Article 33 of the UAE Labour Law. While employees may legally take unpaid leave, such requests are subject to the employer’s discretion and require approval.”
If an employee resigns to pursue micro-retirement, the employment contract is terminated, and the employer is under no legal obligation to rehire the employee in the future unless specific contractual agreements are in place (such as return-to-work arrangements), which are generally uncommon, Ms Loku adds.
The specs: Macan Turbo
Engine: Dual synchronous electric motors
Power: 639hp
Torque: 1,130Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Touring range: 591km
Price: From Dh412,500
On sale: Deliveries start in October
TOUCH RULES
Touch is derived from rugby league. Teams consist of up to 14 players with a maximum of six on the field at any time.
Teams can make as many substitutions as they want during the 40 minute matches.
Similar to rugby league, the attacking team has six attempts - or touches - before possession changes over.
A touch is any contact between the player with the ball and a defender, and must be with minimum force.
After a touch the player performs a “roll-ball” - similar to the play-the-ball in league - stepping over or rolling the ball between the feet.
At the roll-ball, the defenders have to retreat a minimum of five metres.
A touchdown is scored when an attacking player places the ball on or over the score-line.
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The specs
Engine: 2.0-litre turbo 4-cyl
Transmission: eight-speed auto
Power: 190bhp
Torque: 300Nm
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Who was Alfred Nobel?
The Nobel Prize was created by wealthy Swedish chemist and entrepreneur Alfred Nobel.
- In his will he dictated that the bulk of his estate should be used to fund "prizes to those who, during the preceding year, have conferred the greatest benefit to humankind".
- Nobel is best known as the inventor of dynamite, but also wrote poetry and drama and could speak Russian, French, English and German by the age of 17. The five original prize categories reflect the interests closest to his heart.
- Nobel died in 1896 but it took until 1901, following a legal battle over his will, before the first prizes were awarded.
'The worst thing you can eat'
Trans fat is typically found in fried and baked goods, but you may be consuming more than you think.
Powdered coffee creamer, microwave popcorn and virtually anything processed with a crust is likely to contain it, as this guide from Mayo Clinic outlines:
Baked goods - Most cakes, cookies, pie crusts and crackers contain shortening, which is usually made from partially hydrogenated vegetable oil. Ready-made frosting is another source of trans fat.
Snacks - Potato, corn and tortilla chips often contain trans fat. And while popcorn can be a healthy snack, many types of packaged or microwave popcorn use trans fat to help cook or flavour the popcorn.
Fried food - Foods that require deep frying — french fries, doughnuts and fried chicken — can contain trans fat from the oil used in the cooking process.
Refrigerator dough - Products such as canned biscuits and cinnamon rolls often contain trans fat, as do frozen pizza crusts.
Creamer and margarine - Nondairy coffee creamer and stick margarines also may contain partially hydrogenated vegetable oils.
Real estate tokenisation project
Dubai launched the pilot phase of its real estate tokenisation project last month.
The initiative focuses on converting real estate assets into digital tokens recorded on blockchain technology and helps in streamlining the process of buying, selling and investing, the Dubai Land Department said.
Dubai’s real estate tokenisation market is projected to reach Dh60 billion ($16.33 billion) by 2033, representing 7 per cent of the emirate’s total property transactions, according to the DLD.
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
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THE BIO
Favourite car: Koenigsegg Agera RS or Renault Trezor concept car.
Favourite book: I Am Pilgrim by Terry Hayes or Red Notice by Bill Browder.
Biggest inspiration: My husband Nik. He really got me through a lot with his positivity.
Favourite holiday destination: Being at home in Australia, as I travel all over the world for work. It’s great to just hang out with my husband and family.
World Sevens Series standing after Dubai
1. South Africa
2. New Zealand
3. England
4. Fiji
5. Australia
6. Samoa
7. Kenya
8. Scotland
9. France
10. Spain
11. Argentina
12. Canada
13. Wales
14. Uganda
15. United States
16. Russia
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The currency conundrum
Russ Mould, investment director at online trading platform AJ Bell, says almost every major currency has challenges right now. “The US has a huge budget deficit, the euro faces political friction and poor growth, sterling is bogged down by Brexit, China’s renminbi is hit by debt fears while slowing Chinese growth is hurting commodity exporters like Australia and Canada.”
Most countries now actively want a weak currency to make their exports more competitive. “China seems happy to let the renminbi drift lower, the Swiss are still running quantitative easing at full tilt and central bankers everywhere are actively talking down their currencies or offering only limited support," says Mr Mould.
This is a race to the bottom, and everybody wants to be a winner.
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How much sugar is in chocolate Easter eggs?
- The 169g Crunchie egg has 15.9g of sugar per 25g serving, working out at around 107g of sugar per egg
- The 190g Maltesers Teasers egg contains 58g of sugar per 100g for the egg and 19.6g of sugar in each of the two Teasers bars that come with it
- The 188g Smarties egg has 113g of sugar per egg and 22.8g in the tube of Smarties it contains
- The Milky Bar white chocolate Egg Hunt Pack contains eight eggs at 7.7g of sugar per egg
- The Cadbury Creme Egg contains 26g of sugar per 40g egg
Four-day collections of TOH
Day Indian Rs (Dh)
Thursday 500.75 million (25.23m)
Friday 280.25m (14.12m)
Saturday 220.75m (11.21m)
Sunday 170.25m (8.58m)
Total 1.19bn (59.15m)
(Figures in millions, approximate)
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'Project Power'
Stars: Jamie Foxx, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Dominique Fishback
Director: Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman
Rating: 3.5/5
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